Is it really fair to hound a guy off the board if he goes to fight in Nam, gets fragged by his platoon for being a dick, and then manages to start posting on a titty club web site via medium (I think the medium is somebody that Mr. Jack “Spooky” Osbourne knows, but I’m awaiting confirmation on that one).
Also, what the fuck is up with the Cacaplop name? I suspect he was only a dick to the other members of his platoon because his parents named him Cacaplop. Imagine if his name had been Fred? Totally normal guy. Wouldn’t have gotten himself all fragged in Nam. Hell, if his name had been Phil he might have become a space genius and really contributed to society. Really… I blame the parents.


I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
Cacaplop, Cacaplop Oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop, Cacaplop Oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop, Cacaplop Oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop