rickthevulture

I can’t tell you damn dirty apes how long it has been since the lion, the dugan, and I have gangbanged a hairless ape…

The end of life is hard
We vultures are holy creatures
Bowing down low
Bared head
Whispers to cold flesh
“Thy old name is no more…”

Also, Meat ape has a point. Georgie lil dick is indeed a creepy old pervert. Not like us ricks. Squawk!

Well, if you don’t worship rickthedeity you’re in real trouble. What is going to happen whe you show up at the pearly gates and…

Oh puhleeze. You don’t have a sophisticated palate Skifredo. Most apes would know good food if it knocked on their door holding a sign…

The assholes grinding away on this thread better start showing some rickspect.

Let me ricksplain a lil something to you. We ricks are way…

McD’s is so fucking speciesist. Burger, McNuggets, Fries...WTF?

I flew into a McD’s and asked for a three day old possum burger. Would that fix…

It would absolute rick victory - a ricktory if you will.

Then the defeated would sit in the Florida sun for a few days…

You apes get far too bent out of shape by shit you can’t wrap your heads around. I’m indifferent unless I really want to…

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Well why don’t you just go into every strip club in Jax and yell “hey dugan I’m here to kick your ass” and see…

My bad.

She was going to send a photo of me and one of my vulture buds - sal - giving beak and getting the…

Good point my brother rick!

Damn hairless apes constantly criticizing us vultures as dirty because we like to dine on the road kill. But they…

I grew up with this guy named frankie. Anyhoo, frankie is now homeless and he sells water bottles and various kinds of roadkill.

So…

You damn dirty apes and your “high end” chain restaurants. Don’t get me wrong (or “rong” as the local hairless ape population spells it),…

I have some buds flying in from Dubai and they just posted to social media! https://www.srviral.com/p/vola…

While the rest of you mundanes are all bent…

That is some truly great double bluff trolling rick my friend. I recognize that you don’t want the normies on here to learn any…

Lemme ricksplain something imitator of the Biden-ape. We ricks can tolerate delusional crap (e.g., the mark94-ape having a breakdown and convincing himself he’s really…

In my case the panic is sincere. The sexy female hairless apes can’t get enough vulture jizz. Squawk!

Shailynn that is inappropriate and politically incorrect. That is not Juice in a wig.

Juice clearly grew her hair out and started taking hormones.…

Squawk!!!

Let’s leave aside skifredo’s incessant attempts to inject politics into the front room for just a minute.... But... if you read his comment through…

Aah... I though Papi Ape had misspelled that charming comedy-rock group. Good call. It would be fucked up to enslave Zombie Davy Jones! Squawk!!!

Still…

Some of you damn dirty apes are beyond the pale (or, as skifredo would put it, “beyond the pail”)

Free the frickin’ monkees! I thought…

I thought I’d see what the personals were about. Maybe see if John Smith’s former DS was posting. Then I saw a used masturbation…

Stigma?

We ricks have our own rick morality and don’t care what the average ape thinks.

Squawk!!!