Which TUSCL posters are most likely to have alien implants?

I think there is a reasonable likelihood that Mr. Skibum has one: tuscl.net

I’m betting Mr. Mark might. Mr. Anderson and Mr. San Jose is more likely getting the CIA mind control beams.

Questions: Is Mr. Dugan under alien mind control? Are the other ricks just space aliens dressed up as lions or whatnot? Are the white suits actually space suits?