TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 62)
review comment
5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
What Papi said was exactly the reason I suspect they were trying to give me a HJ. Seemed the PC mode was trying to help out the other less desirable girl. Even after I repeatedly said that I only wanted attention from the PC mode, she still brought her into the private room in an attempt to get her some money. By offering the weakest of extras, a hand job, and let her friend cover the camera. I have no doubt that had she completed the HJ, she would have pestered me to tip the other girl for blocking the camera. No thanks.
The double dance scam is alive and well in even the smallest of clubs. I say no every time.
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
@heaving because she craves attention plain and simple.
Can't wait till she goes back to doing whatever she was doing for the last three weeks. With her and Icey gone this place was a dream.
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5 years ago
joatmon
Maryland - Clubs here suck
Folks just gotta get used to it I guess. I will say that a door seems to give a feeling of privacy that curtains don't. But I've also been in clubs with just curtains where more explicit extras than what happens at Playhouse takes place routinely.
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5 years ago
skeets35
Tacoma, WA
Protip: Just add some pricing details to everything to get a quick approval. List cover price, dance/VIP prices and time length, and maybe drink prices. Once you satisfy just those, the review Nazis usually back off.
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5 years ago
CarlitosPeligro
USA
Excellent review!
Yo, we might have been there at the same time if you were there the past weekend. I went on both Saturday and Sunday night. 8/3 and 8/4.
That's tight that Satin offered you her number for OTC. She didn't offer it to me :(. I couldn't have taken her up on it but it's always nice feeling to have a dancer offer it. Which hotel were you staying at?
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5 years ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
This is good news. Up until now I never bothered with this club as I didn't like what I was reading in reviews regarding their rules about contact. Were you flashed at all on this visit?
Thanks for the review. I might give this place a shot now.
review comment
5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Carlitos from all my clubbing over the past couple years, Satin and Sky are two standouts that I'll never forget. If I could meet dancers with their type of personality every time then every visit to the club would be a pleasure and money well spent.
discussion comment
5 years ago
NJBalla
New York
Njballa's clip is funny, but heaving's is better. I may be biased though because one clip is a standing assjob which is basically my favorite thing in the world.
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5 years ago
NJBalla
New York
^^^^My bad, I watched heavings clip and mistook it for the OP's clip. My post was all about heavings clip.
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5 years ago
NJBalla
New York
And btw, that wasn't a OTP HJ in the OP's clip. That was a straight up clothed assjob. He distinctly said "is she rubbing her bum up and down on my.....area?". Then you can see her rocking up and down, much like the lovely dancers who make me happy in the same fashion.
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5 years ago
NJBalla
New York
^^^^^^Fucking hilarious!
Sad part is, replace that girl with a stripper with a big ass and big tits, and that's me all day in the club. Standing position and everything. Except no stain, that's rookie shit.
Well damn, since we're reading jizz in pants movie moments, I use to think this one was funny. Especially the way he came and then the bell rang at the same time and it made that sound when she realized who it was. https://youtu.be/AvnIupFXCGo
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5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
@Rick, that shit was funny. Reminded me of the Chappelle show skit where they had the "love contract" for guys to have their one night stands to sign so they don't get hit with assault charges the next morning. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jwmvxd/chappelle-s-show-love-contract
Still, I'm not talking about sexual assault. I'm taking about the job of dancing. Like a guy can go to a club, pay whatever amount for dances or a VIP, and in turn get to grope some beautiful woman that's usually way out of his league for 30 minutes or whatever. That guy knows damn well this girl would never even let him so much as pinch her ass outside the club without a commotion, but in here for the right money he can do so much more?
@heaving man I don't know what to tell you. I will admit that although I believe the job is tough on the girls, that knowledge still won't stop me from going. Makes me sound like a shithead but I don't know what else to say. I enjoy clubs, and I enjoy the women who share their lovely bodies with us for a price.
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5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
^^^^This. (Ataboy's post, because someone will probably ninja me)
The cop analogy is a good example. Say a cop had to kill someone in the line of duty. The action was deemed absolutely necessary and he was even given a medal for his actions. Suppose 5 more incidents like that happen. You don't think that starts to add up and fuck up the cop's mental stability?
Likewise with a dancer having to subject themselves to being touched inappropriately for hours a day for money. I'd just think that shit is gonna affect your mental much more than a person being subjected to flipping burgers for hours daily. Or driving a transit bus all day. Or picking up garbage everyday. I can easily say my job barely affects my mental.
And I'm not talking about customers trying to rip off dancers or vice versa. I'm talking about the nature of dancing period. Shit, after being touched inappropriately by strangers for hours on end I can see why some dancers turn to just trying to rip off customers doing as little work as they can. At that point they're probably just like "man FUCK these PLs".
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5 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Main thing I like about San Diego airport is the time you step off the plane to the time you make it out of the airport is quite short. I remember my first trip to HKTJ last year, I think we landed at 2:33pm and I was on the 992 bus at around 2:45. Most of that time was spent waiting to deplane.
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5 years ago
bruceleeroy
California
TBH I think you did pretty well for yourself, despite the lame dance. Usually the price is $300 for just a half an hour. Then on top of that, the price for the drinks is usually $100 extra. So you did well to only have paid $300 for an hour.
Only sucks that it was an hour of lame dances and attempted upsell. Like damn, not even any feeding? Usually the Brazilian chicks are the coolest about that.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Yeah but come on. This is different. Certain jobs affect your mental way more than others. For instance, I always felt that Johnnie Cochran's early death was directly due to the fact that he knew that OJ Simpson was guilty as hell. He helped a murderer get off and that guilt carried him to an early grave. Much like I bet a ton of defense lawyers have to deal with.
Dancers make more money by allowing strangers to touch some of their most intimate body parts. Take away the money and that's called assault. And assault victims are usually traumatized for a long while because of just one occurence. Meanwhile dancers do this daily. Sure they get paid for it and so the compensation is supposed to equal consent. But still, it's gotta be psychologically challenging. Way more so than most vanilla jobs out there.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
I've always wondered just how the job affects these dancers mentally. I remember when I used to visit stripperweb there was a thread stickied to the top of the forum titled "protecting your mental health and well being". I never read it but I can just imagine that being groped by strangers for money day in and day out has to take a toll on even the hardest girl.
Maybe I'll go back and read the thread. But knowing the tone on that site, it'll just be posts from girls who say they're fine because they give air dances all day and make a thousand per night.
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5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Doesn't surprise me that people still try to gain VIP access with shit reviews like this. Ever since that "girls were super friendly with good craic" review passed it just showed me that people are just plain stupid when it comes to approving reviews.
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5 years ago
HappyButNotLucky
Wow, after reading about your encounter with Isis it doesn't sound like things are improving at all. That sounds terrible. Usually the dancers DO ask for a tip and it's understandable, since $100 for 30 minutes where the dancer only gets $60 of that is truly not worth getting groped for.
To be honest, I think the only reason the management wants to know about it is because they want in on the dancer's tips also. I think the girls are supposed to report all their earnings, even their tips. Of course the dancer doesn't want to do that, I wouldn't either. In your dancer's case, she didn't require a mandatory tip. She simply said the dance will be an air dance if she doesn't get tipped. Which IS shitty, but she's covering her bases. I think $30/dance to touch boobs is way too much though, especially since in 30 minutes probably 10 songs play. So $300 extra to touch boobs for the 30 minute VIP? No fucking thanks!
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5 years ago
KJ702
Texas
Yeah, this dude's a full blown troll. I guess he fills a little of the void left by Iceyloco and Nicole. A tiny bit.
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5 years ago
Freeguy411
Seems like hitting this club as a group is a lot different than hitting the club solo. With a group, it depends on how your friends are. Since it was a special occasion, I can see some guys(4+) getting together to splurge for the birthday boy/groom to be. Not THAT expensive to split a bottle and always have a seat to come back to. But if it's just solo, or with one or two other friends then just mingle with the crowd and save all that money for the girls.
Since I mostly go solo I never worry about bottle service or a table. I have no problem standing the entire time.
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5 years ago
rugrat
Roaming the USA
Sounds like a spot on review to me. I'm not sure why it took them so long to offer a 2 for 1. They usually do it often, since it is your only time to test drive a girl before committing to a VIP and they know this.
Not sure who A.K is, might as well list her full stage name because it's not like you gave any details of her doing naughty stuff in the VIP.
Sorry you didn't have a great time in there. I blame that on those new employee laws in CA. Since the club takes a bigger cut of money the girls want a tip for everything now, so the $150 special is misleading. Realistically expect to pay about $250 for half an hour with touching. Which is at least on par with most of the country's half hour prices. The problem is, like you mentioned, the single dance prices are way too expensive outside of the 2 for 1 price.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Nixur68
Texas
I think all the ones I'm about to list were already said but I'll list them anyway because this is exactly what I experienced this weekend in Vegas:
-Girls who don't do regular dances. They only do VIP and it's soooooo good. In my experiences with these girls, they either give the least mileage, or want some insanely high tip for VIP stuffs.
-Girls who only quote the higher end options for dances. Asked a girl for dance prices since I'd never been to the club. She says I can do 3 for 100, or the 30 minute fantasy room for $550. Didn't tell me any of the other options in between or single dance prices lol.
-Girls who shy away from contact on the floor. If you approach me trying to get a dance by starting a convo and I can't hug you around the waist and brush my hand against that smooth ass without you backing away then I know the dances will be some airy weak shit.
-2 girl tag teams. The most robbish shit ever. Herbtcat hit this square on the nose. It's not double the fun. It's a quarter of the fun at double the price. I went to Palominos in Vegas twice and both different days saw the same two girls approaching select customers for double VIPs. Can't knock the hustle though as they did have a few takers. All I could do was shake my head.
-Girls that have had a lot of work done. Sad, but true fact for me. Most of the dancers I encounter who have fake boobs complete with a big fake ass usually give the least mileage or have the most air time in their dances. Have yet to run into the described type that is as slutty in dances as I want her to be.
-Girls who grab you 5 seconds after you've walked through the door. I mean that's great she takes the initiative. But damn, give a man time to settle in first. Now I have had some good experiences even with these types so it's not a huge red flag. But I'll be on guard and most times won't accept or will only agree to one or two dances.
discussion comment
5 years ago
KJ702
Texas
Yeah if she really cared about a relationship she would have at least answered your texts back.
There is always the surefire method we use on this site to see if a dancer wants a real relationship with you: take money out of the equation. If you stop seeing her at the club and she stops contacting you then you have your answer.