IDK if it's BS, or just a sad PL
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
From a recent review of The Penthouse NOLA:
Djdodger
New York
Great club - full of scammers - BEWARE
August 15, 2019
The club is excellent, best hands down in the FQ. Best layout, best decor, best girls, no question. Problem is that many of the girls, 3 in particular are scam artists and will bleed you dry while making you feel like an utter idiot. I fell for it so color me vindictive.
Dancers names are Ronnie and Lily. Got both real names too, but out of decency will refrain from posting. Both gorgeous, white, petite, tattoos.
Did a 3rd floor room w Ronnie. Was a good time based on personality. Low mileage dance, most of it air dance. Girl left mid session to vomit. Returned like a champ. Takes at length about here new girlfriend who was on the pole downstairs.
Felt like we connected. Asked if she would dance OTC. Made very clear not looking for more. Swapped numbers.
Later that night arranged meetup for next day. After arrangement and price, random message asking to add her gf for more. Red flags up but listened to my pants.
Met the next day after some minor issues and location change. Was very clear was going to be dance in hotel. Never made it there. Spent hours buying drinks around town, intimately left high and dry after $700 each to both cash.
Lesson learned- 100% con job. Was so pissed - went to their club after and named names and bitched about both to mgmt. hopefully justice served and they get axed. Mgmt could care less. Tried to peg me for soliciting, which I was not.
Ultimately, beware. Nola full of con artists and scammers. These two real pieces of work.
Tuesday Evening
11-25
$500-$1,000
Club 8
Dancers 5
Dollar Value 1
Review Publishers
Muddy
voyeur97Incoherent
DickyDoo2
DANZIG
aurora21
Review Comments
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
4 Hours Ago
You gotta be kidding me.
You paid them $700 each *upfront* on the promise they would show up? If this is the case then you deserve to get ripped off for being so stupid - this is analogous to leaving your wallet in your car with the windows down and being surprised it got stolen - and then you compounded the problem by complaining to management which is just as stupid bc they don't have any control about what the girls do outside the club.
Strip clubs are seedy places designed to get as much of your $$$ as possible; nobody is gonna look out for you except you - you got played bc you were trying to plsy a game that you have no idea how is played.
Sgrayeff
4 Hours Ago
"Girl left mid session to vomit."
Respectfully, that was your cue to quit.
JustinTolook
On the road.
1 Hour Ago
This is either very poorly written or it is bullshit.
Three girls are scam artists, but you only talk about two girls.
You get a low mileage air dance interrupted by puking and decide this is your must have for OTC.
You are willing to pay $700 for "just dances" in your hotel when they're $20/$40 in the club.
You give an additional $700 to the girlfriend, who may or may not be Lily, for what?
You coughed up $1400 plus drinks, but only spent $500 -$1000 per the review.
Yeah, sorry, as written, I don't believe a word of it.
https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=3595…
Djdodger
New York
Great club - full of scammers - BEWARE
August 15, 2019
The club is excellent, best hands down in the FQ. Best layout, best decor, best girls, no question. Problem is that many of the girls, 3 in particular are scam artists and will bleed you dry while making you feel like an utter idiot. I fell for it so color me vindictive.
Dancers names are Ronnie and Lily. Got both real names too, but out of decency will refrain from posting. Both gorgeous, white, petite, tattoos.
Did a 3rd floor room w Ronnie. Was a good time based on personality. Low mileage dance, most of it air dance. Girl left mid session to vomit. Returned like a champ. Takes at length about here new girlfriend who was on the pole downstairs.
Felt like we connected. Asked if she would dance OTC. Made very clear not looking for more. Swapped numbers.
Later that night arranged meetup for next day. After arrangement and price, random message asking to add her gf for more. Red flags up but listened to my pants.
Met the next day after some minor issues and location change. Was very clear was going to be dance in hotel. Never made it there. Spent hours buying drinks around town, intimately left high and dry after $700 each to both cash.
Lesson learned- 100% con job. Was so pissed - went to their club after and named names and bitched about both to mgmt. hopefully justice served and they get axed. Mgmt could care less. Tried to peg me for soliciting, which I was not.
Ultimately, beware. Nola full of con artists and scammers. These two real pieces of work.
Tuesday Evening
11-25
$500-$1,000
Club 8
Dancers 5
Dollar Value 1
Review Publishers
Muddy
voyeur97Incoherent
DickyDoo2
DANZIG
aurora21
Review Comments
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
4 Hours Ago
You gotta be kidding me.
You paid them $700 each *upfront* on the promise they would show up? If this is the case then you deserve to get ripped off for being so stupid - this is analogous to leaving your wallet in your car with the windows down and being surprised it got stolen - and then you compounded the problem by complaining to management which is just as stupid bc they don't have any control about what the girls do outside the club.
Strip clubs are seedy places designed to get as much of your $$$ as possible; nobody is gonna look out for you except you - you got played bc you were trying to plsy a game that you have no idea how is played.
Sgrayeff
4 Hours Ago
"Girl left mid session to vomit."
Respectfully, that was your cue to quit.
JustinTolook
On the road.
1 Hour Ago
This is either very poorly written or it is bullshit.
Three girls are scam artists, but you only talk about two girls.
You get a low mileage air dance interrupted by puking and decide this is your must have for OTC.
You are willing to pay $700 for "just dances" in your hotel when they're $20/$40 in the club.
You give an additional $700 to the girlfriend, who may or may not be Lily, for what?
You coughed up $1400 plus drinks, but only spent $500 -$1000 per the review.
Yeah, sorry, as written, I don't believe a word of it.
https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=3595…
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I was based at Keesler AFB in Biloxi MS in 1963. Got my first weekend pass and myself and my buddy headed to NOLA for the purpose of getting laid. It only took 1 night on Bourbon Street for us to realize that is was just a rip off tourist trap. We didn't even go there on our second night and we went home without getting laid.
Or, maybe he practiced on his own.
Sorry Jeffrow......
Unfuckingbelievable.
As the old saying goes, if you get ripped off a second or third time, shame on you.