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How could he not be a thing given his entertainment values? ‘Member that time his fictional wife left him as sole caregiver for his fictional children? Really convenient the way that the little woman left “the Dugan” just in time for…
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Does Detective Dugan know about this shit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahxG3iPeVcU
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I am worried about Mr. Anderson’s mental health. I think we need to do an intervention. Many of you have no doubt watched the show on the Apple TV about Mr. Ted Lasso, in which the titular character asserts that the…
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Title says it all!
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Are you trying to tarnish the name of a beloved former poster? That’s kind of fucked up Mr. OSU. The real TheOSU claimed he was valedictorian and an inspiration for great Buckeye victories. Now you have tried to imitate that…
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Do you think it was in poor taste to try to get Hermione to sign this photo? https://pixhost.to/show/50/275230350_ew.jpg
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Mr. San Jose gets a lot shit on this board and keeps on posting. That takes some grit and determination. Even if you don’t like the shit he posts you’ve got to admire that. I don’t really know what Mr.…
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As a Phil Public Service I will be identifying the particularly problematic posters of TUSCL. Yesterday Mr. OSU revealed himself to be sexually attracted to Mr. San Jose. I don’t see a problem with his sexual attraction to Mr. San…
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Mr. OSU reminded me that you owe me a trophy for kicking your ass in debatey-debates. Now, I don’t really care since you’re kind of beneath me, what with me being a space genius and all. But it is psychologically good…
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Mr. San Jose, I have it on good authority that Mr. OSU really likes you. In fact, he seems obsessed with you. My theory is that he just wants to suck your dick. I’m not going to lie and say that…
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‘member how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife left him as sole caregiver for his fictional children? It was completely amazing how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife leaving happened at exactly the some time as Mr. Daddillac’s trip to North Florida. You know,…
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I think there is a reasonable likelihood that Mr. Skibum has one: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79016 I’m betting Mr. Mark might. Mr. Anderson and Mr. San Jose is more likely getting the CIA mind control beams. Questions: Is Mr. Dugan under alien mind control? Are…
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If thee is one thing we know about Mr. Skibum it is the fact that he constantly posts random political bullshit and creepy love letter directed at Ms. Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg. My theory, which is corroborated by…
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Ms. Marina V. Ovsyannikova née Tkachuk (Мари́на В. “LadyBallz o’ Steel” Овся́нникова; née Ткачу́к) has all the TUSCL bona fides. Sexy. Brave. Stands up for freedom. Got a 14 hour interrogation and 30K ruble fine to flash a sign about…
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He thinks other Americans are losers and that the government imposed fascist covid restrictions. That’s some fucked-up shit that makes Baby Jesus cry 😢 See here https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78861 for his fucked-up views and weap. Let’s help Mr. Gamma learn to love…
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Since you’ve welched on your obligation to send me a trophy for kicking your ass in the debatey-debates game I’ve decided that you owe me an ELEPHANT. I wants me a NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! Gimme a NEL-ER-PHANT!
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The Queen has covid and although I’m sure she will get the best of care she is not in the best demographic for covid survival. That may mean that her son will soon be King. This is your reminder that Charles…
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Mr. Mark like to play the debatey-debates game because he learned logic, philosophy, rhetoric, and pool cleaning when he went to Trump University. But I kicked his ass in the debatey-debates https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78609 and he still hasn’t sent me a trophy. WTF?…
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Is it really fair to hound a guy off the board if he goes to fight in Nam, gets fragged by his platoon for being a dick, and then manages to start posting on a titty club web site via…
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As a sophisticated space genius and cosmopolitan citizen of the world yours truly understands Chinese names. But somehow there are many parochial citizens of the United States that simply cannot. For example, Mr. Dixie is all bent out of shape…
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Does it both you that Miss Gu (谷爱凌 - Gǔ Àilíng) was born in San Francisco but then decided to ski on the Chinese team? Does that fill you with rage? Before you answer, let me get some popcorn…. 🍿…
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Check out Mr. Skibum’s posts on this thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78403 The guy clearly has a rage boner for Miss Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg. I guess that is okay since she’s 19. Not like his sick fascination with a 19-year old makes…
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Great for fish tacos! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html You’re welcome
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Have you people heard that Outback Steak House is limiting customers to 5 blooming onions? What the fuck? This is America and if I want to have 6 blooming onions for dinner and take home another 3 for tomorrow’s breakfast…
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You’re driving along and you see one guy driving a ‘77 AMC Hornet and another guy driving an ‘79 Mercury Bobcat. They get pissed off at each other and start driving dangerously, like they’re trying to run each other off…
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