Hot stripper but sounds like Eddie Vedder. Should I put my dick in it?
Muddy
USA
Alright I’m at the club the other night and met one of these cool rocker chick alt girls. Different look in flannel and all that, free spirit we really hit it off. She said sings too, gets up on stage with an acoustic guitar and starts pounding out Pearl Jam hits, the only thing was she sounded exactly like Eddie Vedder, with all the yarling, I didn’t know whether to be amazed or horrified. Should I bang that or just settle for a hand job thanks.
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SJG
Singing like Eddie Vedder isn't what she will be doing in VIP.
It could have been worse, I've met a couple civie girls that sounded like Tom Waits when they spoke. Several years ago one lived next door to me and hearing her argue with her midget alcoholic boyfriend would have been entertaining in small doses if they weren't next door.
if she can pull that one off would you still want her to empty out your balls?