Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza

Comments by Pizza (hiatus) (page 6)

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6 years ago
Yoda
What do we learn on these boards?
^ I want to avoid creating duplicate discussions, so if I have a topic I am interested in I will search for it before creating a new thread.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Who is your favorite...
Soul’d Out https://youtu.be/BrCSsMwvuJg KB https://youtu.be/LMvsYUy_HC8 Buckwheat Groats https://youtu.be/JFRohrsZZO0 To be continued....
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6 years ago
Yoda
What do we learn on these boards?
99% of what I know about clubs and mongering is from visiting this site. I don’t mind any of the “fluff” discussions because they give insight into the unique band of colorful characters who inhabit this site.
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6 years ago
steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
Almost too pretty
@steeldog65 - She sounds pretty sexy, and close to ideal for me.
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6 years ago
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Your fragrance?
^ Which cologne do you use?
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6 years ago
casualguy
What is the best smelling stripper in a strip club?
The only thing wrong is that casualguy had to wait 12 years for an answer.
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6 years ago
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Your fragrance?
“Eros” from Versace Before a special event I went through my local Macy’s fragrance department and sprayed a few pumps on my body. It smelt awesome and it’s geared to appeal to younger women. Maybe too sweet and strong for some men.
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6 years ago
casualguy
What is the best smelling stripper in a strip club?
^ “Fantasy” by Britney Spears
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
Need advice on dealing with strippers and hoes? Ask!
@PhatBoy99 - Thank you for the clothing recommendations. I can do shirt and jeans and white sneakers, but not sure about the chains. I’m in my 20s and I listen to a lot of different music, but I’m definitely not hood and I don’t think I can pass as hood either. I’m a pretty standard, friendly sububurabnite. How should I dress and act to attract Latina bitches while not coming off as a poser? I’m mostly looking for one girl to make my main bitch instead of having a lot of bitches on the side. I’m more of a “one bitch at a time” type of guy, you know?
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6 years ago
steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
Almost too pretty
What did she look like?
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6 years ago
_Constantine_
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Formal Apology to TUSCL from Trucidos
Apology accepted.
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6 years ago
Bavarian
Who gives a shit about boxing?
Boxing is my favorite sport. Pacquiao vs Mayweather was a very underwhelming match between two men who were a few years past their primes. There have been much more exciting bouts since then, including several this year. I am excited for Camelot-GGG II, because it looks to be an actual grudge match. These two seem to genuinely dislike each other, and the trash talk isn’t just marketing or hype. I predict GGG wins. Better overall boxer, and I think he can do more to adjust to Canelo’s game the second time around more so than Camelot can to his.
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
Need advice on dealing with strippers and hoes? Ask!
@ two_bits Thank you for your response two_bits. Unfortunately, not all of us have the good fortune to lock down a new 9+ civvie hottie (FWB, not P4P) every single weekend. I can only imagine how often your pager gets blown up on a daily basis. I hope one day you will reveal the secrets of your system to us. @ PhatBoy99 Thank you for your detailed response. My interactions with Latinas have mainly been with Mexicans and Central-Americans. "If you want to pick up Latina strippers, you have to make them think you're hard, its about the way you dress, look, what you spend." Any recommendations on how to dress and look? I am not Latino myself, so I don't want to look like a pretender.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
Nicole's idol
To me sports is entertainment first and foremost, and watching Serena's tantrum was pretty fun so I have absolutely no problems with what she did. I just find it very interesting how she kept going back again and again about how she's not a cheater and would never cheat at tennis....
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6 years ago
larryfisherman
California
OT: Best musical artist of all time
Kanye West, and he keeps getting better. https://youtu.be/cwQgjq0mCdE
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
Need advice on dealing with strippers and hoes? Ask!
Hello PhatBoy99, Some posters here have a particular interest in Latinas. Having had a lot of personal experience with Latina women, what can you tell us about Latina women that can make them unique to other women? Is there a certain way to seduce them? Are there certain signals they will give you to show they are interested? Thank you for answering these questions and other posts, EchoPizza
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6 years ago
Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza
Putting a Face to the Username
Explanations: juicebox69 Photo: Jimmy De Santa from GTA V My Impression: A lovable scamp and a rascal. Someone who would have hardcore porn and chip bags strewn around his apartment floor. Someone who gets on your nerves one minute, and has you loving him the next. His nickname would be White Chocolate. Countryman5434 Photo: Dog the Bounty Hunter My Impression: A real rough and rugged individual. Probably drives his truck with sunglasses perched perennially upon a scowling visage. Hands you a cigarette and tells you to "go with Jesus" right before he tazes you. twentyfive Photo: Bernie Barker, world's oldest male stripper My Impression: Kind of flashy. Kind of a peacock. Still has his original teeth. Shows up to the gym and approaches men a third his age telling them that he's going to show them "how it's really done!" Papi_Chulo Photo: Dr. David Duke, former KKK Grand Wizard My Impression: White Hispanic. Well-dressed, well-groomed, and well-mannered. Has a very respectable collection of well-maintained timepieces. That Brietling he has? Got it for a song. Probably sticks out like a sore thumb at the dives he loves to frequent, but after a couple of drinks he's already fitting in. Will slap a stripper's ass and say, "Hey mamacita! Come here and give your new Papi a kiss!" TFP Photo: Mixed Martial Artist Bob Sapp My Impression: Big, burly, but fun dude. Kind of a screw up during his youth, but he's finally establishing himself and has a nice career budding. Someone who probably looks really serious and stern at strangers, but always smiles with his friends. NinaBambina Photo: Natalia Kills, lead singer of Cruel Youth, of Jamaican/Uruguayan descent My Impression: A hard outer shell hides a creamy, and gooey center. Likes to wear darker clothes and smokey makeup at work. The type of person who will correct a tour guide for getting a name or date wrong. Someone who would rather go home and watch movies by herself than go out on a date. gawker Photo: Mr. Rogers My Impression: Likes to fly under the radar. If you saw him you would have no clue what he has seen or done. Like to lounge around his house in slacks and loafers, but when it's time to hit the gym, he'll swap the slacks and loafers for sweats and a fresh pair of Kirkland Court Classics. Keeps on the cardigan. Kind of an Old-School White Liberal: voted for Obama, but makes sure to keep the doors locked when he rolls up to a stop sign and sees a black guy standing on the corner. san_jose_guy Photo: Warren Jeffs, cult leader of the FLDS Church (not saying san_jose_guy is a cult leader) My Impression: Well-prepared for the Apocalypse. Has a bug-out bag strapped 24/7 to his bicycle. Very meticulous and observant. Only enters a building after he has downloaded and analyzed a blueprint of said building, and marked a Google map print-out with each of the exits and the quickest Highway routes to Mexico. PaulDrake Photo: Oancitizen, Internet art film critic My Impression: A very thoughtful and analytical person. Likes to sit by the fireplace reading thick tomes. Smoking jacket and pipe optional. Once got in a debate with his college friends whether impregnating a woman could technically be considered "consensual rape." txtittyfag Photo: America My Impression: A Christian, but more importantly an American and even more important to that a Texan. Hates all Democrats, except LBJ. Religiously listens to Alex Jones (a fellow Texan!) between doses of colloidal silver and organically-source oregano. Is ready to "go dwn lik a muthafucka" anywhere at anytime. More Guesses: shailynn http://www.upto88.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/kid_n_play.brwdtmochjwww8g0csgossssg.6fglr3z5nhs8ogo0cs4kkwss0.th.jpeg MisterWonderful https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/11/111746/6556461-mr-clean-superbowl-commercial.jpg DC9248 http://www.musicconnection.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/babyE-music-connection-400x603.jpg anislee https://fightnews.info/img/pages/24036_resize(602-602-4).jpg flagooner https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/15/article-2218026-1582BC6C000005DC-653_634x435.jpg
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6 years ago
Vantablack
GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
Strip Clubs and Significant Others
Some women do not want their significant others visiting a strip club. Some women are OK with it, but don't want their S.O. receiving extras. A small percentage of women are OK with both. The vast majority of women - and men - are not OK with their S.O. receiving sex from another person whether paid or for free. That said, it's pretty easy to observe that most people most of the time will do what they can get away with then justify the behavior later. Denying urges is tough, and willpower is limited. Excuses, on the other hand, are cheap, plentiful, and comforting. Like a warm box of donuts from the convenience store.
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Perfect Size Girl
compact midface, pinned ears, minimal visible sclera, delicate hands and feet, deep-set eyes, prominent zygomatics, hollow cheeks, hooded eyebrows, lower back dimples, etcetera
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Perfect Size Girl
5'7''-5'9'', 105 lbs-125 lbs, B-D cups (natural, minimal sagging, small-to-average sized aureolas and nipples) Plus: round and firm bottom, thigh gap, slender limbs, high calves, tight waist, swan neck, full lips, doe eyes, thick and dense eyebrows, long eyelashes, downward medial canthus, vertically compact and horizontally wide orbitals, clear skin, slightly upward pointing nose, convex philtrum, ante face, etcetera.