Comments by Pizza (hiatus) (page 5)

Top notch skills on the pole and on my lap. She would also be a great conversationalist with a litany of interesting and amusing stories. I think I would also like it if she simply understood me, and could sense my mood when I walked into the club. She would also be a little prideful and very honest, even if it cost her money. Someone who already has her line drawn in her head and won’t go past it no matter what. Above all else, she would like me most and put me first above any other guy in the club. She actually does things for me that she doesn’t with anyone else. This is my dream stripper, so I’m allowed to dream right?

^ Great story and great detail. Thank you for sharing it with us. This is one reason why I bump these threads, because responses like Cashman1234’s gives insight into who the posters are.

Another 9/10, in my opinion: https://youtu.be/qYpIXNxMb2E

Miley Cyrus - guaranteed train wreck, and she looks like she would be the type of dancer who would try sucking all the oxygen and attention in the club. She would probably be run out by management in a week. It wouldn’t be pretty, but it would be a lot of fun to watch in a morbid “Oh the Humanity!” kind of way. https://i.imgur.com/Mo2jsqT.jpg

I genuinely believe the average TUSCLer is a pretty intelligent person. That said, I’m not sure if I would consider any poster an intellectual based off of their posts. To me, an intellectual is a very abstract thinker. Their thoughts lean more to the theoretical than the pragmatic. Based off that criteria I think san_jose_guy may count. He is certainly well read!

“On the Hotline” - Pretty Ricky https://youtu.be/suje-CpbmZw “Your Body’s Callin’” - R. Kelly https://youtu.be/BzVZmt_TdR8 “Butterflies” - Michael Jackson https://youtu.be/HksLQx6SbMg “I Invented Sex” - Trey Songz https://youtu.be/_zI3OeNsnvI “Bing Bong Brothers” - The Lonely Island https://youtu.be/O_erOrEMI4U “Oops (Oh My)” - Tweet https://youtu.be/Hb37Nh_Sg4g

I get kind of embarrassed reading any of my reviews, but my first couple come off as kind of sloppy. I would like to think I have come far pretty quickly from where I started. If you had asked me this time last year that not only would I have visited Tijuana but am planning a return trip I would have probably laughed. Makes me wonder where the next couple of years will take me. I think - I hope - my recent reviews have been better, but I am still learning all the time.

What does he (or she) look like?

@nicespice - Of course you like my assessment. I am you.

What does she look like?

I mentioned this in a different thread, but nicespice gives off yandere vibes while NinaBambina is very tsundere. What do you guys think? @Liwet - some do, but I wouldn’t. Strictly speaking anime basically just means animation from Japan. I would define Avatar as American with a strong aesthetic influence from anime i.e. The Boondocks. @WillMunny - Have you seen Gatchaman CROWDS? https://youtu.be/HLPtn0HatJI

Sausage can be tasty. Not too much into beer though. Many of my favorite foods were created or popularized by white people, and the best part is that we can each choose to eat and try foods we like from cultures all over the world.

If you guys are bored, I made a thread about anime you can check out: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=60436

Once in awhile, I will get one in avocado because I like the smoothness. I typically don’t enjoy bubble tea. Too cloying for my tastes.

The first time I saw my former ATF in street clothes was when she pulled into the club parking lot less than a minute after I had. She was wearing sandals, jean shorts, and a light green camisole. The first thing she did after stepping out of the car was light a blunt and take one loooooong toke off it. Maybe this is strange, but the way she lit the joint, inhaled, then exhaled the smoke was very graceful in my eyes.

Two of my favorite anime comedies: Welcome to the NHK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWBvtjmlxrE Cromartie High School https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y2x384TF2Q In general, my tastes in anime skew 90s and older. Before the "moe" trend took over anime. ^ Confession time: the only Miyazaki film I actually like is "Princess Mononoke." In fact, I think it may have been the first anime movie I watched in all its entirety. @nicespice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

^ Miss Cyprus looks good, but still a bit too THICC for my personal tastes. Another 9/10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7I95Qnu86Q

Scarlett Leithold USA, 5'9'', age 21 http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40500000/Scarlett-scarlett-leithold-40572285-1024-768.jpg http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/41400000/scarlett-leithold-scarlett-leithold-41449560-1080-1350.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRSiskTn2SI

More Honorable Mentions: Tyson Ballou, USA, 6'2'', age 41 - Leans on the more rugged side of handsome. Perfect amount of positive canthal tilt to give his face an aggressive and masculine look without giving off Ming the Merciless vibes. Has aged exceptionally well and will probably retain his good looks for decades to come. https://mobsea.com/appimg/Biggest-Male-Models-of-All-Time/24.jpg http://ftape.com/media/tyson-ballou-hm-ss13-beachwear/ https://incels.me/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Ffashion.lilithezine.com%2Fimages%2FTyson-Ballou-13.jpg&hash=ce2ab76212b673312c59f93f720431fe Tyson Beckford, USA, 6'0'', age 47 - The more famous model named Tyson. Top notch physique and great skull shape means he can rock baldness without decreasing his looks level. Another guy who is going to probably keep his good looks for a long time to come. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Tyson_Beckford_by_Arnaldo_Anaya_Lucca.jpg https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/NQNespVnwOV1MGv2fM4G17qGJGI/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2015/04/24/979/n/1922729/e4155589b6492226_tyson5/i/One-Food-He-Cant-Resist.jpg http://audreytinou66.a.u.pic.centerblog.net/w9kdfacu.jpg Brian Shimansky, USA, 6'2'', 34 as of 09/12/18 - tons of jutting aesthetic mass on his face and a long, lean, and athletic body. Can look like a Greek god at times. He might have made the Top 5, but sometimes his strong features can make him look almost psychotic at some angles which kept him off the list. http://weirdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/brian-shimansky.jpg https://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/2013/03/19/Versace-lead2.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsPsM6YYrfY

^ Woah! I didn’t realize until txtittyfag pointed it out, but TFP joined AFTER I did. I assumed by his posting style that TFP has been here for at least a couple of years.

Another 9/10, maybe a 9+: https://youtu.be/Dyq8E3-X9_8

In my personal opinion, most of the women posted so far are 7/10s. I struggle to hand out 10s because I know there is always a hotter chick out there in the world. Here is an example of someone I would rate about a 9/10: https://youtu.be/p2R5IVT2OiU

I was introduced to anime by a roommate who was obsessed with the medium and spent his free time translating Japanese pornographic video games into English. Like anything else that I get interested in for the first time, I pretty much binged on it until I was sick and tired of the stuff. Now I barely watch anime except for the odd episode or movie now and then.

@DC9428 - Before I make a new thread I do a search to see if someone else made a similar thread already. Sometimes while searching I will run into a discussion I find interesting or amusing.

MC Hammer is definitely a rapper, and underrated. People gave him trash for sampling Rick James, when sampling is so key to hip-hop. Vanilla Ice is a legitimate rapper too, and was about as good as most radio rappers of his time.