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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
I wouldn't go that late again either. That entry and parking fee is ridiculous.
I'm disappointed I didn't get to experience Vivide dayshift. But not gonna lie, those Cuban girls at Platinum had me hooked. I went there today before my flight home. It was a lot more crowded than I thought it would be for a dayshift. And the Cubans, though plentiful, were still outnumbered by the AA girls. Yet as soon as I stepped in the place they remembered me from last time and pounced. I even tried to go hide all the way in the dark corner in the back so I could get my bearings before the inevitable marathon dance sessions started. Didn't work lol.
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3 years ago
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In actuality, the reason I even chose to go here was because my brother wanted more of a nightclub experience than a strip club after Onyx. I remembered reviews saying this club shifts into a nightclub after 9pm. However when we got inside the place it became clear it was still a strip club. Good for me, not so much for my brother lol.
And yes, the lap dances were full nude. And of course, weirdo me stopped the girl from removing her bottoms after she started to. In the second set of dances she even asked 'you sure you don't want these off?'.
@PC there was a pretty awesome mix of every body type. This was because there were just so many damn dancers. I spotted Chulo modes, I spotted spinners, I spotted my normal big tits big ass girls, I spotted a lot of types in there. I didn't even get to try my normal type though because first, that Asian girl put me in a trance. Two, I was with family that wasn't really comfy in the club. Had I been by myself I probably would have stayed till closing and went for LDK #2 with another girl.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@SJG I don't agree with your rhetoric. But I've seen you say this and other things I know for a fact not to be true time and time again so I'll just leave it alone.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I'm gonna take the bait.
SJG, why do you think Rick Dugan looks down on dancers? You've accused me and a few others of that as well, but never gave any reasons besides saying if you don't want to kiss them then you look down on them. Which is a crock of shit btw. Most dancers don't want to kiss customers, so what's your point?
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3 years ago
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@PC yeah the second visit was on a Saturday night. Definitely not the time to go if you want Latinas. I have no problem with AA girls, but I only found ONE that had big tits. That's a damn shame. Are big tits going out of style? Every girl had a big ass but small tits. Or there were some slender AA girls that reminded me of a typical white stripper.
And of course that one supa thick AA stripper had GPS. After doing 4 dances with her I ask her if she wanted to do VIP and was assuming it would be close to the $250 all in price I kept getting from the Cubans the day before. However when I asked, she said $500. I immediately declined and was ready to just pay her for the dances. She tried to come back with $400. Still I immediately declined and then she said ok, it'll be $80 for the dances. I said huh, we only did 4 dances. She said the dances are $20 each. I said every other girls dances are $10, you didn't even tell me $20 each. She said you're right, just give me $50 and we'll leave it at that. I could have pressed the issue and only gave her $40, but her dances were good enough that I was originally gonna give her a $20 tip for $60 total. I gave her the $50 and after that was pretty much done with that place for the night.
I did notice that new girls kept trickling in as the time went on. However the place just got more and more crowded with customers so I figured I'd just try some other places. I tried Onyx and then Vivide Live, reviews on those coming soon.
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3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
I will try out Blaze tomorrow and let you know how it was. But for the one night shift I did on Wednesday, it was not good. All AA, none with the body type I liked. I guess it didn't help that a thunderstorm hit and shut off the power for most of my trip. But still, I had already seen most of the girls and was not impressed.
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3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
In Atlanta now and can confirm that Platinum dayshift is gold for Latinas. Nightshift though, HELL no! Mostly AA and as a matter of fact, most small tits. It was highly disappointing.
Tried Onyx Saturday night since Platinum didn't have what I was looking for. That was even worse. Unless you like $20 air dances. You'd be better of staying at Platinum and looking for the 1 or 2 Cubans that might be in there. The dances are $10 per and WAY better than shitty Onyx $20 air dances.
Tl;Dr, Platinum during the day is gold for Latina high mileage dances and extras. Any other time, not so much.
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3 years ago
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I'm here right at this second and it is SO different. Like 2 Cubans and a million AA dancers, most with small tits. It's very disappointing for a big titty lover like me.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I agree, ICEE. It's just interesting to see his reaction. He's upset with you just because your statements differ from his fantasy of how he wants things to be. Even if your statements are true.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Crazy to see SJG turn on even ICEE, who used to be his best buddy on these forums. But I guess it's like what SLD said, the moment anyone tries to disrupt SJG's fantasy world he gets angry and dismissive.
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
CMI has created a term that I think should be entered into the TUSCL glossary as soon as possible: 'going full gawker'
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Correction in my review: there WAS another charge after paying the $10 valet. After you enter through the outside door there's a lobby where a bouncer gives you a pat down and a girl in a booth on the right collects your $10 entry fee. THEN you waltz in.
Desertscrub eat a dick.
review comment
3 years ago
Unless they changed something, the 30 minute $300 dance took place in a private room with a stained glass door. If it's just a curtain now that seriously sucks.
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3 years ago
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CMI 😂🤣🤣🤣. It wasn't THAT dark, fuck that!
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3 years ago
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Well I can't lie, a dancer approached me in the dark and asked if I wanted some company while the lights were out. She put on some songs on her iphone and m grinded the fuck out of me while I was standing drinking my $4 corona with one hand and grabbing her tits with the other. Good times, especially right there at the bar yet still no one could see us because it was dark besides the lights from everyone's cell phones because there was nothing else to do. I tipped her heavily after a couple songs for even making the effort to still try and make some money by entertaining during difficult times.
Nothing but AAs in this place. Made for great listening to all the conversation taking place.
discussion comment
3 years ago
This is off topic, but you seem to post this type of question every month or so. May I ask why? To this point the replies are purely troll questions and not serious inquiries. So why do you keep posting these threads? What do you get out of it?
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Not gonna lie, I've had the thought of driving over to the San Jose public library a few times and actually see if our suspicions are correct. It would blow my fucking mind if I did infact see one guy in there on the computer terminals checking TUSCL. Then I'd check outside to see if there really was a huffy bike chained to the bike rack.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Sounds fun, but I could see them going overboard with the stage tipping using your money. Is that how it goes Subra?
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3 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Fredericks's, holy shit what a blast from the past. That catalog used to be my main jerk off material when I was like 11 years old. Until I realized it was my mom shopping for that shit. Then it lost it's appeal.
review comment
3 years ago
When you don't know a certain term, urban dictionary is your friend. Otherwise, you assume (like Desertscrub) and just look like a dumbfuck.
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3 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Oh no, not Christine Sullivan!
We will have fond memories of her, whether it be her role in Nightcourt, Fall Guy, or as the mom in There's something about Mary.
discussion comment
3 years ago
That site looks questionable. What other kinds of stuff do they report?
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Gee, no more posts for the day from SJG? Pity.
Anyhow, I guess I'll finally contribute to the thread. One unexpected surprise that stands out is when I went to a local SF club to check out a dancer I saw on TUSCL. She was actually the first person from these forums that I ever met face to face. Anyhow, turns out her prices were too high for my modest income. But then as luck would have it, I ended up seeing a girl who used to work at another club right around the corner. She gave me probably the best experience I've ever had in an SF strip club. And she was able to repeat that performance, for much less than the TUSCL dancer would. Good times!
review comment
3 years ago
What ever happened to Talita and Leah?
discussion comment
3 years ago
With the prices of Uber these days I wouldn't recommend that shit to anyone.
Like Tahoe said, 992 bus to America Plaza stop about 5 minutes away from airport. Get on the San Ysidro bound trolley for a 45 minute ride (be sure to buy a ticket before you get on the trolley). Not sure of the prices now but last I remember it was 2.50 for the bus and 2.50 for the trolley. WAY better than a $30 Uber ride.