Craziest thing you've seen at the Strip Club
TippingDollars
Maryland
The past month I've seen three crazy things I've never seen before at the strip club. First thing I saw was a guy bring in a service dog. He didn't leave the bar area but I thought it would be odd if he got a dance and had to bring the dog with him. Second thing I saw was a stripper 9 months pregnant looking to give dances for the fetish part of it. Yes I did get a dance with her. The final weird thing I saw was a guy proposed to his girlfriend on stage at the strip club. The girl is a waitress at the club. Curious what other people have seen that is odd at the club?
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One of my favs complained to me about a customer she had to fire who'd fallen hard and tried to put a ring on it. She was laying in my bed so it wasn't the greatest pillow talk, but I don't pick the topics lol.
A DJ at Deja Vu in Springfield, IL use to remind the crowd about the beginning or end of Daylight Savings Time.
Heard a DJ at Kappa in IL announce that it was so-and-so's last warning about taking his pants off.
2) There used to be an Indian doctor who would frequent the 8 mile clubs in detroit, and he would have a bit and reins and would pay girls to ride him like a horse around the stage, bar etc.
This is more of a laugh than strange but
3) A naked girl run out of the VIP area at flight club, yell at the top of her voice to the bartender “we had an accident and I need some napkins”. Five minutes later a dude runs out of the VIP and makes a B-line for the exit as fast as possible.
Was at a club in Colorado Springs and there was a couple in the audience. They were in the part of the club that was not that crowded and he ended up getting FS when she was sitting on his lap and they were watching dancers on stage. I know some will ask how I know it was FS....you basically couldn't not know. Eventually a bouncer came back and told them to tone it down.
Was at a club in Baltimore with a two story pole. The dancer shimmied her way to the top of the pole and then slipped and fell to the floor. I don't think she broke anything, and certainly not her neck. Her face was all bloody and they took her away on a stretcher once the ambulance got there.
Was at a club in Syracuse in the dead of winter. The dressing room was in the basement and the club on the main floor. Well I started noticing some smoke or fog coming from a vent...and very quickly determined it was smoke and noted out of there about 15 seconds before everyone else realized it was smoke and got the hell out of the club. It was probably 5 degrees outside and was kind of humorous watching all of the girls come out in various states of undress. The fire department eventually came to put out the fire and happily handed out blankets to all of the girls.
Finally, I didn't see it, but a story I have heard many time is that a customer had a heart attack and died in a club that is now closed that was a little outside of Baltimore.
Didn't see it actually happen but a dancer od'd in the dressing room but I did see the follow up, paramedics showed up to revive her and cart her off. I saw another junkie dancer nodding off at the bar slowly reawaken then nod off again while she was speaking to some guy that had a shocked look on his face.
The craziest thing is going back 10-15 years ago I'd actually see fit attractive dancers in some of the dives I frequent instead of the fat, old, worn out hags that populate them now.
An old man fell asleep and shit and peed himself
Dancers got in a fight on stage and a weave landed on me. Management told me to keep it as a souvenir
Just 6 feet away sitting at a table an old guy wearing sweat pants had his hand in his pants and was obviously jacking off. I looked directly in his eyes and he just stared back and continued to jack off like it was a normal thing for him to do in public.
I rolled my eyes, shook my head and looked at the people standing there with me. Nothing was said but my impression was that the employees had seen it before and basically didn't care or didn't want to get involved and just ignored him.
Something crazy that people might have seen that involved me. I was sitting at a table with a dancer and we were groping each other. She reached into my shorts, pulled out my cock, and started sucking it with people sitting at a couple tables on both sides of us. I looked around and didn't notice anyone looking so I don't know if anyone saw it happening. It seemed like a long time in slow motion but she probably only sucked it for 10 seconds when I told her let's go to a more private area and finish it up.
Woman hostess walked up to them , said " WHAT DO YOU WANT, BILLY ? ". Seemed strange , but then it dawned on me, these were police , we were being raided. Or so I thought . Billy told the hostess they were looking for Sally Smith, ( a dancer ). Hostess had recognized the cop, even with a mask on, and said the girl no longer worked there. They looked around , told hostess good-by and left. Seems dancer had warrant as a a murder suspect. Turned out comical, but for a minute thought I was going to die in a strip club, but at least it was The Mons.
And wasn't Elvis an honorary deputy of the Shelby County Sheriff's Department?
I watched a buddy pick up a dancers dress and put it on his head - as a joke. The odd part happened when I got between my buddy and the bounce (who didn’t see the joke), and I stopped the situation from escalating, and nobody got booted.
I've seen/heard/experienced (as applicable)...
= Cat fights
= Dudes carried out head first
= Guys sitting around in a small open room each getting serviced at the same time
= Endless gimmicky shit in my younger years like shower shows, shaving cream wrestling and stripper boxing
= Stripper overdosing
= Strippers passing out drunk or stoned
= Girls point guys out and tell me their CR fetishes
= A girl squirt breast milk in my mouth (when I learned that a girl with implants can still nurse lol)
That's just what I can think of off the top of my head. But none of it feels crazy to me anymore, not in a strip club. It really makes me wonder if my perceptions of the world are becoming permanently altered by spending too much time in them.
The weirdest was about 10-15 years ago in the vip room of a now closed dive bar called the Green Light in Louisville. Their vip room was a shared room with a bunch of high backed couch/beds each turned to face away from each other to give just enough of a sense of privacy for the extras that happened there. One evening as I was just finishing up my time back there I heard a girl start throwing up and the guy started screaming. As he jumped up you with his pants around his ankles you could see that he was covered in the strippers vomit from his chest down to his knees. Turns out she had way too much to drink and got sick while giving him a blow job. As the manager and bouncer came back to see what all the screaming was about the guy, with his pants still around his ankles, starts yelling at them asking how he was supposed to explain to his wife why he was covered in vomit. The manager just calmly said "why wouldn't you just tell her the truth?" and everyone in the room except the irate guy busted out laughing.
I don’t understand why bouncers would beat someone up just for falling asleep, and how they get away with it? Some people claim cops can get away with abuse, but it sounds like strip club bouncers can do anything they want if Icee is telling the truth
That hasn’t happened yet I doubt it ever will
I was the "some guy" in that story...
I expected that Pauly Shore spent time trolling LA strip clubs. I also expect that his annoying TV persona was even more annoying in person.
Reason 1,001 why guys who need to be discrete have spare clothes or just buy a disposable outfit if they're gonna roll that hard.
Who in the 1990’s didn’t see some guy beat Pauly Shore at the Hollywood Tropicana?
Pauly is only 5’7” and at the time was an obnoxious skinny weakling surfer dude of low intelligence and a heavy alcohol and drugs user.
“Most people who can’t appreciate me are bitter and jealous people.”
~ Pauly Shore aka The Weasel
In any case Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.
:D
+ Follies (Atl) circa-2016 (dayshift) – saw a bouncer carrying an unconscious young (spinner-ish) white-dancer in his arms from the main-floor to the dressing-room/back-offices – IDK if she passed-out due to alcohol/drugs, or had some kinda medical-issue
+ The Body Club (small Miami black-dive) circa-2017 – there is a small-space/hallway in b/w the main-room and the club’s dressing-room/offices in the far-back-corner of club – there was a wall there w/ an opening about 2-doors-width – one couldn’t really see into that area from the main-room unless one was standing near that area (back-corner of the club) which is where I happened to be standing – I felt something going-on in that area so I took a peek and I see two black-guys going at it (fighting) UFC-style – I kinda freak-out a bit and walk-over to the opposite-corner of the club where the club-entrance was and the doorman/bouncer was and tell him what was going-on – to my surprise he dismissed-it – I-guess-it-was/looked-like 2 club-employees having some kinda “disagreement”
+ Club Climaxxx (at the time it went by Club Rolexxx; another black-dive in Miami) – this was circa 2003(?) – I was living in Dallas at the time and back-home in Miami for Christmas-vacation – it was Christmas-Day (Dec 25th) and by late-afternoon/early-eve I had done all my Christmas stuff (visits to family-members’ homes etc) – I was on vacation and wanted to take advantage of being back in Miami so decided to hit Rolexxx at night on Dec 25th (Rolexxx has a decent-dayshift but to be expected it was closed during the day on the 25th but the club opened around 8pm on that day – decided to hit Rolexxx around 10pm and it was a pretty-good-vibe w/ a pretty-good # of dancers – was having a pretty-good-time but by midnight (25th going into the 26th) seems half-of-Miami also wanted to blow-off some steam from the holidays – past-midnight the club started getting PACKED and by 12:30am or so there wasn’t even a place where one could stand – I started to get concerned at the massive-crowds (in addition to being the only white-person in the entire-club that also happened to be in a black-part-of-town) – I had already had some-fun prior to the crowds and felt it was a good-time to leave (although I probably wouldn’t have left if it wasn’t that overcrowded) – I had a hard-time making it to the door fighting my way thru-the-sea of hood-people – finally made-it to the door and there was a crowd of about 75-more hood-people that looked like a moshpit all trying to get into the club which I couldn’t see how they would be able to fiy inside since there wasn’t even standing-room (Rolexxx is on the small-side like most black-dives I’ve been to over-the-years) – once I made it to the door I had an even harder-time getting thru the hood-moshpit of 50 to 75 crowding the door trying to get inside – I almost couldn’t make it thru the hood-moshpit and no-one would make room for me to get-thru – halfway thru the moshpit some hood blackguy started to punch me in my lower-back as I was stuck halfway trying to get thru the hood-moshpit (he was punching-me in the lower-back for no good-reason; I guess he just saw an opportunity to be hood) – what after seemed like a WWE-struggle to get thru the hood-moshpit I finally made it out of the moshpit halfway out-of-breath – it was still-early and I was on vacation so decided to take a cruise around South-Beach – headed home about an hour or two later but decided to roll-by Rolexxx on my way home to see what was going-on after I had left and saw there were like 10-police-cars w/ their lights-on at Rolexxx (I assume club-staff ended-up calling-police b/c the crowds were getting out-of-control size-wise and it was an unsafe-situation) – went home after rolling-by the club and seeing all the cop-cars)
She was a flight attendant during her pre-Playboy days.
I lost my phone in the cushion after a lap dance. Pulling up the cushion I found dozens of spent needles.
A girl at the now defunct Macs II did her stage set on roller skates.
Without warning a girl pulled my dick out from my shorts leg and stuck it in her vagina (testing ensued).
A dancer at Boardroom Cabaret did her stage sets with a butt plug.
Somebody plowed into my car in the parking lot while I was inside a club. The bouncer got the plate number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-HFgLv2…
Saw a dancer in the shared VIP eating out the wife while the husband watch and tipped on.
Saw a girl lose her diarrhea on stage.
Saw a bouncer pull a guy out of VIP and an argument ensued. A dancer came from behind and grabbed his wallet, took ALL the cash and stormed off. The bouncers then threw him out (with his empty wallet).
I once saw a completely functional men's room.
Saw a floorman tell two guys he needed their table. They objected, so he LITERALLY picked up their table. their drinks went all over them. He carried the table across the room and put some chairs with it.
Saw a girl squat on a guy's longneck beer bottle and lift it up a bit before it fell out.
But the best: I had taken a girl to VIP and she was just about the unzip me when the curtain opens wide. I see a cop, two bouncers and some unknown dancer. She says "No, that's not him". They closed the curtain and left. Never found out who they were looking for or why.