Mr. Mark, where’s my fuckin’ trophy

Mr. OSU reminded me that you owe me a trophy for kicking your ass in debatey-debates.

Now, I don’t really care since you’re kind of beneath me, what with me being a space genius and all. But it is psychologically good for you to send me a trophy because it will be you facing up to your inadequacies in life.

No need to thank me for my concern. A trophy with “Winner of Debatey-Debates” engraved on it will be enough to help you acknowledge your place in the world.

You’re welcome!