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Comments by goosman (page 11)

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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Profound Truths from Rap Crap
    you guys talk bad about rap all the time, but rappers are making songs, specifically for the purpose of these girls to dance to them. Who else is doing that? I'd rather see some girls bouncing to the above song, than slinking around the stage all boring like to Cherry Pie or Pour Some Sugar On Me
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Body shop in Miami FL
    @PapiChulo, that raises a good question. While there are no 5.00 dance clubs, for someone trying to get the Latina experience, what do you think is the best dollar value for a predominantly Latin club? I'd have to go with Tootsies or Showgirls on the 2-4-1 night. Not nearly as much contact, but as far as value per dollar spent (one reason being no tip walk at Tootsies & a low pressure one at Showgirls), those would be my two recommendations. I think there are a couple of clubs a step or two below my threshold that are out there as well.
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    8 years ago
    Down to Miami I go.
    @VM from the # of cars outside on average , Wednesday seems to be the best weekday at SC, if you can adjust your visit. Although they're advertising a Halloween party, though I figure most clubs are today.
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    8 years ago
    For those of you who OTC
    Years ago down here a jealous BF came into a club & shot his girlfriend/dancer.
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    8 years ago
    Thigh gap. Yay or Nay?
    Absolutely not. I want those thick as tights smashing against each other when she walks by. I like women, not emo boys or the canvases for some high fashion designer's clothing on a runway in Milan.
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    8 years ago
    Down to Miami I go.
    Make sure anytime you are about to swipe your credit card you check the machine to make sure there isn't an overlay on the scanner left by some scam artist to steal your credit card information. Not everyone who comes to Miami, is pretty enough to make money as a dancer, so they have to find other ways to make that quick money.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Stripper Lies (From PLs)
    I have a consistent fake name. If you find yourself talking about too many real details you are giving up a lot of information to women who are in a hustle industry. Hustle a hustler, don't be hustled.
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    8 years ago
    Subraman
    Car key and wallet dating your sister
    Your SC standard by which you judge other SCs
    For me, Tootsies. If I'm at a club, the question i ask myself is, should I just have gone to tootsies. If the answer is no, then that is a club worth going to. A club doesn't have to have more girls or more space than Tootsies (very few clubs could match it in this regard), it just has to do something better than tootsies or do something that tootsies doesn't do. If a club doesn't hit that mark, then I should have just gone to tootsies.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    TUSCL PL's Top Ten Strip Club List
    From my perspective, the clubs that I haven't visited but TUSCL has definitely piqued my interest are: Follies (desperately trying to maneuver my work to place me in Atlanta in the middle of the day) Hiliter (and the Phoenix scene in general) Baby Dolls Dallas Chicas Locas Houston (leaving south florida for a club full of Cubans, doesn't make sense does it-but it does) Columbia South Carolina Scene New Jersey (kinda dirty club scene) And if I ever got divorced: TJ. Even though Tootsies, isn't my favorite club in south florida, If I had to make a worldwide top 10 list it would definitely be there. Phenomenal club, but on a day to day basis, there are some other places I'd rather go down here.
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    8 years ago
    nemesisk7
    Putero
    Russia the motherland
    There is a common russian scam that goes on in Russian bars here & I've heard goes on in the motherland as well. Girls entice you to buy bottles/liquor/food/etc., end of the night the girls disappear and a large scary gentleman gives you a tab for your night that is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over what the cost should be, with the threat from the large gentleman being pay up or else. Very common. The reviews here of the cIubs in Russia seem to very similar to the above. I would just stay away from this entire scene. Blonde bimbos are a dime a dozen, no reason to deal with some life threatening Russian scam.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    High and Drunk in SC?
    Many years ago, back when I was an amateur, before I decided to turn pro, I was at an underground spot that was a pay one price, for all food & liquor. So being young & dumb I did all the alcohol I could do. Dancer quality was limited, but when finally something that piqued my interest, we went into the back room where the dances were happening. About halfway into the dance I realized that I had no idea what was going on & just ended it because I was way to drunk to enjoy the dance.
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    8 years ago
    Water or Booze
    I would rather drink water or something like a cranberry & tonic that looked like I had a drink, but I thought it came off a bit weird to be the one guy not drinking (plus at some clubs the bottled water is more than beer). So I've resigned myself, to getting some sort of weak light beer, something that is alcohol, but not getting in the way. If I'm out with the guys, I'll get some drinks, but on PL mode, my focus is on areas than spending money & brain cells on alcohol.
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    8 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    What's the difference between stacks, racks, and bands.
    A band is a rolled bundle of money, held together by a rubber band. However, in this context, a stack or a band, is likely referring to a banded bundle of 100 in singles. In a money throwing club, you'll see white and blue currency straps (as they are formally known) from a package of 100 singles, tossed on the floor after the rainfall of money has begun to land on the fair maiden's twerking behind. But yeah a rack is 1,000. So a stack or a band, would be 1/10 of a rack. There is also metric to, but I digress.
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    8 years ago
    Wedding Ring
    Getting caught with undisclosed clubbing would be one thing. Getting caught with undisclosed clubbing, while not wearing a wedding ring would be another circle of he'll entirely. The ring stays on.
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    8 years ago
    Wedding Ring
    I had one ask me what I wanted to do here (in the extra solicitation tone), while she played with my ring. In my head I'm like, this...
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Invitation to kiss?
    I worry that you fall in love in the club way too much by the underlying themes in your posts.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Drinking enhances the experience
    @Subra Yeah one of my areas of "bad decision making" while under liquor would be involve a lot of money throwing, and saying "fuck it" to dancers that I normally wouldn't be interested in/want to spend money on.
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    8 years ago
    ajvj
    Georgia
    How many strippers are clean and maintain personal hygiene
    Tootsies is a pretty upscale club around my way, and I once had a dancer whose ass had just obviously been used for its natural purpose, give me a lapper, which I found out about way too late. But as far as actual body funk, I've only gotten that at clubs a step below.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Drinking enhances the experience
    As someone in a place where you can regularly see a butt naked woman, while holding a drink in your hand, its just not that big an experience for me. Plus if I'm drinking a little too much, it could lead to some very poor decision making/money spending. If I'm out with the guys, I'm guys on a party night vibe its cool. But If I'm in PL mode then: 1. It's an added expense which is drawing funds out of the $$$ pot that I want to spend on the real reason I'm there (i.e. I'd rather nurse a domestic light beer - not because I want the beer, but because I have to have something); 2. If I were to get buzzed, this could only lead to: bad decision making, bad money spending, not keeping my wits about me, and not paying attention to my wallet; 3. If I were to get into the car with a buzz after and the worse happens, that would wreck my life in several different ways. At the same time, I've found some of the juice bars over in Tampa kind of weird. But for guys who don't have the option to see that nanny, while having drink, I totally get the appeal.
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    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    Take a chance or a sure thing
    You have to try the 9. Could be great, or suck & lesson learned, and you never have to have that question in your head again. You never know.
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    8 years ago
    Subraman
    Car key and wallet dating your sister
    Maiden in Distress vs Spoiled Princess
    @subra "it's like she acts like she has GPS, but delivers like rent is due tomorrow and she's broke." That sounds like a phenomenal combination.
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    8 years ago
    Subraman
    Car key and wallet dating your sister
    Maiden in Distress vs Spoiled Princess
    This is one of those things that because I very purposefully stay out of the extras game, I don't have to deal with. I can't imagine being anyone's sugar daddy, but I particularly couldn't imagine paying out some rent money, so that I could get some really good dances next time. But once you start paying for pussy anything goes. For what its worth though, there are a lot of women who aren't strippers who pull the same game though.
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    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    It's Friday - you SCing today?
    Here is a legit one for you. A trip south to infrequent Papi haunts: Pin Ups on 87th & 132nd, Stir Crazy & Showgirls
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    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    It's Friday - you SCing today?
    Dammit!
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    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Reviews "Atmosphere" rating
    I take atmosphere to mean the vibe of the club, rather than the appearances or creature comforts.