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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Nicespice he'd come but it would take him about three months to get there since he'd be riding on his huffy bike all the way from San Jose. You'd better be ready for him to be trying to stick his tongue down your mouth right there in the front room in front of everyone the whole time. And then plan to be waking up next to him every morning. Or at least that's what he always talks about over and over.
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6 years ago
Can't believe I read all of that. But I still agree with everything SLD said in regards to the pictures of 'Nicole'. Her ass looks banging but her boobs are definitely some of the smallest I've seen.
Nina meanwhile has nice shape and perkiness. That picture she has up right now is pretty damn nice. Yeah I love some huge fake boobs but it's still nice when a girl has an all around great shape. I've only seen two pics of Nina but judging by those her skin tone and proportions are definitely appealing.
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6 years ago
I think you pretty much have the gist of it. As you'll see, folks will still vote to accept the reviews that have names of dancers + extras they performed. But the general consensus is that's a no no.
Massage parlors I'd also say services performed is ok as long as no names. Shit we list extras for strip clubs even though it's not supposed to happen, what's the difference with a massage parlor?
The rule I usually use is reject any review that sounds so vanilla that you could apply that same review to most anything strip club. It's gotta give at least one specific detail about the place. Whether it's prices, dancer names and most common nationalities there, something. Instead youll see a lot of stuff like:
The vibe was cool. I ordered a drink. Then got a dance from a blond with huge boobs. I left happy and will return.
Useless stuff like that are the main ones that need rejecting.
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6 years ago
Real or not, I'm sick of this Nicole chick. Highly fucking annoying.
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6 years ago
Echo, Breaking Bad is my favorite series of all time. I doubt anything will ever top it.
And the girl you had the link to, I first was introduced to her in that movie "She's out of your league". She didn't have many speaking parts in there but it was enough, especially the first scene with her on the plane. https://youtu.be/UnUaq_Rl4_4
When I saw her in Breaking Bad I was like, oh shit it's Patty.
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6 years ago
Rane1234 LMAO! "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth??!!!
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6 years ago
^^^^^fucking excellent! Those are the kind of LDK dances that you wish could happen every time you get dances from a new stripper. Love love LOVE girls who aim to please like this.
Unfortunately, it doesn't always go like that. But it is quite a pleasure when it does.
SLD funny that you mention that she had a pink thong. It reminds me of my ex who knew all too well about my thong/assjob fetish. She had this pink thong that was easily my favorite. If I took off her pants and she was wearing that pink thong she knew I was only gonna be good for an assjob that night and that's it. Lol.
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6 years ago
Chessmaster it's probably just not enough of a turn on for you. Having a girl topless wearing a tiny thong grinding away on my junk is absolutely satisfying to me, but some people just need the whole shabang. To each his own.
For what it's worth, I've never had a blowjob to completion. I don't know if it's the girls I had performing them, but it wasn't turning me on enough. Poor girls, they would ask me afterwards if I liked it and I'd lie and say yes.
But honestly, I wasn't feeling it. But yet, I can grind my dick between her butt cheeks for 10 minutes and splash!
Shit I don't know, I'm a weirdo. Don't take my word on it. Let someone normal explain how they LDK. I am not normal.
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6 years ago
Misterwonderful I've got a weekend event near that hotel in Socal that I can't miss. Otherwise, yeah I'd be down in Mexico for four straight days.
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6 years ago
T minus two months for me. It'll be a weekend of mongering. HK on Thursday/Friday, then leaving Mexico and staying at a hotel 15 minutes away from Tropical Lei. Plan to hit Tropical Lei and my favorite from last year, Paradise Showgirls. Then back to Mexico/HK for Sunday/Monday. I can't fucking wait!
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Yeah XFL was ass. I remember being hyped for it when it was first announced. Then after two weeks of shitty wanna be football with the referees being on screen almost as much as the players, I bailed. It was just........so bad!
Ever since then I'm always skeptical of these kinda leagues. It's Ice Cube, so I want him to succeed. But this is.......reaching.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I wanna see if white chocolate still has the crazy handling skills he had.
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6 years ago
I usually alternate between ass, cakes, cheeks, a phatty, and good old booty.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ha, this is being played right here in the Bay Area at Oracle Arena. I saw a bunch of friends on Facebook who bought tickets. I haven't seen it yet, but if you guys comments are any indication, I'm sure I'll be seeing some pissed off posts in an hour or so.
Is it really that bad? What's worse, the XFL or this?
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6 years ago
I will never forget my first LDK. It happened at Treasures, Las Vegas in summer 2013. Up until that point I'd only been to about 5 strip clubs over the course of 5 years. I remember having only visited Sapphires in Vegas and wanting to try a new club this time. Settled on Treasures. Got nice and tipsy before I went so I wouldn't have to waste money on their alcohol. They ended up getting me anyway once I hit the VIP (more on that later). Step inside and the club was beautiful, but it didn't seem like there were that many dancers, despite it being Friday night. I remember turning down a few requests for dances because I was looking for my type. Treasures seemed to have a ton of skinny white girls with huge fake boobs, but not much booty.
Finally, an Asian looking dancer walks by and she is the one. I'm surprised because usually Asians don't have much ass. But this one did. At this time I wasn't even knowing about fake asses or anything so maybe she had one. Anyhow, I take her for some test dances and they were to my liking, so I go for the 30 minute VIP.
The VIP was $300 ($100 more than Sapphires) AND they make you buy not two, but FOUR drinks for $100. This is when I was a straight up rookie to the SC game and didn't even know that the University of TUSCL existed. So of course, I paid with credit card. Ha, so wet behind the ears.
Once the bouncer and waitress left, she begins her dance. Right away she straddles me and practically forces her nipple into my mouth. At this time I'd never sucked a dancer's tit in a club, I thought that was a no go. But she left it there right by my mouth so I opened mouth enough and gave it a quick suck. No unpleasant reaction from her so I start sucking away like the thirstiest baby in the world. I look up and she's smiling down at me like I am indeed, her newborn child. After awhile of that I am rock hard and she goes through all the best positions. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, OTP titfuck, OTP stick shifting. By about the 20 minute mark she's in cowgirl again and it's feeling so good that I grab her hips gently and rock her forward and back. Before this point, usually when I'm this excited and feeling like I'm gonna cum I sit up as to let the girl know that maybe we should chill out a bit. But this time, I was slumped back in the chair, looking at her bare back, holding her hips and looking down at her thong covered ass just going forward and back over my erection. It looked and felt so good that I just said fuck it. Shot off a load right there in my pants and I'm quite sure she knew exactly when it happened as my dick was just pulsating for a good 10 seconds. But she was great, didn't stop moving until I released her hips and stopped moving myself. She looked back at me and said 'did you have fun?'. 'Fuck yeah' I exclaim with the biggest grin on my face. Tipped her quite well, then went to the bathroom to check out the damage. I was worried it had soaked through my pants but nope. I had on cotton boxers that absorbed everything. Wiped off as much as I could and took my ass back to my hotel.
It was funny riding back. I shared a cab with some guys from the club who were apparently not done clubbing. Treasures closed at 6am and the sun was out. Yet these guys wanted to go to another strip club. I recommended Sapphires to them, said it's 24 hours. They were like hell yeah, you wanna go too? I told them I was spent. Little did they know I meant that literally in every way.
And thus, another LDKer was born.
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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
^^^^^Liwet is a Vegas local so there'd be no flight or hotel costs. Well....maybe a hotel cost.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Zoey, SF nude clubs are ridiculously priced, especially compared with Southern California nude clubs in COI. When I was down there you could get 3 nude dances for $40 and they'd have WAY more mileage. I mean I don't expect COI mileage but can I at least get those same prices up here in SF, or at least somewhat close?
Meanwhile, Atlanta folks are so spoiled with their $10 nude dances.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Go Vikings posted: yeah, there have been several occasions.......in which its very obvious that the dancers don't want to go around and ask customers for dances during the showcase.......because they obviously get less money for these dances because its a special.
for a customer, this is frustrating.......because dance prices at some clubs are ridiculous
+1. Perfect example for me just last weekend. Deja Vu Centerfolds in SF. Their prices are $40 for 1 topless dance, $60 for one nude, and $150/3 nude dances. Those are ridiculous prices, and I know I'm not alone in my assessment. This place does the dancer showcase along with a 2 for 1 many times a night. The 2 for 1 gives you 6 dances for $150 and the 30 minute VIP becomes an hour at the same price. This is pretty much the only time I observe a lot of PLs getting dances. When there's no special, you see almost no one going to the back. Thankfully the girls actually seem to look forward to the 2 for 1's here to drum up business. Some even offer the 2 for 1 outside of the special. Tells me that even they know it's too damn expensive.
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6 years ago
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BigPoppa99;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
Wow. I love reading these. I thought I was a supreme weirdo. After hearing some of these I don't think I'm that bad anymore.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I love the dancer showcase for the same reasons that everyone else said. Lets me quickly identify who's my type and focus my attention on getting dances with them. And usually they do coincide with a 2 for 1 or some sort of special so it's good times all around. Unless all the girls you lock in on get snatched away before you even get a chance to make eye contact or approach them.
I only started encountering dancer showcases in smaller clubs. For the longest times I only visited huge Vegas clubs where it'd be pretty much impossible for them to parade 200+ women on stage. Or if they did it would take a really long time.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Jesus, why so much hostility Nina? Because I searched for evidence that you might have rightly predicted the LeBron to LA move a year ago, that means I'm not spending time with my family? And that they don't love me?
You responded here today also, does that mean you're not spending time with loved ones? I doubt that. It's really fast and easy to whip out your phone, even at a family BBQ, during dead time and post. Took me about 10 minutes to run a search of NBA 2017 and come across that thread. Didn't read all of it, especially once the back and forth between you and LFM started. Still, I didn't see any threads with any predictions. And since you posted the link to the thread with your prediction 3 months ago, it seems maybe you miscalculated when you said it.
I still don't understand why all the insults. I didn't come at you sideways anywhere in my post.
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6 years ago
I've clubbed in only about 5 different regions. The only place I experienced the dancer drink hustle was in COI, CA. As soon as you start talking to a dancer a waitress swoops in and asks 'wanna buy the lady a drink?'. It puts you on the spot if you're unsuspecting and not knowing and you almost feel obligated to buy one. Especially if you're interested in the dancer. But from reading TUSCL you find out really fast that it's all a scam for the clubs to make money.
In my experience it was at Synn COI, which doesn't even serve alcoholic beverages. They charge $12 for a fucking bottle of Gatorade for a dancer. But if you buy it for yourself it's 'only' six dollars. It's a rip off no matter what but it's a surpreme rip off when buying it for the dancer.
Thankfully it's not mandatory and you simply just say no. I was hanging with a dancer at the second COI club I went to and after I turned the waitress back two times with a no, the dancer and I started talking about the dancer drinks.
She admitted that the dancer drink stuff only works on the new guys to the club. I thought to myself, that was me the night before.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Ha, I read this entire disagreement, starting with the other thread. I gotta agree with Jester.
Nina, we know you know your stuff when it comes to basketball. But you said you called the LeBron move to LA over a year ago. Then you revive this thread where you called it three months ago. It's a helluva lot different calling it last year at this time, than just 3 months ago. It seems all Jester wants you to do is just admit that you didn't call it a year ago. Is that so hard to do?
I even went back searching any NBA threads from last year to find prediction posts. But all I found was a lengthy debate between Nina and LFM about who the second best player in the league was last year.
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6 years ago
@rh48hr is the only fellow brother that I know off that has been.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@623 I do fall into the trap of thinking SJG will converse like a normal person sometimes. And when he responds with hostility and stupidity I just have to respond back. But it's actually fun so I don't mind it.