I Got the Not-Enough-Money-to-Go-Clubbin'-on-a-Friday Blues

Hahaha. I'm with you tonight bro, cold as Fuck in NY Metro

It's cold as fuck in Detroit, too. A good night to stay home and watch porn.

Try your local dive. Im able to get attention at the closest bikini bars(no whales) on weekends with minimal(no) effort.

Im going tonight or tomorrow. Not sure yet.

I've got $450 cold cash stashed in the car, trying to think of a good reason not to go... letting it build?

I went to the club yesterday. I have to rest up today.

Not clubbing this weekend, have a fairly expensive OTC set up for next weekend. So I am saving my money. Have to rent 2 hotel rooms in 2 different towns over 3 days to establish a cover story for my wife that I have gone hunting. Fairly elaborate cover but it keeps me in the clear.

^"fairly elobarate"?

Sounds like overkill.

Lol, she has caught me before and has a suspicious mind. If a credit card bill would not show up the hunting hotel there would be difficult questions. The other hotel is on a card she nevers sees the bill for. This is the second meeting this month, which needs a solid cover to keep suspicions from creeping up.

^^^ buy a prepaid Visa card.

^ you can get a prepay Walmart Card @ Walmart (Visa or MC) and you can put $$$ on-it w/ cash @ Walmarts - this card does not show up on your credit-report

Was at the club late-afternoon today - it was ok w/ the exception of a ebony-nymph that fucked-me barside for almost 90-minutes straight - sounds like BS but if one clubs enough they end up w/ these type of stories

Been on a bit of a binge lately - clubbed last Sa day and night shifts, and also clubbed last Su dayshift - clubbed on Wed dayshift; Th early nightshift, and today (Fr) late dayshift.

As Mick would say "I can't get no satisfaction" - need a break b/c I've been burning thru some serious cash and it's all becoming "meh" - as w/ many things, SCing becomes habitual and one does-it out of habit instead of something to do once in a while.

@Doces Be a hell of a story if she flakes on you after putting all that together. Can't exactly go home early then after telling the wife all that. Might actually end up going hunting..Lol

@Papi I'm glad I heard someone else say it, I've been feeling the same recently, like its almost getting boring. Think I might need one of my breaks or find a new strand of clubs to check out, IDK.

@lick-that lol you are right, I could end up hunting. She has been dependable so far, even going so far as to text me to see if I am going to be there and what time. But as with any stripper she could easily flake and leave me hanging like the PL I am. One of the downsides if this lifestyle.

Doces - I hope she shows. You planned for this, and it would suck if she flakes out.

I stayed in last night. Hearing the howling wind - and seeing the temps drop - made the decision quite easy.

Hot story, Sir Lapdancealot! Thanks, everyone, for the club reports!

Went to a local dive to see a fave yesterday, but she skipped that Friday. So I ate some greasy club food, bought 4 laps and some food with another girl who just felt like talking and hanging around for 2 hours until her regular showed up. Cheap night, maybe $50 spent.

Great story SirLDAlot! You made it very worthwhile to venture out on a Friday night. The post LDK feel - and the smell of her pussy cream - must have been a great reminder of a very sexy experience.

I only brought $100 to the club last night, I was just planning on tipping a few girls and drinking a couple of drinks. I saw a couple of new girls that I needed to get my hands on, so I hit the club ATM (I hate doing that), and I spent way more money than I had planned to.

I didn’t go out on Friday, but I did on Saturday.

Like Larry, I just bring a $100 when I plan to just have some drinks and do stage tipping.

Turns out a waitress I found attractive started stripping. I had to hit the club ATM to get some lap dance money. Good dances considering it was her first week as a stripper.

Using sex clubs as a regular source of sexual gratification is perverted. This was explained to me by an extras club experienced dancer, and I agree.

Also, that endorphin rush which comes with ejaculation is addictive.

Strip clubs offer much, but they are not really a long term or reliable solution to anything.

SJG