Phill the Matchmaker = Mr. San Jose Guy edition
DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
Thursday, March 31, 2022 11:50 AM
Mr. San Jose, I have it on good authority that Mr. OSU really likes you. In fact, he seems obsessed with you.
My theory is that he just wants to suck your dick. I’m not going to lie and say that there is no danger. People with this level of obsession have the potential to be dangerous. Mr. OSU might want to eat your liver with some fave beans and a nice Chianti. Or put you in a pit and make you put lotion all over yourself. But there is a chance you’ll just get your dick sucked. Would you be into that?
Mr. OSU, see how easy it was to just ask. You’re welcome!
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