rickthevulture

Seriously chess-playing-ape, you need to calm down. Maybe take a few muscle relaxers and drink a rickarita and a gin rickey. And then another…

BTW, does anybody else find it kind of sick that you apes refer to hot adult female hairless apes as “chicks”? I mean really,…

As usual it is rick for the win!

Remember Juice-Ape, Never never NEVER involve cubs, chicks, or apelings in any of your fun and games.…

Come now Horny Ape, all men (aka hairless apes) are indeed equal - to a reasonable approximation.

Of course, I am excluding my bud dugan…

Do you know how many sexy female hairless apes like to record themselves licking vulture cloaca?

Trick question... the answer is “all of ‘em”

Squawk!!!

Pshaw... you hairless apes find that shit charming when an otter does it.

Proves that otters > hairless apes. Something we already knew...

Squawk! Squawk!

Also, I don’t know where the singing pig stuff comes from. As mike-ape so clearly says, pigs can sing.

I met this pig named Porker…

Three things:

First, cash-ape deserves applause for liking turtles. We all know that the average turtle is superior to the average hairless ape.

Second, the correct…

Sorry not sorry ‘bout any hurt feelings... ‘cause facts don’t care about the feelings of snowflakes!

Jus’ living up to the rick motto: it’s…

Do you goofy apes ever think about the fact that it is pretty frickin’ snowflakey to be offended by a phrase appearing on a…

But don’t tell fredo. His delusional mind would somehow make bangin’ a parrot whore into a political thing. That’s what happens when you’re a…

Let’s skip over skifredo’s unfortunate outburst and get this thread back on topic.

If you bang a hairless ape stripper wearing an artificial parrotbill have…

Aren’t you apes supposed to use 867-5309 any time you provide a phony phone number?

Jus’ askin’ for a friend... squawk!

The council approached them about converting it to a rick room but they management balked about putting carrion nuggets on the menu.

Now WTF am…

Truer words have never been spoken my friend. ‘Tis great to be a rick. Squawk! Squawk!

Relax skifredo. I bow to your superior culinary knowledge. Or more accurately, I would bow to said knowledge if you actually knew the correct…

Don’t worry about getting the coronavirus from Chinese food Skifredo.

Even if one were to postulate that the insane crab logic that food from Chinese…

Just what TUSCL needs: more drama!

If you apes listened to the ricks you’d learn something we call “good think”. We dumbed the concept down…

Gsteph-ape, also there are recorded instances of cat-ape love 💕 it is mostly one sided. As long as you provide good food and clean…

Squawk! Squawk!

Don’t tell skifredo or he’ll a “askeered” (the official skifredo spelling for “scared”)

On the other hand, rickthecoconutcrab is a badass so if those purveyors…

Normally I would have simply asked my lion bud to go all wildebeest on their asses, but I thought I’d play the long game.…

They turned me away at one point so the council is pulling strings. Don’t patronize clubs that are prejudiced against vultures. Squawk!

Linzee, two questions:

Did you know that your name autocorrects to Linked?

Do you dig vultures? Once you go black (vulture) you never go back (it’s…

I don’t know what kind of creature you your Sgrayeff, but I have to say that I just can’t sympathize with you.

First of all,…