Puttin my Dicks in Vixen

Today I was in my white suit, pastel blue undershirt, loafers no socks, sunglasses 🕶 at night. Driving around Miami Beach listening to I Ran by the Flock of Seagulls. Yeah I was on my Sonny Crockett bullshit but I didn’t give a fuck. I had to hit strip club I was feeling it.

Wednesday night. Around 11. Wading through random construction yards in Davie, Florida. I don’t know how anybody would find this place without google. It’s not necessarily in the middle of nowhere a gigantic highway interchange is right adjacent it’s just kind of tucked away. Massive club, warehouse style. Plenty of parking. $10 cover. Mask enforcement was light. Loud music, hard to speak. I got a Corona for $7. Set up was a couple stages in action. 2 on main stage, one on satellite. Main bar in the back. Bathrooms to the left of that. And dance areas behind the bar. They are like separate booth rooms. $25 for the little rooms I’m told and $35 for the big rooms. I was told they are kinda like the same thing. $15 for floor dances. For that just do the damn booths IMO. You do throw Th e staff $10 to get back there.

Dancers, I thought it was a great group. Whites, Latinas and a couple black dancers. Maybe 25 dancers. I immediately who I thought was a 10. Cuban blonde girl. 24 years old. Body from the fucking heavens. It was perfect. One of the hottest girls I’ve seen in a club. Natural, Natural, Natural, no silicone anywhere. Perfection. Now I’m forgetting her name though it was like Sephaxia some shit like that. I took for a like 5 dances. There looks to be a camera but I carried on because I knew this was a unique opportunity Mileage was incredible. Nipple sucking, I even flipped her around for some doggie style hump dances standing up. I fucking love that. Nobody came through to scold me. LDK successful. Just an incredible experience I thought. Worth it. I tried like hell to get this girl to hang out, no dice. I really did but sometimes they make enough ITC that Th way just don’t really need your takeout loving ass. Maybe I shoulda threw 4 digits at her. Ehh Ce La Vie. This is kind of why I like weeknights over weekend night a girl like that might be tied up all Friday night but tonight, fully available. Only like 10-15 customers. This is a great club hidden in an industrial area but I feel not as talked about or popular as some of the other south Florida clubs your always hearing about. Underrated Gem.