‘member that time Mr. Daddillac was going to kick Mr. Dugans ass?

‘member how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife left him as sole caregiver for his fictional children?

It was completely amazing how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife leaving happened at exactly the some time as Mr. Daddillac’s trip to North Florida. You know, when Mr. Daddillac was going to watch some Dawgs kick Gator-ass and then kick some Dugan ass…

Kind of funny how Mrs. Dugan suddenly returned after that. Almost like Mr. Dugan was making the whole story up!

But only a sicko would make up a family to discuss on a strip club web site, so that can’t be the answer.