Discussions by DoctorPhil.

How could he not be a thing given his entertainment values? ‘Member that time his fictional wife left him as sole caregiver for his fictional children? Really convenient the way that the little woman left...

Does Detective Dugan know about this shit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahxG3iPeVcU...

I am worried about Mr. Anderson’s mental health. I think we need to do an intervention. Many of you have no doubt watched the show on the Apple TV about Mr. Ted Lasso, in which...

Title says it all!...

Are you trying to tarnish the name of a beloved former poster? That’s kind of fucked up Mr. OSU. The real TheOSU claimed he was valedictorian and an inspiration for great Buckeye victories. Now...

Do you think it was in poor taste to try to get Hermione to sign this photo? https://pixhost.to/show/50/275230350_ew.jpg...

Mr. San Jose gets a lot shit on this board and keeps on posting. That takes some grit and determination. Even if you don’t like the shit he posts you’ve got to admire that....

As a Phil Public Service I will be identifying the particularly problematic posters of TUSCL. Yesterday Mr. OSU revealed himself to be sexually attracted to Mr. San Jose. I don’t see a problem with...

Mr. OSU reminded me that you owe me a trophy for kicking your ass in debatey-debates. Now, I don’t really care since you’re kind of beneath me, what with me being a space genius and...

Mr. San Jose, I have it on good authority that Mr. OSU really likes you. In fact, he seems obsessed with you. My theory is that he just wants to suck your dick. I’m not...

‘member how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife left him as sole caregiver for his fictional children? It was completely amazing how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife leaving happened at exactly the some time as Mr. Daddillac’s...

I think there is a reasonable likelihood that Mr. Skibum has one: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79016 I’m betting Mr. Mark might. Mr. Anderson and Mr. San Jose is more likely getting the CIA mind control beams. Questions: Is Mr....

If thee is one thing we know about Mr. Skibum it is the fact that he constantly posts random political bullshit and creepy love letter directed at Ms. Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg....

Ms. Marina V. Ovsyannikova née Tkachuk (Мари́на В. “LadyBallz o’ Steel” Овся́нникова; née Ткачу́к) has all the TUSCL bona fides. Sexy. Brave. Stands up for freedom. Got a 14 hour interrogation and 30K ruble...

He thinks other Americans are losers and that the government imposed fascist covid restrictions. That’s some fucked-up shit that makes Baby Jesus cry 😢 See here https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78861 for his fucked-up views and weap. Let’s...

Since you’ve welched on your obligation to send me a trophy for kicking your ass in the debatey-debates game I’ve decided that you owe me an ELEPHANT. I wants me a NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT!...

The Queen has covid and although I’m sure she will get the best of care she is not in the best demographic for covid survival. That may mean that her son will soon be...

Mr. Mark like to play the debatey-debates game because he learned logic, philosophy, rhetoric, and pool cleaning when he went to Trump University. But I kicked his ass in the debatey-debates https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78609 and he still...

Is it really fair to hound a guy off the board if he goes to fight in Nam, gets fragged by his platoon for being a dick, and then manages to start posting on...

As a sophisticated space genius and cosmopolitan citizen of the world yours truly understands Chinese names. But somehow there are many parochial citizens of the United States that simply cannot. For example, Mr. Dixie...

Does it both you that Miss Gu (谷爱凌 - Gǔ Àilíng) was born in San Francisco but then decided to ski on the Chinese team? Does that fill you with rage? Before you answer, let...

Check out Mr. Skibum’s posts on this thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78403 The guy clearly has a rage boner for Miss Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg. I guess that is okay since she’s 19. Not like his sick...

Great for fish tacos! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html You’re welcome...

Have you people heard that Outback Steak House is limiting customers to 5 blooming onions? What the fuck? This is America and if I want to have 6 blooming onions for dinner and take...

You’re driving along and you see one guy driving a ‘77 AMC Hornet and another guy driving an ‘79 Mercury Bobcat. They get pissed off at each other and start driving dangerously, like they’re...

Why do you complain so much? I mean really, if America is becoming all sad and useless and liberal and shit, why do you give a fuck? I mean really, are you becoming some...

I have an addendum to recent news that NASA has hired theologians to discuss the implications of alien contact. Specifically, a frightening story about a group of aliens that stopped off at a Wendy’s: https://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2021/12/alien-family-disappears-at-colorado.html My...

NASA just hired theologians to discuss the reaction to alien contact https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-enlists-theologians-to-assess-how-we-would-react-to-alien-life/ar-AAS7KE3 So…what do you perverts think the aliens are going to do when they arrive? My bet: they offer a perfect covid vaccine that...

I got me a Bible autographed by Jesus. As you would expect it was a truly wonderful and profound sentiment: Keep on Truckin’ - Jesus H. Christ...

I’d like to remind all of you perverts that Soylent Green is set in the year 2022. Think about that…...

Mr. Dugan shows up at the next TUSCL meetup. Since he is a legend in his own RickiBoi mind, he assumes that he will be loved by all. Alas, he has alienated many posters...

You can use a little known Phil Phact(tm) to get the vax card without having the icky vax curdling your precious bodily fluids. What you do is this: 1) Get the vax. This will get...

So yours truly was sitting at home at 11:30 as the day was winding down when I heard the doorbell. I turned on the porch light to see two well-dressed young men who asked...

I never get on an airplane because Bernoulli's principle might be wrong. What do scientists know? I mean really they totally thought the Earth was a cube until like1968 I know because I saw...

https://tuscl.net/articles.php tl;dr version: if you invite Mr. Muddy over for amuse-bouches do not let him use your lavatory. ...

One of the greats has passed. I remember this time when the great Sondheim replied to a letter from an aspiring composer/songwriter named Doctor Phil (yours truly, not the bozo on the TV) I had...

I found a photo of RickiBoi and he ex-wife. I guess she isn’t fictional! https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_12/22044.jpg You’re welcome. ...

Small town mayor does some revenge porn. Also posts black dick captions. https://www.the-sun.com/news/4076927/andrew-bradshaw-revenge-porn-charges/ We know it isn’t Mr. Dugan because he isn’t successful enough to be a mayor. Plus we’d have to assume he’s lying...

Building on Mr. Daddillac’s criticism of Mrs. Dugan, which was totally NOT a dick move because both Mrs. Dugan and the lil’ Dugan are works of fiction, I thought that looking for other Dugan...

What kind of lame ass university has a plant for its fucking mascot? Thought experiment: you force some lame ass Florida Man to choose a cage fight with a buckeye vs a cage fight with...

“Florida Man goes to Australia” Here’s the idea: you whisk a bunch of typical “Florida Man” types from the trailer park to the Australian outback. You give them appropriate provisions, like cheap beer, Chick Fil-a...

Black licorice tastes like shit. Also, there is evidence that candy corn is mad from navel lint and ear wax harvested from Afghan refugees. Stay clear of that shit too. Finally I’d like...

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/maryland-man-whose-attack-on-a-woman-with-a-semen-filled-syringe-was-caught-on-camera-sentenced-to-10-years Any regular posters absent? ...

Demented perverts in Tijuana wrote picture books about her! https://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Tijuana-bible-based-on-the-comic-Dixie-Dugan.html I have it on good authority that there are more of these “Dixie Dugan” books from days of yore. She was into some freaky freaky...

has anybody noticed how the stupid covid virus is only targeting people who refuse to be vaccinated? i guess all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. typical leftist bullshit. vaccinated...

although i do not condone the smoking of the weed or the eatin of the edibles for that is not the way of the space geneious i do think that some of the angrier...

raise your hand if you think dugan has “dated” this woman. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9655177/Naked-Florida-woman-tasered-police-trashing-restaurant.html...

since some of u cant refrain from making baby jesus cry i will try to change the topic in my special space geneious way. my geneious thesis is this: porno studios are making a lot...