Comments by JimGassagain (page 45)

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    Fuck of san_jose_guy
    Alright I'm(IME) in. There's so much other shit I have to ignore, I can lump SJG's shit in with those piles, too. So many ritards, not enough guns.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Failed Four Loko Flavors
    What is with all the kale propogandA? I hate kale, it tastes like bug spray. In fact on the ingredient list for bug spray it says "made with kale"!
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    8 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Question for our market analysts
    But what if you have no real skills and have to rely on a 40 hour work week as a stiff of an employee, and all you know how to do is show up to work and put away some of your paycheck like the majority of working class Americans? The stock market is the one asset class that historically gives an individual the greatest rate of return, so are you saying SJG that those people should not invest in the stock market? They have no tolerance to start their own business or do they have enough time to venture beyond their steady $70-$100k annual salary, should these people with no tolerance to start their own trades stay away from the market?
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What are you looking for in a strip club viait?
    So what #'s would that be SJG, 2 and 4? Or maybe 1 and 3?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Gassagain Live: Oreo Cookies!
    Funny shit Shailynn. The Juice bit is awesome! Seriously though, if anyone is around the end of March in Miami, I still am going to make myself Oreo cookies with 2 ebonies.
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What are you looking for in a strip club viait?
    Donna in the purple dress!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    What is the most expensive lap dance price shown on TUSCL for straight lap dance
    ^^^ And SJG, you've deservedly accumulated the most enemies on TUSCL. I hope you understand that.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Question for our market analysts
    ^^^ No, that's the definitely the one thing we can't call SJG, a chump. There's plenty of other names to label him; too many to list, but playing the chumps game isn't one of them. I think he is the all time leader in creating enemies with TUSCL members. That's one successful organization he's created; a laundry list of people who hate him on TUSCL. I wonder how SJG would survive in the rest of the country in parts like Texas, Ohio, Arizona, or Iowa? Those people don't fuck around with counter cultural attitudes like his. It usually ends with someone being dragged behind a pickup truck through gravel roads for several miles, and SJG isn't driving the pick up.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Question for our market analysts
    Good luck Meat72. You should know by now that lap dances are a chumps game, and you should put your money and talents into people and your own talents, not this ponzu scheme artificially propping up the markets with your inflated values. The quicker it crashes the sooner we get back to putting our talents into local services. That's where the real money is at. Buying into the market is like buying lap dances. It's a chump's game. Lol!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Gambeling on my Erections
    I need a couple drinks to numb myself from the stupid stripper shit I'm about to deal with some of these strippers. If one girl can limit her stripper shit and seduce me while pretending she actually likes me (she doesn't) then that's the ticket!
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    8 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Question for our market analysts
    Bump! I just want to see over 130 comments like the Juice mane.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Black Dancer Headed For Miami, FL
    I wonder if the Body Club would work for her? I'll let Papi chime in.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    OT: Future of Broadcast Radio?
    Most cars have satellite installed. People who want to hear higher quality shows with less advertising are going to pay for that service, therefore the revenue stream will always be easier than trying to sell crappy advertising space like terrestrial radio has to in order to survive. Howard Stern will always maintain some presence at Sirius/XM, so that crowd will never go away. Plus there will be other talk shows of high quality to help fill the void as he begins to slow down.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    strip club grade ads, bozo for owner, not to be labor secretary
    "Beyond the Pale" was the 6th album I put out and really established my career as a top comedian. It's also one of my most successful steps in my organization, grossing much profit. SJG are you sure you're not a fan of my comedy? You seem to promote much of my stuff with links, and even making references like "Beyond the Pale" a TUSCL innuendo as an homage to my career. What can I say? I'm flattered!
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    8 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    Marriage Used As A Weapon?
    Who are you responding to in this thread? Do you need someone to counsel you, because you're the only person contributing to this thread? This thread is proof of your disability....crazy!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    Who is crazier Sanjoseguy or Alucard?
    My favorite thing about SJG is that he claims to bash my comedy, yet posts links of JimGaffigan clips that are more than flattering. It's a great promotion for the current tour, not that it needs any promoting for almost every show sells out. Then he claims that I'm an evil bad person, after his psychotic spewing sod revolutionary discourse against our government, especially anything from the right. I told him I am liberal, but he has it stuck in his head that because i tried to be friends with him at first but didn't agree with him on certain topics(left extreme) that made me a conservative like Bill Oreilly.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Has JimGassagain actually claimed to be the comic Jim Gaffigan?
    ^^^ I don't know flagooner. It was raining all day in San Jose yesterday so I assume SJG had nothing to do all day but stay in his mom's basement trolling TUSCL with his counter cultural spam. Anyone who opposes his views are considered intolerant, and he like his liberal left wing hypocritical snowflakes across the country advocate violent protests against executive powers to keep or country safe. Lloyd Schoene is nothing but a liberal mouthpiece advocating violence.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Has JimGassagain actually claimed to be the comic Jim Gaffigan?
    SJG, wouldn't I use a different handle if I want my identity to not be known? Of anything I stated on TUSCL there is nothing incriminating about me that I couldn't handle my fans or family to know about. You, Lloyd Schoene, however have admitted to raping women in their sleep, starting a counter cultural war against middle class Americans, and sharing wants to putting a bullet into fellow TUSCL members(Mororhead). We still haven't seen Motorhead in months, so there's no way we can prove your posts weren't taken seriously. If anyone would be considered to be an idiot, surely you've not looked into a mirror lately.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Has JimGassagain actually claimed to be the comic Jim Gaffigan?
    Lol! Tears in my eyes!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Has JimGassagain actually claimed to be the comic Jim Gaffigan?
    Thank you SJG for promoting the awesome Gaffigan night show clips! Now I have any easy resource to find all of the greatest snippets condensed to one spot. I guess you're not totally useless after all. Rofl!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Ever fuck so many hoes ?
    Rick Dugan with a quick synopsis. Does it come without the guilt? No judgement here, just wondering?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Should we not take credit/debit cards to a strip club
    ^^^ Yes! For emergencies only. Like getting into a bar fight and you need someone to drive you to the hospital because you broke your hand, and have no cash for the cab ride (or Uber). This really happened to me so I gave you the short version. I didn't start it.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    Boycott Larry Fisherman!
    ^^^ This guy!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Has JimGassagain actually claimed to be the comic Jim Gaffigan?
    Zoinks! I've been outed. Well at least I'm not gay like that San Jose Gay character, who suddenly went silent. I'm sure the creep who researched my identity is having a real blast with my namesake. Smh!
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    8 years ago
    [OT] Favorite Nazi and WWII German General
    Passive aggressive again SJFaggit! You'd say "remove me" by my actions, and of course I said I could verbally destroy you without any action. I would start by marching all over your ass verbally like a drill seargent, detailing your childlike aphayxiation to the time when you were a kid and your parents didn't give you enough positive attention, causing you to cry like a butch after reminding you of your petty childhood. Then I'd shove a sandwich in your mouth and send your ass home. Would any of these actions justify you removing me based on my actions? There it is. The script for your pussiness!