Comments by Dan3635 (page 3)

Hey Bruce, I agree with Hank. If you are only in Houston one night then it is difficult to get to multiple clubs. Chicas Locas is close to several other good clubs (Colorado, Mens Club, Treasures). If you want pretty girls and have lots of money: I recommend the Mens Club. I’ve gotten a bj there but it was very expensive. I would guess over half the dancers won’t consider ITC extras. If you don’t want extras: The Colorado. Fun vibe. Good beer specials. Plenty of eye candy of various shapes. Latinas only: Chicas Locas. Most don’t speak English well. Order a “dos egg-keys” at the bar and ask “kwan-to? (How much?)” before a dance. I’ve had a BJ here. Not a very private area. If you want high mileage lap dances with chance to negotiate extras ITC or OTC: Treasures. Plenty of Latina and white girls. Day shift doesn’t stage dance until later in the afternoon. I’ve been offered OTC within 20 minutes of entering. If you want ITC for minimum cost with a Latina: try Glamour Girls. Not a fancy club, smoky, but I’ve enjoyed FS here. Don’t swing at the first pitch. They often negotiate. If you can drive a bit north, visit the St James. Most girls. Fun atmosphere. Similar to Baby Dolls Dallas in number and variety of dancers. Picks up around midnight. If you like a loud club vibe. Try Bucks Wild. I don’t like BYOB. Too loud for my taste. Others say it is fun. If your hotel is southeast (Hobby) try Heartbreakers in Dickinson. New ownership. Still running good drink specials. Worth the extra for upstairs lap dances ($20 down / $25 up). If your hotel is north (Bush). Try Mile High Club. Small. Good vibe. I’ve had LDK with a smile here. Lots of urban clubs if you prefer AA.

$13k for 2 BJs a week for a whole year. That’s a good year. (Plus club cover and drink)

That’s a pretty good price point. Definitely paid more in Houston.

If $175 for a BJ is high, what is a normal rate?

I wonder if we could get stickers made with “The Ultimate Strip Club List” and a QR code. Maybe one of the funny line from the home page. Then put the sticker at eye level on the back of the toilet stall door (if they have a door). Actually, this might be good in US clubs as well.

In a few words, it’s outstanding. Crushed it. Easier to navigate, cleaner interface, works better on the phone. Great job F.

Muddy, that is precisely how I’ve pictured you all this time.

Best. Dictionary. Ever.

Thanks Shadowcat. You give me hope!

I told y’all I was going to do it. I didn’t think you would care about the lawn mower though.

Ha! Thanks for all the free advice amigos! Almost unanimous agreement about this being a bad idea. Thanks @Jascoi for the actual data from Spearmint Rhino. One million seems like a very round number. Must have been an interesting meeting. I didn’t consider the potential benefits of franchise. I assume that some small independent strip clubs are fronts for other illegal operations. Maybe others are owned by single owners. I think I recall a thread discussing a small club that charged dancers a flat rate and made most of their money on alcohol sales. Great food for thought team! Appreciate all the thoughtful responses!

To understand the stripper mindset, I suggest you watch this fascinating video by Caleb Hammer showing the financial rationalizations of a “erotic consultant” named Rachel. My favorite bit is when he explains that she won’t be relieved of her student loan debt. https://youtu.be/87qL_bZnAMk?si=rutqlIcgW5rPBrhE She is clearly an escort. In the YouTube notes, she shares her link tree: Her LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/Shesuz Services listed range from a $900 tantric message to a $8000 overnight excursion. Brazen!

Right, but it seems like he would have created a new alt. He was an extremely regular poster / adjudicator. I don’t think he would have just stopped cold turkey. He got some type of satisfaction from trolling us. Also, his writing style and comments were consistent and had a mean signature voice that would be readily apparent in a new login alt. I think we would know if he was still active here. So, my guess is he passed away. RIP scrub.

So true Mr. Salty! Loneliness and isolation are real issues for adult men in the US. Stripper may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but for those of us who enjoy the club experience, there are many mental health benefits.

Ishmael said someone is posting photos of raw dogging at Cheaters in Providence. Oh my god! That's disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them? Ishmael: I don't know, one of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites. Mac: Ugh! Those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one? Which one did he post them on?

Dress us like Sean Connery in Zardoz. Please mistress.

I love that first moment entering a new club. Eyes adjusting to the dark from the bright Texas sun outside. Smelling new smells. Perfume. Beer. Smoke. Pot. Sweat. Desperation. Figuring out what song is playing. First glimpse of titties on the stage. Taking a few awkward steps to find a chair that doesn’t put me too close or too far from the dancers. Maybe a brief chat with a waitress or manager. Or a door toll dancer. Trying to scope out the dancer quality, and not just get stuck with the first one. Best memories of a club. I’m in the camp that the layout descriptions could be taken out of the reviews. I’m guilty of writing long overly detailed descriptions. I was trying to prove that I actually visited that club. There is value in a long description when a club like Baby Dolls Dallas remodels. Also, most reviews don’t clearly convey the VIP pricing. Probably because the PL doesn’t understand or ask. I’m guilty of not being able to recall the weird pricing scheme that a dancer whispered in my ear. Easily distracted.

This link tells you the going rates for extras: https://extra-people.com/rates Good luck!

Excellent post. How do I bookmark?

Reminds me of the Brittany Spears song called “if you seek Amy”: Oh, baby, baby, have you seen Amy tonight? Is she in the bathroom, is she smoking up outside? (Oh!) Oh, baby, baby, does she take a piece of lime For the drink that I'ma buy her? Do you know just what she likes? (Oh!)

Muddy is my king.

Maybe you have a pornographic memory!

I think you are correct! https://www.blu-ray.com/movies/screenshot.php?movieid=170576&position=5

Great review. This club has potential. I’m gonna try the VIP next time. I can’t tell how much pricacy that area provides.

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