TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 19)
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Icee getting straight owned in this thread. Shits hilarious. Ethical solicitation, yeah I got a good laugh out of that also ππ€£
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3 years ago
JamesSD
California
I've always been a body first face second type of guy. Meaning if I can't have the pretty face/banging body combo then I'll take the butterface everyday over the anorexic dollface. I find that the butterfaces usually give you better dances than the perfect 10 types anyway.
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3 years ago
datinman
Not in Kansas anymore
Looks like an 18th century BBL.
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3 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Warrior have you already forgotten about the cries of many to bring the two way block back? It was a hot topic and raging debate for awhile but Founder (as always) had the last word, and he preferred the one way block. I remember we used to speculate he did that because of his soft spot for SJG. With the two way block, SJG wouldn't be able to see or comment on any person's thread who had him on ignore. It gave good reason for most everyone to put him on ignore and be done with him.
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3 years ago
whodat36673
So this place is just regular dances? No private VIP rooms, just a communal VIP area? I can live with that if it is, as long as the dances are good.
And I'm hoping that first dancer was the exception and not the norm. I planned on checking this place out in 3 weeks when I'm out there. But if boob grabbing is really some kind of foul then I don't even need to bother.
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3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Yeah the motorhead mention was out of left field, even for Icee. Icee wasn't even here when Motorhead used to post. Or was he here but under a different alias?
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3 years ago
IronFox22
Ohio
On the flip side, I hate girls who wear some revealing tight fitting top and a thin unbuttoned sweater. Then they spend the entire day pulling the sides of the sweater together over and over. Just button the sweater up!! Either you wanna show the funbags or you don't, make up your fucking mind!
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Hey when you're headed to Disneyland with a bunch of kids in tow you'll have all them little shits up early to savor that continental breakfast. Show up in the last hour and all that stuff is gone.
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3 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Kinda crazy how SJG used to pretty much idolize Dugan for his ability to walk out the front door with a dancer after coming to an agreement. However since he's returned from the COVID induced break he's done nothing but down talk Dugan. I wonder what happened to him during those 16 months to give him a change of heart?
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3 years ago
Orlimar
Pennsy'lvania
I'm thinking maybe they stopped announcing dancer names for more privacy? Before they would pretty much put a dancer on blast with how much money she was getting depending on the song count. Hearing stuff like "Mercedes 35" in the back, doesn't take much math to realize someone just spent over $1000 on her.
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4 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
Thousands plural??!! Highly doubt that.
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4 years ago
Muddy
USA
I wonder if this will be temporary or permanent?
I hope Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova doesn't follow suit when they reopen in a week. Their day shift was way better than night shift IMO.
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4 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
@Rattdog the furthest I'd drive for a club would be an hour one way and it has to be good. As in, had some great reviews here. I'm not familiar with Georgia at all, do any fit that criteria? If not, I think sticking to ATL will be fine. I mean I'm coming from Northern CA, not too many areas worse than ours in terms of strip clubs so anything is an improvement IMO.
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4 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Does Blaze have a decent day shift as in, two way contact with good grinding dances? If so, I think I've found my Sunday club.
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4 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
@Shadowcat good looking out on the closed Sunday club info. I'll be visiting Atlanta in about a month and I sure would have been the dumb ass to show up to a bunch of clubs on Sunday wondering why the fuck they were all closed.
I've heard that Atlanta has a ton of clubs, but a lot of them are air dances and light touching. Those are the ones I want no part of. Can you list those? I know Magic City and King of Diamonds are make it rain clubs, I'm cool off that shit also, no thanks.
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4 years ago
besmitty
Desertscrub isn't the one without a chin. He always makes fun of that guy who has no chin. No chin or strange clothes don't matter though when he always has dancers by his side. Money is the most important thing in the club and it sounds like he has a lot of it. Unless he all of a sudden one day never shows up again and you see him pedaling around the Phoenix streets on a huffy.
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4 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
@Rick of course there aren't a LOT of poor driving souped up sports cars. My point was there are some folks who spend outside of their means, some when it comes to cars, that then complain that insurance is too expensive.
You're talking about people in seriously dire straits. I'm taking about folks who aren't bringing in much money but still enough to get by. Dudes out here with the shitbox car, shithole apt, and still spend on weed and hookers. But no basic liability car insurance. Or it's the guy who decides to not spend on the weed and hookers, but buys that Dodge Challenger on shitty credit but doesn't get insurance because it costs too much. That's who I was talking about.
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4 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
@Dugan do you know how many shiny new cars I see in the shittiest of neighborhoods? There are plenty of poor folks buying shit they shouldn't be. Thanks to (bad) credit they can drive off the lot with that 21% APR and show off to their friends that they are ballin. Those used car commercials that scream 'bad credit? No problem!'. They target poor folks.
Also stop assuming that you are the only one in this thread who's gone through hardships in the past.
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4 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
@Dugan all I know is, if they can't afford the premium on that super charged Dodge whatever the fuck sports mobile, then maybe they shouldn't buy the fucking thing.
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4 years ago
SalaoLikeSantiago
I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
Crazy that you mentioned Angel's boobs but not her ass. That chick has the most amazing ass in there IMO. Straight up bubble butt.
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4 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
Interesting link, Papi. Seeing those CA cities in the top ten makes perfect sense. Union City and Fremont are small cities in the Bay area populated mostly by Indian tech workers employed in Silicon Valley. Pleasanton is also a pretty well off city on the outskirts of the Bay Area.
Dugan there may be other factors as to why your insurance is much lower than your OTC mate. I bet you have homeowners insurance and multiple cars covered all with the same company. Plus you obviously have many more years of driving experience than she does. Probably also live in a better area than she does, and probably have your cars listed as 'garaged'. Add all that up and you damn well better be paying much less than she does.
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4 years ago
sfrsox
I love boobies
@xxbunny thanks for clearing some stuff up. It would indeed suck if you had to pay a $15 fee along with the normal $20/dance every time you brought a different dancer back.
As for the 'test drive' term, that is simply the act of taking different dancers for a dance or two to see what kind of dances they give. Some dancers allow a lot of contact, some don't, some are mechanical, some are much more sensual. These things are important for us the customer to know before we commit to a longer more expensive VIP session.
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4 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
$2280/year, sheesh your driving record must suck right now. I mean sure you're younger than most folks on here but from what I've experienced the rates drop dramatically after you turn 25 and from there is a steady decline as long as your driving record stays clean.
Insurance is the ultimate rip off. Like Shadowcat I've never had to file a claim and I don't even want to think of how much I've paid lifetime. Just imagine, all that money could have went to strippers instead!
Only thing it seems to be good for is protecting yourself from shitty uninsured drivers.
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4 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
I've gone back and read some old posts and Motorhead was one witty dude. I hope he hasn't lost his sense of humor.
I never saw what it was that drove SJG to threaten Motorhead's life, but I agree with Meat above. SJG is a joke. I'm glad he's found something else to do with his time as to not spend 5 hours bumping 20 of his own threads about shit no one gives a fuck about. Whatever new hobbies he's found he should give his buddy Icee a call and include him on some of that shit.