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Adventures of Assjobman

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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Why extras not escorts?
It was said that SJG has changed over the course of the pandemic. All I know is, mutherfucker is still hypocritical as fuck. He says don't treat women like vending machines, and then at the same time says 'select' the one you want and she can be gotten to. That sounds exactly like a vending machine. Except people in the real world know that's not how dating works at all. In SJG's fantasy world it doesn't matter what you look like, your occupation, interests, your attitude, how you two click with each other. You just select the girl, and she can be yours. Most delusional shit I've ever heard. I mean SLD and others have already broken down this dude's creepy ass mind. It's just wild that this fucker keeps presenting his delusional ideas like they're facts.
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3 years ago
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Adventures of Assjobman
Visited Pure Gold for the first time
I think it was this review in particular that had me intrigued, yet hesitant to visit. Man I miss echopizza aka pizza. https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=337201 But I have to remember this was 3 years ago. The club could be a lot different than it was back then. Someone like Tahoe..er..Putatester could probably clear that up. But like I said, all of that stuff I was worried about in regards to contact during the dance and rules were put to rest early.
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3 years ago
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Adventures of Assjobman
Visited Pure Gold for the first time
@Hanna I would still say you're better off at GCC for that. The reason we even left GCC is because there were too many of the type you just described, or closer to that type. My friend and I are into the voluptuous video vixens with the big boobs and big asses. Of which I counted about 3 at GCC. But the rest were more of the girls you described, maybe not exactly under 105. But slender and pretty. Tbh Pure Gold seemed to have more thicker girls than petite girls. I think I only saw maybe 1 or 2 girls that met your parameters. The other petite girls were still over 105 and didn't look under 25. I'd still say check it out though, since it's so close to GCC. You'd only be wasting $20 on cover if you stopped by and didn't see anything you liked.
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3 years ago
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Muddy
USA
If you got all of TUSCL together for meet up...
The last TUSCL meetup I heard of was in Miami. We were wondering if Dugan or Nina would show up and start the royal rumble but it didn't happen.
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3 years ago
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Garfield84
ATL
Done with U.S. Strip Clubs (sort of)
I'll be awaiting the reviews! You speak Spanish or Portuguese?
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3 years ago
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LoveGrind-LG
Love LD
Rate this dance
The grind on that dance was pretty nice. But I do like the dancer to go through the different positions for the first dance or two. That intense grind she was doing I usually save for the finale. With LDK friendly dancers, I don't use any hand signs to signal them to increase the grind. I simply ask them if they'll stay in a certain position. I'm not a fan of the fast grinding or bouncing motions. I'm all about the slow grind, with her leaning back with her head on my left shoulder.
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3 years ago
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Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
third and fourth floor open now north of the lobby.
Exactly how much bucks? Because let's not lie, the rates for the best rooms at HK aren't even that high. Compared to their American counterparts, that is.
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3 years ago
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Jbthejb2020
2nd Mortgage Maybe?
It was absolutely because you had a woman with you why you didn't get as much attention. Dancers have listed various reasons for not wanting to dance with boy/girl couples. It seems only a few dancers take it upon themselves to try and entertain couples, the rest just don't bother. And Sapphire might be the biggest club, but it seems that Spearmint-Rhino is more popular.
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3 years ago
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GeordieBoy
Old Bag or Smokin Spouse
@Shailynn CREAM, GET THE MONEY!
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3 years ago
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PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Enjoyable and a Decent Value for a USA Club
Great review! Every time I hear Paradise's name it makes me think of that former poster mdb2203 or whatever his name was. He used to review this club every month scoring it perfect 10s, and Paradise was his ATF.
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3 years ago
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WavvyCain
Degenerate gambler and virgin
Reviews of my 2 trips
Desertscrub is full of shit. He doesn't approve everything, I know because he tried to reject my review. Luckily the six other adjudicators aren't paranoid pieces of shit like Desertscrub and approved it. @WavvyCain you don't ever bother with Platinum? I was reading about your VIP with Paola when she worked at Follies, now that she works at Platinum I'm surprised you don't visit that club.
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3 years ago
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Man found dead at slain OnlyFans star Mercedes Morr's home identified
From reading the story there's still no word about how the two knew each other. But it looks like he strangled her and then killed himself. What you think the motive was?
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3 years ago
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MrBater2010
Georgia
Follies Women are the best!!!
@DirtyDogg if only it were that easy. Look at Desertscrub's comments. He lives for this shit. Probably the highlight of his day is shouting 'CLUB AD' on review after review.
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3 years ago
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MrBater2010
Georgia
Follies Women are the best!!!
Great review! I have no idea why Desertscrub continues to be a paranoid dickwad. Seriously, it's starting to piss me off seeing this jackass down vote clearly legit reviews.
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3 years ago
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wallanon
What Would You Tell Yourself About the Hobby?
Go back to the hotel and change out of those jeans into some thin slacks. And while you're at it, do some pregaming once you get back to the hotel. Those strip club mixed drinks cost a ton in Vegas. Don't keep your hands at the side, she's gonna wonder why you're not touching her. Grab her boobs, touch her ass, it's THAT kind of club. Don't position your dick to where the dancer can't feel it (yes I actually did that dumb shit). The whole point of a lap dance is for the dancer to grind on your dick and it feels really good. Don't just get one dance, string a few of them together and it's a much better experience, especially since your first dancer will be amazing.
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3 years ago
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Flyer78
OnlyFans; the latest chapter in corporate stupidity
Seems like they were about to and then realized how fucking stupid that would be.
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3 years ago
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nicespice
Going to a club while neurodivergent
On a somewhat related note, how many SJG threads does everyone have blocked? My number right now is 26 and keeps climbing because this fucker keeps bumping more and more of his own shit.
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3 years ago
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Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
A Good Time at the Wrong Time
Sounds like you had a way better selection of girls than I did when I went. Of course, I did go on a Thursday evening and a thunderstorm hit and shut off all the power at the club, but still. I had pretty much seen all the girls and NONE of them had big tits. I was pretty disappointed about that.
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3 years ago
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Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Had a Precious Time at Club Platinum
@Bootaykang that's the age old question. Grinding only does it for some people, for others it's not enough. Is what it is.
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3 years ago
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Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Had a Precious Time at Club Platinum
Ah, so she's a ex Follies dancer, that explains it. I wonder how many of those Cuban girls at Platinum used to dance at Follies?
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3 years ago
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Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Had a Precious Time at Club Platinum
Mirrors my time there. No VIP action for me either but LDKs a plenty. Too bad we missed each other by a week. I was curious to see what this guy who benches with multiple 45s on the bar looked like lol. And yeah, Paola was the one who induced my 2 song LDK, which I was quite embarrassed about tbh. Her ass belongs on an import car magazine cover or something, fucking amazing.
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3 years ago
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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Founder should close and lock old threads
@CMI you posted after the library closed so he'll have the last word at 12 noon PST today.
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3 years ago
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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Founder should close and lock old threads
The irony of SJG talking about a circle jerk room. When most of his threads are the equivalent of him jerking himself off and cumming in his own mouth.
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3 years ago
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tbot1102
California
Fight Mexico Promoters Bullshit Since 2010
Sorry 25, but I disagree. All Desertscrub does now is post negative and paranoid bullshit. He's not funny at all. Let's see..... -He talks shit about dancers photos if they're not a perfect 10. -He constantly calls legit reviews club ads. -If someone has any question about TJ he's quick to pop off talking shit about the poster or TJ. It's like he wants to be Txtittyfag and he's succeeding at it, minus spelling all his words like a five year old. Mike Tyson sums up how I feel about him in this video. Starting at 1:40. https://youtu.be/OOhdx1TLutw