TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 61)
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5 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Founder must have verified ek9 as a dancer.
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Actually now that I look, Nicole hasn't returned, just Icey.
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
^^^^^what he said.
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5 years ago
Naughtyhoney
California Girl
@CMI for a second she had a cool shot of her new boobs in a red tank top. Looked like her verification photo since it had "TUSCL" and some random numbers. Looked decent enough from what I saw.
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5 years ago
ime
Fuck Joe Biden
That bathroom troll DOES sound worthless. Usually the dude will greet you, have the water already running and have the hand towel ready for you. We sometimes complain that we can do this ourselves but when you think about it, it's already a shitty job, what's a buck or two for the guy. But not if he cant even do the simple stuff we expect. What are we supposed to tip him for, just standing there?
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5 years ago
Tiredtraveler
Solo PL
@Minnow reading your post for some reason made me think of the 5 seeing habits and 10 point commentary. Not sure why........
Lol.
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5 years ago
roshi
Bay Area, California
@Papi you bring up an interesting point and actually I'm gonna head over to stripperweb to see if there exists a thread that actually ranks the worst club customers.
You named three that I know dancers hate, but never listed in order. Time wasters, Club furniture aka spectators, and sweatpants boner man. I'd think that sweatpants boner man would at least rank higher than the other two, since at least that guy is spending money whereas the club furniture isn't, and time wasters MIGHT spend money but she has to spend way too much time with him to earn it.
@Nicespice if it's not too much trouble who are the worst customers from absolute worst to least worst?
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5 years ago
Backseatboy02
Georgia
Damn that was an excellent recap of what sounds like an amazing time. The attitude of that girl is what I'm sure we all look for anytime we get a dance in a club, or head arriba in TJ.
I really wish I had perfect radar that could see which girls have this attitude when I'm choosing who I'm gonna spend money on. Instead it's hard to figure out, because they'll act all cool with you downstairs only to turn into starfish and stone cold hustlers upstairs.
Good job in finding the perfect dancer. You might be kicking yourself for not trying the green haired girl but with an experience like the one you had afterwards you should be happy. The green haired girl could have been a dud and fucked up your whole vibe. And you might have possibly never met the 2nd girl.
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5 years ago
kfed
Nevada
Interesting report. Having visited there for the first time recently I noticed the back VIP area wasn't really dark at all, you could totally see what every other couple in there was up to. That said, there were still tandem dancers who were obviously performing more than just dances and no one from management even so much as peeked their head in.
Do you know what the guys who got ejected were doing?
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5 years ago
roshi
Bay Area, California
@joewebber some dancers might laugh but yet their co-workers still give dances to those same guys and help them with their 'purpose' for money. That guy is there for a purpose indeed, and it obviously doesn't include impressing dancers. To be honest I think the guy that IS there to impress dancers is wasting his time.
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5 years ago
Muddy
USA
After my experience in Vegas I'd definitely welcome an invasion. They've already invaded a few clubs in Vegas. Went to Spearmint Rhino and there were a ton of Cubans there and they also gave the best mileage. Also saw a bunch of them in Chicas Bonitas and they were the sluttiest women ever.
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5 years ago
roshi
Bay Area, California
Jeans are pretty much the worse pants to wear to a club for both reasons already listed. You won't feel the grind enough, and it's uncomfortable for the dancer. I've never worn sweatpants to the club either. I gotta try it some time to see how it compares to my usual attire. In the summer I usually go with these black thin shorts available from Kohls. https://m.kohls.com/product/prd-2174607/lee-performance-cargo-shorts-men.jsp?prdPV=1&userPFM=mens%20lee%20performance%20cargo%20shorts&diestoreid=763&selectShip=true. I have like 10 pairs of them since they're pretty cheap at $14 a pair. They are super thin but aren't waterproof. I wear cotton boxers underneath and those soak up all the splooge from my LDKs so I don't have any stain showing afterwards. I've worn those to pretty much every club I've ever been to. The only time I'd worry about getting into a club with them is on a Saturday night when upscale clubs seem to strictly adhere to any dress codes.
In the winter time I usually go with either regular dress slacks or a pair of men's active pants from Costco. Unfortunately it's out of season and I can't even find it online. But they are zipperless black pants that look more like slacks than track pants, despite being 90% nylon. The main thing is they are thin and easy for the dancer to grind on, and they are waterproof so again, no LDK stain.
OP I see we're in the same general area. I've even commented on one of your reviews that had a similar title to mine. Did you wear sweatpants to one of the Rancho clubs? I'd think you would have no trouble with getting into any of them since they don't seem to have any strict dress codes besides no gang attire and white tshirts. I've seen guys in basketball shorts, track pants, all types of stuff. You might be ignored by the 'classy' dancers but honestly they're no fun anyway.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Rick Dugan posted:
So congratulations rev, you've made it. After all of that, Nobody is more deserving of the title than you. 😉
If we put it to a vote I don't think Rev would even crack 5% to your 95% of who holds the title of King Douchebag. Your sole vote would earn him that 5%.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
:Popcorn gif:
Can't wait for the Rev's reply. Rick managing to make friends everywhere he goes. With a reply like Rick's, you'd think he confirmed that the Reverend was talking about his mom or something.
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5 years ago
maskedhero04
Ha, funny choice of code words to explain how the night played out.
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5 years ago
FishHawk
The mustache makes the man
I used to think we had the same kind of taste. But then you used low mileage and fun in the same sentence.
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5 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Wow. Fucking wow. Justintolook summed up all my thoughts perfectly. An shitty airdance helps you decide that you want OTC with this chick??!!
Unfuckingbelievable.
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5 years ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Great review as always.
And thanks for including your conversation with the dancer trying to get her friends hired. Could have been SS, but still interesting to hear about.
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5 years ago
nicespice
@Nicespice so even in that low mileage club you're working at now dudes still manage to LDK off your dances???
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5 years ago
wildman22
Arizona
After visiting this club for the first time I see what you mean now OP. The private rooms here are WAY better than the ones at Rhino because they are actually private. Meaning 1 on 1, not the communal BS from Rhino. Rhino has private rooms but they cost WAY more than here. The fact that your girl gave you 45 minutes is pretty damn cool.
Rereading this review now after having visited the club and spending time with an amazing dancer myself I can totally see why you dropped the money you did. I think $1300 here goes way further than $1300 at Rhino.
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Lol at SJG getting owned yet again by SLD. Dude tells folks not to worry about where folks get their money or how money works. Then proceeds to tell everyone else how they should spend their money in clubs. The hypocrisy is killing me lol!
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5 years ago
traveler2019
Illinois
Thanks for a great review. Seems I made a good decision by skipping this place. I'd rather visit any other of the hotel pool parties than go to this place.