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be aware of the morning and afternoon rush hour traffic in metro Los Angeles. timing is EVERYTHING.

I actually would suggest to you that you just go to Tijuana and check out Hong Kong club and the others around it. I think you would enjoy it more.

If you're driving from Las Vegas, the City of Industry is an hour closer than Los Angeles, has less traffic congestion, and has clubs with much more to offer in terms of mileage. There's nothing else to do there (I don't think there's a single decent restaurant there), but if you're focusing on opportunities to engage in a single day and night of debauchery, COI would be a good option for you.

When I go to Vegas it is usually either before or after visiting family near LA so I have made the drive multiple times. It is a relatively short and very boring drive, a little under 4 hours if done mid-day. I have never gone to any of the LA clubs but from reading reviews on here I would say Eastcoaster is right that the COI clubs are a better option.

Very boring drive and as mentioned (I’ve done it round trip twice) traffic can be a hassle at times, the COI suggestion is a very good one though. That way you get your Vegas experience and also get the type of strip club experience you want.

As for Vegas if you need suggestions off the beaten path let me know I’ve been there over 35 times, but Vegas is an ever evolving city so new things are always popping up.

If you’re on Instagram follow:

@thelasvegasfoodie

@brandonfromvevas - he features a ton of really good places off the strip that locals like

I’ve found so many cool restaurants from both of these people that I would have never found if it were not for them.

Where are you planning on staying?

Driving seems to be a good option because you can leave whenever you want to and by the time you go through security and subject yourself to the possible delay of a flight, many times it faster and less expensive to drive.

"How long approximately is the drive from Vegas to LA? I’m guessing circa five hours?"

I've driven that once from Vegas to LA, and then on to San Diego a couple days later with a quick trip to TJ for added flavor. As Shailynn said it's a boring drive. I drove it late at night after partying hard (plus going multiple rounds with women who may have been strippers) and almost fell asleep because there's nothing out there but desert and darkness. A trucker blaring his horn is probably the difference between me typing this years later or being a road crew's cleanup project.

Can you drive it? Yes. It's not that far to go, but try to be relatively fresh when you do it.

Echoing what others said, you have options. LA had a fair amount of clubs and COI has reliable extras. There’s also a lot of non strip club stuff to do in LA. A side trip to TJ is a completely new activity and additional travel, but TJ is a lot closer to Vegas or LA than it is London, so if you’re inclined to try it, this could be the time. If you don’t want to deal with the hassle of a car rental, the flight from Vegas to LA is about 75 minutes and only $150-200 round trip.

You guys are so reliable, thank you very much.

@ Shailynn, yes I would appreciate any recommendations. I’ll be staying at The Sahara, not my first choice but it seems ok and the price was right in the package deal. Thanks for the other info.

The flight from LHR, hotel and car rental cost total was circa $1,000.

I’m comfortable driving a LHD car but from what you guys say I think COI may be my best option. I’ll check out the clubs there as much as I can on here but all recommendations are appreciated either here or PM.

Thanks for the TJ advice but it may be a bit too far for me. The UK is about the same size as Oregon so I’m used to much shorter journeys.

I’m going alone this year so I’ll have a lot more freedom to do what I want when I want.

Really looking forward to my trip, love going to your country.

There's a lot of strip clubs in the LA area. I've hit a lot of them but still a lot to go. It's been a couple years now so here's to hoping they didn't change things with camera installations or with all the California employee stuff now.

Spearmint Rhino's all over are pretty good for talent and I've been offered extras most of them IIRC. Van Nuys, Downtown, Torrance, Rialto, COI. You can also check their website ahead of time to look at who's working at any spearmint rhino with their photos. Really cool feature.

Bare Elegance right by LAX is definitely working checking out, high mileage for sure, can be pricey. The first night I walked in there talent was like the best of all time but follow up visits not as quite as good but still worth checking out if your shopping high end.

Also 4play in West Los Angeles super high end talent historically and extras were promised to me for like crazy prices though.

COI I think you gotta hit. I haven't done Paradise but that's like the budget one, not the best looking girls I hear. Spearmint Rhino probably has the best looking girls in COI and Synn is right behind it. Don't go on those nights with the VIP deals, it's just packed out the wazzoo, standing room only and not worth it. I think it's Thursday.

Jet Strip also by LAX extras possible, might be worth stopping after BELAX.

In Anaheim Sahara Theater is one worth checking out, high mileage. Right by where the Angels play.

In Upland, Tropical Lei is very mileage.

One Hollywood club to check out might be Seventh Veil where they filmed the Motley Crue Girls Girls Girls video. I've been offered extras there, I balked on those prices one of the hottest girls I've seen on a strip club and just went LDK with her.

The Library clubs one Anaheim and one in Westminster have good talent but it's low mileage.

California girls one in Santa Ana and one in Anaheim some decent but low mileage. Imperial showgirls in Anaheim good day shift but same good talent but low mileage.

Downtown has some clubs I've been to most. It's sort of crazy place to strip club this is where skid row is, most of the clubs do have guarded lots though down here. I can only imagine how bad Downtown LA is nowadays. All the shit gets worse every year.

Hollywood you would think it's like Brad Pitt and George Clooney running around. No it's the hood. Crackheads running all around there, unbound. I went to Crazy Girls once I'm like dude I'm not leaving my fucking car around these assholes. It's EVERYWHERE.

San Fernando Valley I haven't had too much luck in. I've seen some hot girls working at VIP cabaret but it's a low mileage joint. I still got a few places I haven't hit though up there.

There's a lot of crap clubs to wade through in LA but ultimately when you sit back there's so many options. Demographically the area has become less white and black over the years and much more hispanic and asian. It is one of the few places where you can reliably catch asian girls dancing here and there if that's your thing.

I'm planning to go back to LA for unfinished I want to do the some clubs in the San Fernando Valley and maybe hit Oxnard and Santa Barbara next time. Maybe a couple Hollywood clubs I haven't been to and some in the Inland Empire.

RiskA might chime in here he's an LA dude and this Mule7 might be worth hitting up. He just reviews LA clubs he doesn't post here. tuscl.net

One thing your probably used to this as you like the Vegas scene but you cannot be making with some of these girls, it's not Girl next door Katie working nights to pay through college, no fuck that some of these girls are SHARKS it's definitely the big leagues in strip club world but many are willing to get down to business as it truly is one of the sluttiest cities in America. Also Los Angeles has a great sugar scene, might be worth it to have an account for a month on seeking. Put location there in LA and send out some message, see what happens, I've a lot fun doing that too.

Spots to eat in LA. Basically a couple things LA does well that nobody else really does and that is Mexican food (San Diego does that good too) and Korean food. Korean BBQ is awesome. For Mexican, I would highly recommend a place called Al and Bea's in East Los Angeles. You will have a burrito that good. Might have to wait on a line, but it moves quick, worth it. Also SoCal is good for street food, if you see a mexican grandma with a stand outside of strip club, or anywhere on a street corner selling whatever, there's a good chance it's real good. Also people really like In 'n Out burger on the west coast. Burgers are good, the fries suck though.

Also if your worried about crime and just fucking tweeker bullshit they got a lot of it there. Get the hotel in Orange county instead of LA county, it's way more chill because they have a DA there who at least tries to enforce the law unlike this lunatic LA DA George Gascon. The people that run Los Angeles are fucking idiots. One of their councilwoman famously is trying to sue the car companies for making it "too easy" for criminals to steal catalytic converters. How dumb can somebody be?

coi would be my next choice if tj is not visited.

Muddy gives a good overview of the SoCal clubs. I’d say drive to COI, with a “rest stop” in Upland at Tropical Lei. The drive is dull, but you Euros (more so Germans) seem to dig deserts since you don’t have many. You may hit serious traffic in the middle of nowhere if Sunday or Monday, but likely 3-3.5 hours to Upland then another .7-1.0 to COI. TL is a straight up brothel but it’s a good time. (No booze in any nude club in CA, BTW.) Less GPS than Synn COI, but more trailer trash girls. In COI, Synn & Rhino are most popular and have best lookers. But holy shit, they ask high GPS prices & have shitty customer service skills; you need to be on your game AND be willing to take the loss and retreat to Paradise to pork a lesser (but often still good) girl for a better price. OC is an option; certainly better hotels & dining than COI-adjacent. Just drive .5 hour into Fullerton for a pleasant & reasonable cost places. Ecstasy is top lookers & cost; Sahara & Imperial & TJs are good, but hit & miss. For your plan, I think going on into LA is more trouble than it’s worth. Traffic, high prices, decaying environment, hassle after hassle. I second Muddy’s political rant: it is a hell hole these days, unless you have $ to burn. SF Valley could take you another day’s drive; it takes me 1.5-2 hr each way from LAX, 3 hrs more than once. COI to SFV can be 4 hrs. Only if you prefer sitting in traffic to girls in your lap.

Don't even bother with taboo in the Anaheim area. totally lame. Sahara is much better. but still I would focus on the city of industry area. it's not as good as it used to be but it's still pretty good I guess. I've only been back to synn and the rhino one time since the covid shit. and ditto bare elegance LAX. it ain't the same as it used to be. I've been greatly spoiled by Hong Kong club and the Zona Norte neighborhood.

and tropical lai is fun with the right girls but I haven't been back since covid.

now I'm spoiled by Thailand.

And if you were going to fly from Vegas and go to TL in Upland and clubs in COI the airport at Ontario (ONT) would be a lot closer than LAX. Southwest is probably the cheapest airline.

Regarding airlines....Southwest, American, or Delta. Avoid Spirit and Frontier.

An alternative to LAX airport is SNA (Orange County). Less congested.

Londonguy, I am a bit confused by your questions of both reviews. Are you looking for which city is the best for a vacation, which city has the hottest clubs, or where is it easiest to get laid? I am far from as worldly or smooth as you, but I go to Vegas once per year, and it is the easiest to get laid by far. I never really spend over $300 either. I have even got free. I am not nearly as experienced as some of the others on the clubbing west of the Mississippi, so no comment there. If it is the vacation that is most important, again, that goes with what you want. I would not leave out San Diego on that, but you probably would have to travel to Tijuana for the other parts.

@RTP duude where is your $300 P4P in Vegas article? Let alone free. I would rather put hot sauce on my dick than partake of any of the free action I've been offered in the past 30 years. I suppose it's plausible, at least with some pros, that, with a guy they actually find attractive, they may agree to lower $. Especially if he's young, and likely has a lower income.

Desert scenery is a nice change when you're not use to it. I'm surprised we don't get more Texas brags about the West Texas desert. It looks like the fucking Moon, makes the Nevada and Cali deserts look green by comparison.

@londonguy

I will play along and comment on your discussion and will answer some of your questions.

I think we all know Las Vegas is a tourist trap controlled by the Mafia and criminal gangs and only provides overpriced services, entertainment, food, souvenirs, etc etc etc.

If you go knowing and you don’t mind overpaying for everything, good for you having money to burn.

Go to the Vegas Strip Clubs and use your British charm and accent to try to pull some OTC or extras if you want, but remember that is considered prostitution and it is illegal in La Vegas.

I would recommend you an option; to select a lady from the Chicken Ranch Brothel, all legal, girls tested and background checked.

They have some PornStars to chose from and the girls work as independent contractors so Everything is negotiable and its supply and demand.

So its more expensive on a Friday night when is busy and cheaper on Tuesday afternoon.

Some real hot girls will not do it for less than $500. The girls always quote a high number at start of negotiations. They have different things in their individual menu and as usual basic full service is the bottom line and goes from there if you want Greek or GFE or PSE.

If you just walk in, they will get you a lineup of the available girls for you to select and the girl will take you for a tour and to her room to discuss the services in private.

If you don't work something out say “hey no prob thanks” and walk out back to the bar. The girl might stop you and agree to your best and final offer to make the sale. If not find another at the bar and negotiate again.

The Chicken Ranch is 1 hour 20 minutes from your hotel.

You might want to make an appointment if you so desire.

For example this Polish girl might not be the BROTHEL LICENSED COURTESAN OF THE YR. but she is pretty good in my humble opinion.

chickenranchbrothel.com

And this California girl is a good choice in my opinion:

chickenranchbrothel.com

Now to your questions.

Questions: What do you guys think about the option of driving or fling to LA from Vegas and spending the night there to visit a club or two?

How long approximately is the drive from Vegas to LA? I’m guessing circa five hours?

Which clubs, if any, are on a par with the best Vegas has to offer, any where mileage/extras are likely to be better/available? Any nights best ?

Answer: I think you should make this vacation an adventure and go for the following Road Trip.

Get yourself ready on Thursdays afternoon and drive to the Rhino in the City of Industry (3 hours 40 minutes) leave at 6:00pm so you can arrive at 9:40pm when the best girls are starting their shift.

Full service extras are possible if you and one dancer have chemistry, since you have a British accent you won’t have trouble finding a willing female.

Expect to pay from $400 to $800 for basic full service in the private 15 minutes room, a lot more for more time and more extras.

After sampling what the Rhino had to offer until closing time 2:00 am, you can drive from COI to Los Angeles Union Station (25 minutes) park in the Parking Structure ($8 per day) and grab your previously prepared overnight bag and take the train to San Diego or the the German Company Coach Bus service FlixBus across the street from Union Station in a parking lot. you can get your ticket and trip schedule in advance in their website flixbus.com

The train or bus will take you to San Diego (2.5 to 3.5 hours that you can nap if you need to) to one of the Blue Line Station from where you can take the trolley to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection - San Ysidro Port of Entry (PedWest) (20-30 minutes)

Pedestrians crossing into Tijuana at the San Ysidro crossing need to complete a Mexico Visitor's Permit (FMM ‒ FREE if the trip is 7 days or less and you cross by land) and present a passport.

That is all you have to do and and then you can waltz/walk to the Happiest Place on Earth (According to Krusty)

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Than take the fee limo to Honk Kong (5 minutes)

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You buy the discounts card at the limo office or the hotel cascades or in the Internet and make your Hotel Cascadads reservation

“Get your VIP Card at @HongKongGC, or above us, at @HotelCascadas, & save RIGHT AWAY!

⁣⁣⁣Enjoy FREE drinks, bottle discounts, VIP Room access & up to 70% OFF, at @HotelCascadas!

HKTijuana.com”

After “unpacking” in your room, if you are go eat something light at the hotel restaurant Azul, discounted with your VIP card/membership, then go back to your room to rest, sleep well and when you get up around 8:00pm , shower and shave, and get read to walk into the Happiest Place on Earth.

Walk inside the club and look around until you see a girl you like and walk to the girl you like/want and ask her in English, “Hi beautiful; do you speak English?” If she says yes, a little, or not, is up to you to start making it an interesting game to “communicate” that you like her and want to have sex/make love to her.

The only two words you really need to learn is “arriba?” (to the room upstairs) and cuanto? (How much is the cost?)

At the Happiest Place on Earth “Hong Kong”; Technically you are paying for her time; half an hour $100 to $120, for basic Full Service; anything more; anal for example is negotiable and cost more. Since you have your own room you don’t have to pay for the 30 minutes rooms, another $30-40

With the right mindset and realistic expectations, most heterosexual men will have a good time at Hong Kong…

Just be careful out there, wherever you decide to go and do.

And remember Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

After enjoying Hong Kong Friday Night and Saturday night if you want, you just have to ask the hotel desk for information regarding the limo to take you back to the border and walk back into the USA with your passport and visa an ale the bus or train back to Union Station and drive back to Las Vegas (4-5 hours)

Let us know what you decide to do.

:D

those two picks of yours are good looking women! but I bet their prices are way higher than I would be willing to pay.

@jascoi

You will never find out if you don’t try to make a deal and negotiate, of course if you can’t or don’t want to afford it is your choice.

Just remember

“Good service is not cheap and Cheap service is not good.”

“The Bitterness of Poor Quality Remains Long After the Sweetness of Low Price is Forgotten”

Let’s be careful out there and don’t be afraid to take chances and have fun once in awhile.

:D