Houston Clubs

Houston is pretty big and driving around can suck, especially at rush hour. Sounds like you read reviews already? Maybe narrow it down based on proximity to where you are staying. Hard to go wrong with St. James, especially if you’re not from there. Where else could you go to a club housed in a former church, with a pool and a helipad, hot dancers, good prices and extras available? There are other good Houston clubs, but there’s nothing like that in Houston or in the US.

Hey Bruce, I agree with Hank. If you are only in Houston one night then it is difficult to get to multiple clubs. Chicas Locas is close to several other good clubs (Colorado, Mens Club, Treasures).

If you want pretty girls and have lots of money: I recommend the Mens Club. I’ve gotten a bj there but it was very expensive. I would guess over half the dancers won’t consider ITC extras.

If you don’t want extras: The Colorado. Fun vibe. Good beer specials. Plenty of eye candy of various shapes.

Latinas only: Chicas Locas. Most don’t speak English well. Order a “dos egg-keys” at the bar and ask “kwan-to? (How much?)” before a dance. I’ve had a BJ here. Not a very private area.

If you want high mileage lap dances with chance to negotiate extras ITC or OTC: Treasures. Plenty of Latina and white girls. Day shift doesn’t stage dance until later in the afternoon. I’ve been offered OTC within 20 minutes of entering.

If you want ITC for minimum cost with a Latina: try Glamour Girls. Not a fancy club, smoky, but I’ve enjoyed FS here. Don’t swing at the first pitch. They often negotiate.

If you can drive a bit north, visit the St James. Most girls. Fun atmosphere. Similar to Baby Dolls Dallas in number and variety of dancers. Picks up around midnight.

If you like a loud club vibe. Try Bucks Wild. I don’t like BYOB. Too loud for my taste. Others say it is fun.

If your hotel is southeast (Hobby) try Heartbreakers in Dickinson. New ownership. Still running good drink specials. Worth the extra for upstairs lap dances ($20 down / $25 up).

If your hotel is north (Bush). Try Mile High Club. Small. Good vibe. I’ve had LDK with a smile here.

Lots of urban clubs if you prefer AA.

thanks guys, appreciate the clear and concise intel. I will be there two nights. Not sure where I am staying at yet but definitely flexibility there. I did read some reviews, looks like places I am going to try and go to for sure are Chicas Locas and St. James. I will check out Treasures.

So definitely:

Chicas Locas
St. James
Treasures

Should I consider Centerfolds?

I don’t think so. Read the Rev’s most recent review on centerfolds and some of his older ones. He’s the only person I think who actually likes that place and he even has a unique take on it.

Oh, I forgot. If you have flexibility in where you’re staying and you like BYOB clubs (I do) there is a pretty decent Hyatt Regency right across the street from Bucks Wild. It’s also less than 10 mins from St James. I drove to St James and had a good time but didn’t get too drunk to drive.

After St James, I drove back to the Hyatt, grabbed some beers and a bottle of vodka I bought earlier and walked across the street to Bucks Wild and hung out there until the wee hours. That was super convenient.

Hank.
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This guy knows how to party in H Town.

I haven’t tried Centerfolds, so no help there.

Here is the Rev’s review: https://tuscl.net/review/407036

thanks guys, going to stick to your suggestions. Only two nights so i think 2-4 clubs max for the trip will be sufficient. The whole BYOB thing is new to me, I remember seeing it once in San Antonio when some people brought in a cooler. Back to the reviews to read up on these BYOB places though, appreciate the info and responses.