Unexpected But Pleasant Surprises

Best surprise to me came about 6 years ago. I was staying in Ft Lauderdale and had an OTC date set with the Cubana that I had seen before. This girl may be the Best BJ I had ever had. But that was not the surprise. She texts me about an hour before she is supposed to come to my hotel. She says she has a problem and a solution to the problem, but wanted to ask me first. It seems her sister ( actually half sister ) was with her. They both worked at the same strip club and they were driving together that night. My girl and I were going to have dinner, then fun. The sister didn't want to go to her strip club that early.

So my girl asks if she can bring along sister to have dinner and fun with us. So yes, I have had sisters at the same time. The girls were both from Cuba, had the same father but different mothers. Evidently that father had a child from a 3rd woman. Didn't marry any of these mothers. The 3some was AWESOME. Maybe the best ever as both girls were focused on pleasing me. They weren't having sex with each other. Just pleasing me.

Funniest part of the evening. My girl is the one that gives the fantastic BJs. She's on her knees in front of me while I"m making out with her sister. I unload right down her throat. My girl swallows it down as she has done before. But then she realizes she just did that in front of her sister. She runs to the bathroom faking like she still has the jism in her month and pretends to spit it out in the toilet. She didn't want Sister to know that she swallows. I found that amusing. I didn't spoil her secret although I think Sister could tell. Oh Cuba.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

:D

Rick Dugan is going to get busted for drunken diving, and the sooner, the better.

His women are always PL's.

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SJG

I knew there was a reason why I had SJG on ignore for so many years.

Son, a stripper who hasn't been tempted by a large cash payment to take the next step is simply one who hasn't realized her full earning potential yet. Someday, if you're ever actually able to overcome your autism long enough to deal with a real life girl, you'll understand a bit better. ;)

I understand Dugan that you are full of it. I don't mean that your stories are not true, I mean that you are just a windbag.

SJG

Drunk driving was a sport in the 1948 Olympics.

Zero legal tolerance for drunk driving today. And enforcement might not be limited to sworn LE.

SJG

Sirlapdance, I know how to deal with Trolls and Zombies face 2 face.

SJG

I thought SJG was an advocate of "The System" pre-covid. Must be the new meds 💊

The horrible thing about growing up with the internet is reading the thread title and thinking of all the “surprise butt secks” memes popular in the mid late 2000s 🤐

Nice just made this thread lol'erific. Props to LDK tho you are a psychological laser beam attached to sharks.

LDK meaning SLA apologies

Pleasant surprise #1: Finding money on the parking lot ground while I was leaving the strip club for the night on the way to my car. I wanna say it was a $20 bill--but I can't remember; it was a handful of years ago.

Pleasant surprise #2: So, my #1, HOF/ATF aka favorite stripper ever was dancing naked on-stage. (She was such a beauty.) Anyway, the usual thick crowd of dudes surrounded her as she was bending-over spreading her pussy, opening her legs, etc. Suddenly she stops and tells the crowd to back up and part in the middle, as if she needed space or was suddenly going to get off the stage and walk directly into and among us crowd of dudes. Or something. I'm watching this from all the way in the back of the room because there were so many dudes crowded around her and I've seen her do this plenty of times. Dudes immediately complied, yelling, "Back up! Back up!" And "Make a part! Move! Make a part!" It takes a few moments. When it's done, to her liking, she yells out to me all the way in the back and motions with her finger that she wanted me to come up front. I do. Then she went back to bending over and spreading her legs and pussy etc. Yo, she made the crowd back up and part a line just for me; even though I didn't ask her or need it. So cool of her.

We didn't ever talk about it, but I think she truly enjoyed the way I used to look at her. I was such a fanboy for her and she appreciated it.

And yeah, the crowd was pissed that they just parted and made space for me. But they didn't want to be too rude to me, especially since she showed special treatment to me at that one moment. Pleasant surprise. Again, I didn't ask for her to do that. I was just way in the back watching, chillin'. It was not necessary for her to do that.

===> "I understand Dugan that you are full of it. I don't mean that your stories are not true, I mean that you are just a windbag."

Are you saying that an anonymous Internet forum dedicated to strip clubbing isn't the place to swap stories about stripper adventures? If not here, then where? I certainly can't tell these stories in more respectable circles, lol.

Indeed the endless political posts and other non-club related crap that you post is exactly why I had you on ignore for years. If you don't actually have anything on topic to discuss then perhaps you should find a forum more suited to your interests.

Last week I went to my local club and saw an old favorite that I thought left the business about 3 years ago. Well, she actually did leave, but she was back and looking very good. I am never one to use the term Favorite or all time favorite as that is just not the way I roll. I like variety and not to get too attached, but this dancer is as close to a favorite as I have had.

We had a very nice reunion, but she told me that she is now sober (not sure what that meant because she did seem a bit high to me) and that she is not F'ing OTC. Her dances in VIP were still pretty good, very good, but not quite up to what they used to be. The cameras may have something to do with that. Anyway, I asked about getting together and she reminded me that she is not F'ing. She then paused and said, well, I guess I could give you a BJ.

I enjoy the stories from Rick Dugan, Warrior and gothamyte. I enjoy a good strip club story.

I will try to add a decent unexpected strip club experience of my own. This happened close to 16 years ago, and it is still memorable. I was enjoying a night of drinking and spending at a filthy NJ club. It was the usual week night array of naughty dancers parading around the club in bikinis and lingerie. I was getting towards the end of my evening, and it had been uneventful.

I noticed a new dancer with a petite body - and beautiful dark hair. She was wearing a tiny skirt and bra - and she had a large tattoo of roses below her navel. I was very taken by this beauty. I tipped her and asked her to stop by after her stage time was done.

She came and found me at the busy bar quickly after. We sat and chatted as best we could, as she had just come to NJ from Brazil - and this was her first night dancing here. It was a busy bar, and very loud, and yet I was enamored with her beauty. I had left a stack of singles on the bar - and I had completely forgotten my money as we attempted conversation. I asked if she would dance for me upstairs - and she quickly agreed.

The upstairs area was a series of paneled booths - with curtains for privacy - and large upholstered arm chairs. There were no rules enforced up there. If you negotiated full sex - you got full sex. If you negotiated water sports - you got it! The most private booths were filthy as a result.

We get upstairs, and I’m not sure what might happen, as it’s this dancer’s first night in a filthy club. We grab the first open stall - directly at the top of the stairs. I am fully clothed and she remains in her skirt and bra. She straddles me and we begin kissing deeply. This is a nice start and I wasn’t expecting it. She continues kissing me and there is no mention of when the songs end - to keep count.

She removes her bra and skirt and panties, and is now fully nude as we continue to kiss. She opens my pants and she pulls my t-shirt off. Her body against mine feels amazing. She kisses my chest and begins sucking my cock and again it feels amazing. Then she excuses herself and returns with condoms. She covers me up spits in her hand and slips me inside of her tight ass. She rides me perfectly as we continue to kiss, and as I massage her clit and run my hands over her perfect body.

After I cum she pulls the condom off without realizing the mess I made, and jizz flies all over the filthy stall! She cleans me up and cleans the mess off the walls. Then she snuggles up in my arms and kisses me sweetly.

After this I’m still enjoying the feeling of this great experience - and I really don’t know what she’s going to ask for in terms of $$$. She asks if I will stay after she finishes her next set - so we can hang out upstairs. I’m good with that and we get dressed - and we get up and get ready to leave. I pull out $200 and hand it to her. She counts out a few $20’s and she looks at me and somehow we agree it’s enough to have her for the rest of the night.

It was another very nice experience later that night as well. This was totally unexpected. I was drinking like a drunk at that time, and it was one of those experiences when I slowed my drinking for a few hours, so I would actually remember this girl.

I have shared this before but I had tried multiple times for OTC with my ATF but she always ghosted when we had something set up. I enjoyed being around her ITC so it wasn't a big deal..I had accepted that it wasn't in the cards and just made the most of the situation. One day she asks me "why don't you stay until the end of my shift, we can get something to eat and get a room." Needless to say not something I was expecting. Afterwards we continued to do a few OTC trysts, but mostly ITC.

She's retired now, got multiple degrees post dancing, married the guy she was living with, and had a child. Sometimes you just never know how things are going to turn out.

I was an advocate of The System (tm).

But that was before I realized how much it all revolved around the denigration of the women, and them never calling until they are behind in the rent, and then on alcohol and intoxicated driving.

SJG

rick my brother many a pleasant surprise involving a sexy female hairless ape has followed the imbibing of sufficient drivin’ whiskey

The sex is way hotter when you’re driving scares the girl a lil bit. Nothing over the top. Maybe just blow thru a red light on the way to the hotel. A lil sumpin sumpin to get that sexy female all hot.

ROAR!!!

Rickthelion better watchout, apes still having their hair are learning how to fight back!

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SJG

SirLapDance, everything for you seems to be about mood altering chemicals. There is alcohol, there is marijuana, and then when one of those FemBots descends down on your pants with her moistened outer labia, and leaves a snail trail, you get that endorphin rush.

Mood alternants so that you don't have to face your own sexual frustration.

SJG

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SirLapDance, head so far up his ass that his spinal cord is tied in a knot. Not actually knowing anything, just shooting his mouth off

SJG

SirLapDance, I had thought that I had dealt with you a year ago. There should be a lot of methane coming up out of the ground right now, because you are well into decomposition. This is always the best way of dealing with a troll.

But since you obviously aren't decomposing, and have somehow been able to claw your way back to the surface, we can safely make a few assumptions. The systems and processes which integrate living things are absent in you. Or to put it another way, I can't kill you because you are already dead.

Some other kind of power is animating you. You are a zombie.

SJG

Joe Bonamassa Official - "I'll Play The Blues For You" - Live At The Greek Theatre youtube.com

Yeah, like I said, dividing women into two categories, and believing that that is a male prerogative.

SJG

^^^ Head up your ass SLD SJG

Smart enough to never have been like SLD, and enjoying every moment doing the things I want to.

SJG

SLD, knowing absolutely nothing, about me, or about anything else.

SJG

Joe Bonamassa Official - "Breaking Up Somebody's Home" - Live At The Greek Theatre youtube.com

SLD not having eyes to see anything, just his own hang over haze, and endorphin rush addiction.

SJG

Chemicals, Money, Women, it all the same for SLD, that's just how he is and so he cannot understand that other people are not that way.

SJG

SLD, not knowing anything about me or anyone else, but just spending money for chemicals, and for endorphin rushes.

SJG

SLD, Stupidity -> Money -> Drugs -> Women -> Endorphin Rush, repeat loop. And acting like he knows anything about anyone.

SJG

SLD really is a PI, Pathetic Imbecile

SJG

I can show you how my f2f life is protected. The methods I use are no different from those used by the Central Intelligence Agency to protect its operations. They and I are one.

I can post all kinds of stuff about my life here, because it is online, not f2f, so I am the one who decides where to draw the line. So no, I don't take questions about my own life, and I am not interested in gaining approval.

SJG

SirLapDance everything you post is tangential, the attempt to create metanarrative to force the discussion down to your imbecilic level. Its worse than that, because you are a zombie.

You have ignore, and you have thread by thread ignore, use them you mother fucker!

SJG

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Had similar surprise as you, that I've mentioned here before. She was already there when I drove up, outside smoking. She didn't want to work, but her boyfriend dropped her off and left. When I suggested we go find something else to do, she quite readily agreed even though I wasn't offering anywhere near what she would have made had she stayed. But we had a good time, and then I took her home. I guess my contribution was "enough".

^^^^^ You mean you didn't ask her to LDK you? And you mean you were driving your car without consuming alcohol?

And no, the girl couldn't possible have just opened up to you and been herself. She must have been playing on your naivete. A stripper will never do anything with you without dispassionate economic calculations. Obviously you have zero experience with women. And the idea that she may have liked the idea that you would just fuck her, that is ridiculous.

:)

SJG

SLD, you are just trying to pull this thread down to your own level of imbecility.

Terminating a Troll is the easiest thing in the world to do. But what does one do when that Troll then claws itself up out of the grave because is has turned into a zombie?

SJG

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER speech by Winston Churchill (We Shall Fight on the Beaches) youtube.com

No, SLD, you are trying to start negative meta-narrative, and when you could just be using ignore or thread ignore.

They say that the best thing to do with a zombie is just a high temperature cremation, cell by cell burn his protoplasm down to carbon.

SJG

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^^^ Has never seen a vagina.

SirLapDance, with a lot of things I do not see them the way you do. I know that sometimes women really love to be fucked. And I know that things like taking them to dinner or making a contribution will help with this. It is also fun. It does show care and concern, and respect. You see them differently, but that is mainly because of the attitudes you bring to them.

But look, you can keep defecating on this board, or you can just use ignore. Or you can go crawl back into your grave and into your coffin, and pull the lid back on.

A blast furnace hot enough to melt pig iron en.wikipedia.org

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Puddling Furnace, this should do the job! Want it hot enough to melt pure iron! Open Hearth Furnace en.wikipedia.org

SJG

The Arsenal Of Democracy (December 29th 1940) youtube.com

I have told you that my f2f life is private. I can post on this forum because it is online instead of f2f, so I am the one who decides where to draw the line.

Really I think it best if you just crawl back into your gave and your coffin and pull the lid back on.

SJG

2800 deg F, melting point of pure Iron americanelements.com

At that point it won't matter if you are already dead.

SJG

SirLap, I have never tried to make myself into an imbecile. So I don't look at my life experiences in the ways you seem to look at your own. Rather, I find the ways that you look at things to be an absurdity.

SJG

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SJG said "SirLap, I have never tried to make myself into an imbecile."

That's actually true. For you, being an imbecile is effortless.

SirLap, you are the one who goes meta anytime anyone posts anything which does not fit with your Circle-Jerk Imbecile Mentality. You are a Zombie!

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2800 deg F, hot enough not just to melt pig iron, cast iron, or steel alloys, hot enough to melt pure elemental iron. Best way to deal with a Zombie!

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SJG

Can you damn dirty apes frickin’ relax and get back to the true purpose of this thread: praising the ricks.

Just tell me and the dugan that we’re great. It will give you an enormous sense of well being. ROAR!!!

^^^^^ I am afraid that the Ricks would like nothing better than to have everyone reduced to being a circle jerker. That way they can economically harvest us.

SJG

SirLap, my f2f life is private. You know nothing about me.

And you are the one who gets butthurt when anyone posts anything which is outside of your circle jerk reality.

You need this: youtube.com

SJG

It’s become obvious there is a TUSCL for SJG - and a TUSCL for those who actually go to strip clubs. The TUSCL for SJG is him posting discussions and commenting on his own discussions. The other TUSCL is where we discuss things like humans.

SLD, You are already showing signs of decomposition. I can't figure out what you use as your chemical energy source, except maybe self-digestion. Go back to your grave.

It will make things go easier for you. You have many cycles of birth and death ahead of you, but at least you might avoid having to reincarnate as a cock roach.

SJG

SirLapdance, you have IGNORE, but you don't use it.

So we have the next best option for you, a cell by cell burn down at 2800 deg F.

We can probably find what we need right here: thomasnet.com

SJG

LOL...I wouldn't have even read that if Lapdancelot hadn't pointed it out. I think saying that you should disintegrate is more than obliterating you from a message board.

SirLap, that endorphin rush from ejaculation is what heroin and morphine try to mimic.

You would do better in the Underground Circle Jerk Room. See that steel hatch out in the parking lot? Just go out and give them the pass phrase and they will open it, then you can descend down the ladder to the center of the circular floor. From there I'm sure you will already know what to do.

I'm sure you already know the pass phrase too, "Women are superfluous".

SJG

Damn. I don't want to go back to business closures, mask mandates, and all that BS from our first encounter with COVID in early 2020. But this thread right here reminds me of the one good thing from the COVID restrictions: silencing SJG on TUSCL by taking away the only internet he can access. He is absolutely the worst troll. Icee, Desertscrub, and that dual profile fucker from SCL Cedrick/Sera69 have nothing on this annoying ass prick.

And you TFP are fighting to be the greatest troll of them all, so you think. But you won't be able to best SLD, he is not even alive, he is a zombie.

SJG

It's cool SJG. The bright side to your posts is that they end right when the library closes daily.

I'm not trying to argue with you or anything. Just reminiscing about the 16 months when you couldn't post and it wasn't necessary to put 15 different threads on ignore. Or watch you incessantly go back and forth with SLD. Good times.

TFP, you do have IGNORE and THREAD IGNORE available to you right now. And as far as knowing anything about me, my f2f life is private. I only make limited disclosures when it will help to illustrate a particular point. So I don't take questions about my personal life. I have very sensitive ongoing responsibilities.

SJG

SLD, if your bosses at the nuclear power plant catch you jerking off, there will be hell to pay:

energy.gov

SJG

SirLap,

You can't treat the Unemployment Office just like it were the Underground Circle Jerk Room. You'll get busted.

SJG

Lolol

It's obvious that your time off the internet didn't improve your wit. Creep!

Yeah. Same stale ass jokes and cringe worthy comments about nuclear waste and other absolutely retarded unfunny shit that only he would think of in a flame war.

" treat TUSCL just like it were the real world"

You just described yourself and the rest of the circle jerkers to a tee.

SJG

"Damn. I don't want to go back to business closures, mask mandates, and all that BS from our first encounter with COVID in early 2020. But this thread right here reminds me of the one good thing from the COVID restrictions: silencing SJG on TUSCL by taking away the only internet he can access."

Yeah, just think that what are now the good ol days were as recent as a couple weeks ago, then the creep reappeared, sigh.

Did you hear about what happened when SirLap tried to tie his own shoes?

They had to call out the Fire Dept to get him untangled.

So now he has gone back to just letting his wife tie them

SJG

Gee, no more posts for the day from SJG? Pity.

Anyhow, I guess I'll finally contribute to the thread. One unexpected surprise that stands out is when I went to a local SF club to check out a dancer I saw on TUSCL. She was actually the first person from these forums that I ever met face to face. Anyhow, turns out her prices were too high for my modest income. But then as luck would have it, I ended up seeing a girl who used to work at another club right around the corner. She gave me probably the best experience I've ever had in an SF strip club. And she was able to repeat that performance, for much less than the TUSCL dancer would. Good times!

Lol I guess I’ll contribute too.

There’s more than one story, but the time I was in Colorado, and somebody walked up to my stage. I said I was from Texas, and he was excited and we chatted about our hometowns, he handed over 4 poker chips with the club logo on it, and walked out the club. Asked the bouncer if that was actually worth money, and it was worth $400 I got to redeem.

…why can’t Texans in actual Texas be like that!?