Comments by Dan3635 (page 4)

Sounds like $600 for VIP FS. This review makes you a tattletale for Tattletales!

We’ve all been there twatty. Still a better night than jacking off alone!

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me. DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex. GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex! GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.

Dingo : You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me. All : And me. And me too.

Around two years ago, I got a nice handjob from a cute Cuban for $200. She took me upstairs. We got drinks, which seemed to seal a deal with the bartender. She pulled some chairs in the corner. During a lap dance, she pulled out little Dan and tugged until desploogination. I made a mess in my undies and ran out quickly. Good times.

Don’t get married. Don’t be embarrassed or ashamed about jacking off. As a matter of fact, probably would have been good to “Something About Mary” clear the pipes before going out. Get a subscription to playboy. Go to strip clubs by yourself. Take vacations by yourself.

*tip generously Seriously, I need to proof read. Apologies.

* bait-and-switch

My simple advice is don’t go to a website. You put yourself at risk for scams, bat-and-switch, or plain robbery. Just go to your local seedy strip club. Yup generously and find a nice girl for OTC. it’s not that hard. Might take more than one visit. Time well spent. If you are up for a hooker, you can make it at a strip club.

It’s been over a year, but I got an expensive BJ here. VIP was $200 including bottle and waitress tip and manager tip. Then $300 to the dancer. She worked for the hour. Giving a fun flirty girlfriend vibe. I speak just enough Spanish and she spoke just enough English to have a good time. She started with typical lap dance moves and moves down to a tit job. I think she was trying to get me off on the tits, and only did oral when that didn’t work. I was new to the hobby and may have overpaid. You might try to say I was ripped off. But I enjoyed it greatly. Worth it. The VIP isn’t very private. They built a chair fort in the corner. But there was a table of three couples sitting and drinking right behind me. Luckily this didn’t cause me stage fright. Another weird thing, I went to the men’s room to pee before the dance. The dancer followed me in there. I think she didn’t want me to give her the slip. Again, I was somehow able to pee with an audience. Miraculous.

Yep. Raising the bar on the quality of women who gave me intimate lap dances let’s me be less creepy in my day to day interactions with women. Less creepy. Not zero. Less. Still a little creepy. I’m not compelled to stare at the office girls anymore. I’ve seen hotter at the club.

I think description of the public vs private areas is a good use of review words. For example, a club with only open lap dance areas is very different from a club with three different VIP areas.

“ Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot At the body shop, doing something unholy” Sam Smith

Yup. Good short review for a bad bar.

Simple answer, nope, I haven’t. I’ve only done ITC and stuck with the fair negotiated deal. Or I’ve left without extras. So, Rick, can you lay out what prices you feel are currently “fair market value” in Jacksonville. Apologies if you have state this somewhere already.

Well, what was the meme?

Oh boy. Her we go again.

Please don’t link a specific dancer name to an OTC offer.

Typo. Northwest side of Houston.

These prices don’t jive with my experience here. Cover wasn’t mentioned but it was around $15 when I went on a Tuesday evening. A beer was $12 and a dancer drink was almost $20. The lap dances were quoted to me at $40, but I just left instead of trying to make a deal.

What was the cover price?

Seventy percent of the time, The System (TM) works every time!

I uploaded the google aerial that shows the helipad: https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=12866

Yep, maybe rich oil and gas guys would fly in.

Calling NiceSpice, please report for a recommendation!