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Politics and TUSCL

Mindwanderer

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate _______ list for discussions about ________.

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elmer

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate list for discussions about... "investing and financial advice"

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Cashman1234

“I like turtles!”

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founder

Church

Elephants

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doctorevil

. . . going to the ultimate gay bar list for discussions about pussy

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nicespice

Stripperweb

Camming

...oh wait 😅

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YpsiMike

The Ultimate Church List for discussions about best FS Strip Clubs .....

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Goodclubrep

Conservative list about diversification

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Eve

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate politics list for discussions about strip clubs.

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twentyfive

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate restaurant___ list for discussions about The Olive Garden____.

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Eve

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate vegan list for discussions about meat recipes.

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TheOne&Only

dammit. Eve's first comment beat me to it.

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TheOne&Only

Going the the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics, is like teaching a pig to sing.

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datinman

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate stripclub_ list for discussions about Covid 19__.

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mike710

@gammanu. Pigs can sing just fine.

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whodey

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate Biden Supporters list for discussions about Trump's accomplishments.

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rickthevulture

Three things:

First, cash-ape deserves applause for liking turtles. We all know that the average turtle is superior to the average hairless ape.

Second, the correct answer is that coming to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate strip club list for erudite discussions about quantum field theory.

Finally, whodey’s answer is, as you strip club-lovin’ apes would say, rong. The ultimate Biden supporters list may very well report the same things about Trump that the ultimate Trump supporters list reports: they would simply interpret them differently.

And that, my ape friends, is an illustration of why going to the ultimate strip club list for an erudite discussion of politics is like going to the ultimate strip club list for a discussion of quantum field theory.

Unless it is a rick providing the information. If it’s a rick it’s right! Squawk! Squawk!

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rickthevulture

Also, I don’t know where the singing pig stuff comes from. As mike-ape so clearly says, pigs can sing.

I met this pig named Porker Wagoner who sang all sorts of beautiful folk, bluegrass, and roots country. Had a weird pompadour and work crazy spangled suits, but that porcine bastard could sing. You realize that he gave Dolly Porkon her start, don’t you?

Squawk! Squawk!

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Papi_Chulo

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate Democratic-party list for discussions about about being proud to be American

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CJKent (Banned)

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to The Ultimate Strip Club List for discussions about Politics.

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rickthelion

It is sort of funny how some of you goofy apes will take a thread about how silly it is to post about politics on a web site focused on fucking sexy female hairless apes and... wait for it...

POST ABOUT POLITICS!!!

Makes me want to laugh. Heh... heh... heh... ROAR!!!

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Huntsman

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate walleye fishing list for a discussion about vasectomies.

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