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3 months ago
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Muddy
USA
All Time Venues
I've been to all MLB stadia except Miami. I've not been there but I believe Soldier Field was extensively renovated some years ago. Never been to old Studio 54 but recently it's been used as a regular stage theater.
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9 months ago
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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
How to Turn Texas Blue
In Alaska I remember seeing tee-shirts with a map of Alaska with the much smaller map of Texas inside it, and the caption "Isn't Texas cute?"
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a year ago
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londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
Follow up question
And if you were going to fly from Vegas and go to TL in Upland and clubs in COI the airport at Ontario (ONT) would be a lot closer than LAX. Southwest is probably the cheapest airline.
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a year ago
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Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Top 40 Strip Clubs: Worst Rated list.
I've been to 5, Allure, Circus, DV Seattle, Garden of Eden, Spyce. although only Garden of Eden since I moved to CA a couple of years ago.
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a year ago
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Muddy
USA
Hotel Horror Stories, Recs, Wishlists
In 2017 at the Hotel Benson in downtown Portland Oregon. This is an elegant old building and nothing wrong with the rooms. But in less than 2 days there they had 3 false fire alarms. The worst thing being I had stayed there 2 years previously and they had had the same problem. You'd have thought they would have fixed it in the meantime. Anyway I wrote a blistering review on one of the hotel rating sites and they spontaneously refunded my bill, around $500.
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2 years ago
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PoundxCheeks
Dead Time
Are you sure of the time? When I was there last summer it was only open in the evenings and their web site says the same even now.
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2 years ago
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Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Jury Duty
Only once in my life almost 20 years ago but was on the jury for two trials. The first was about a guy who during a shoot out with police shot and killed a police dog. Just like a murder trial except the victim was a dog. In the other one when we went back to the jury room to deliberate I first when into the mens room and when I came out the others said well since the first thing we have to do is choose who will be foreperson and since you weren't here we chose you!
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2 years ago
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Cantbeserious
Good for the price
I believe the distance between seats and the stage and the tops and bottoms staying on are the San Diego rules.
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2 years ago
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TippingDollars
Maryland
Craziest thing you've seen at the Strip Club
As I wrote in a review several years ago, at Chez Joey on the Baltimore Block a newbie stripper had a seizure, possibly induced by the strobe lights.
discussion comment
2 years ago
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hepguy
Retired, traveling for fun
current hours
correction: August 26
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2 years ago
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Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
How many ‘Top 40’ TUSCL clubs have you been to?
Best 40, 10 - Desire, Baby Dolls Dallas, Cheetah Pompano, Oz, Imperial, Booby Trap Pompano, Treasure Greensboro, Diamond Dolls Pompano, Cheaters Cocoa Beach Of course I went to a lot of these just because they were highly rated on TUSCL Worst 40 3 - Wise Guys Washington Park, Club Pussycat Baltimore Block, Diva's Lexington as Shadowcat says there's a lot of bad ones that don't have enough reviews to be on the list. Probably most of the Baltimore Block clubs in this category.
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2 years ago
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max1969
Florida
San Francisco/ Clubs, Amps, Daytime close by?
I was there 2 weeks ago and posted reviews of 6 of the clubs. None of them were open in the daytime. I thought Centerfolds was the best.
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2 years ago
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hepguy
Retired, traveling for fun
San Francisco part 5
Yes it's a typo I was there last week!
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3 years ago
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Tirhf2
Club Pussycat Needs Some New Dancers
I haven't been since before COVID but it was always $80 to the bar for 20 minutes, not per song. The dancers expect a tip on top of that.
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3 years ago
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hepguy
Retired, traveling for fun
Thursday afternoon visit
No, masks not required. A few customers were wearing make but that was all.
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3 years ago
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PADeuce
Clubs very near hotels?
There are several decent hotels within 3 or 4 blocks of The Block in Baltimore. There's a Sprinphill Suites and an Hampton Inn and others as well.
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4 years ago
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minnow
Any place that interests me.
Sweet Spot Early Evening
The medical center where I go for doctors appointments has temperature reading machines like this so I don't think they are anything nefarious.
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5 years ago
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biff70
Virginia clubs
I live in Virginia, but based on tuscl reviews have only ever gone to a few clubs in the state. Down in the Hampton Roads area in the town of Portsmouth there is Headlights Gold which is one side alcohol/bikini and the other side juice bar/topless. They have decent 2 way lap dances but expensive at $35/song. Also in Portsmouth is a dump called Hot Seat which is lap dances only, juice bar, no stage show. but $10/song laps (plus $2 for the jukebox). In another far corner of the state in Roanoke is Gold/Silver which is juice bar/ nude. Laps there are 2 way but didn't seem to have much touching by the dancers. I agree it's better to go out of state, to Maryland, or the Martinsburg area in West Virginia or to Greensboro which is not so far south of the border in North Carolina.
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5 years ago
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Roadworrier
Lapland
A trip back to space
Been a couple of years since I've been there, but I believe the wristband thing with no $5 fee to go to the lap dance rooms is something they just have on Wednesdays.
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5 years ago
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Book Guy
I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Single-airport single-night mongering destination in North America?
Areas on your list I’be been to. Tampa: Mons Venus, 2001 Odyssey and Scores right next together near airport and a trashy motel right there too. I stayed at beach near Fort Lauderdale airport and Diamond Dolls and Tootsies were expensive cab rides away. Forget Vancouver, clubs are expensive and mostly air.
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5 years ago
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max_starr
Cleveland, Ohio
Strip club that lives up to its reputation
Are you sure you posted for the right club? Torrance isn't anywhere near Whittier. COI is not so far from Whittier so maybe that's where your were?
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6 years ago
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hepguy
Retired, traveling for fun
Fancy but expensive Wednesday night
Yeah, I was concerned about a hustle too. I realize that there are better clubs out in the suburbs but I was downtown for a couple of days without my own transportation.
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6 years ago
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rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Germaphobe Dancers
Cloth on lap seems to be either a rule or custom in Ontario since I have encountered it both in Niagra Falls and Toronto.
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6 years ago
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LolitaLove789
What age was the oldest stripper you had ever seen at the club?
Two I've encountered at Block clubs in Baltimore... One said tell me your age and I'll tell you mine, she was 45, and suggested a visit to my hotel room which I declined. The other said she was 42 and had recently become a grandmother.