Comments by aks451

Find a new CF.

Not judging or anything, but I don't quite understand why conservative, Bible-belt Texas has so many strip clubs. I understand Florida with its tourist industry and annual influx of immoral northeasterners, but you'd think with all the high and mighty morality mongers in the bible belt, they would have found ways of zoning them out of existence. Or is it church on sunday, and boys will be boys the other six days?

The Old Testament is filled with lurid tales of incest, rape, gang rape, gay rape, adultery, sexual conquest and enslavement, paying "bridal fees" for the defloration of virgins, a teenage virgin lying with the elderly King David to "keep him warm," and this guy is asking us to turn back to the Bible? Well, OK.

horniest or most bizarre experience while lapdancing, ever had a guy orgasm in his pants, is that exciting or gross,

are you going to actually post the video somewhere, or is this a private thing?

How she got into stripping, early sexual experiences, what does she think about while dancing, does she ever get excited, ever had an orgasm onstage or while lapdancing, what does she look for in customers, mentally how does she separate professional life from personal, what does it take for a guy to actually get a real date with a stripper, can a customer ever become a true friend or romantic partner, or is it mainly about money, when is it ok/not ok to touch, what do you find turns a guy on most and keeps him in the lapdance booth (then have her show you)...is this enough?

B and C

Gotcha. Thanks, Papi!

Thanks!

http://www.southfloridagirls.com/ Yes West Palm. Not really a money thing. More like a time thing. Prowling around and running a system, I think, might take up more time than I have available to myself. Yet I'm coming to realize that life is too short to not get what you've wanted for a long time. This place seems tempting yet it doesn't feel right.

Two so far, one was a dfk / makout. Several friendly kisses on lips.

If I could find a place with a petite yet busty young blonde stripper that offers nude bed dances, and it all ended in sex, I'd be happy to hang it up after that. I could go to my death knowing that I'd finally experience what I'd always wanted. Ideally, I'd hear every song I like to hear in strip clubs. Little Darlings in Vegas had nude bed dances, and a long time ago they had the right dancers, and that was great, but I at least didn't get to go all the way.

All ganja ever did was distract me. It made me want to watch a movie, eat incessantly, yank it and go to sleep. One time I had sex with my girlfiend in college after getting stoned every day for like two weeks and it was like I was off in another world. Exercise is also really good for getting that college erection back. I've also found that if you breathe into your erection, or at least visualise this, you'll get harder and the orgasm will be more intense. It's a tantric thing. I don't know much about it, but breathing deep during sex will help.

A beautiful blonde dancer sat in my lap. Invited me to feel her chest. Danced a bunch for me, made out with me a la Francaise, aksed me to meet her at a different club in town the next night for "recreational sex." I chickened out. Nearly two decades later I still feel like a complete asshole.

One time my daughter saw the ad where the animated sihouette is giving head. She asked what they were doing. I said I have no idea. I never log in when others can see now.

Alexis Adams, Spencer Scott, Lily Rader

I brushed past this little fellow in a club in Texas a long long time ago. All my stupid bar stories happened in Texas. He said something I didn't quite catch, so I turned around and said, "sorry, I didn't hear you. Did you say something?" Then I saw his two boys behind him. I guess he was talking shit. He must have seen that I wasn't fazed at the three of them, so he muttered something and he and his boys turned away. I'm no tough guy but these guys clearly had more mouth than muscle, and I apparently had more muscle than brains back then. I went back to my table and sat down. Only now do I realize that had it gone badly, I would have had no help at all. Does age make us wiser, or does it give us more to lose?

In other words, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Thanks.

Trump is in this for himself, period. Evangelicals are backing a thrice married, casino wning, beauty pageant producing flip flopper on abortion. So called "taxed enough already" free marketeers are backing a protectionist who wants to raise taxes (tarrifs) on imports, thinking that will force the chinese to buy american toilet paper...or whatever. The guy is not a true conservative, not a social conservative, and not a supporter of free trade. He makes a living by reneging on contracts and saying "so sue me." He will dump the republican agenda the minute he steps into office and govern by poll numbers. He will NOT build a fucking wall because he needs cheap labor to change the linens at his resorts. Or he'll keep the mexicans out but import poles and czechs and slavs, just like he did when he built all those high rises on the west side of manhattan. And his proposals to fuck NATO (Think of all those weapons contracts going to russia, china, and european competitors) and start closing bases really ought to rankle pro-defense industry hawks. These folks are so utterly anti-hillary that they can't see they're jumping into bed with a guy who will literally say anything that helps him win, and win some more by screwing everyone he does business with. I'm no fan of hillary, but at least she's bought and paid for by wall street. She'll keep the stock market rolling in exchange for some more socialized medicine, who gives a fuck? Between medicare, medicaid, hhs, phs and the VA a huge portion of our health system is socialized anyway. How many conservatives are calling to privatize the VA? Don't they want the best for vets? And Is it really such a horrid communist plot to insure a few million more sick people who can't work? Shit guys, I'll back anyone who will take the market to 16 or 17,000. From what Trump is proposing, he will make every short seller and every dollar dumper a billionaire as long as they invest in and enjoy themselves at a trump resort. Who wants to bet he'll start renting out the Lincoln bedroom on day 1?

A stripper once took my number. Long time ago. She gave me a friendly call. It was kind of like a customer sales follow up call. I had no idea how to play the game back then. Maybe it could have led somewhere, maybe not. Another one gave me her AOL handle (like I said, long time ago). I emailed her and then got a reply saying that her husband had read the email and was upset about it. WTF!

He's learned well - spend other people's money.

No. Hell no. Fuck no. No fucking way.

This is one of the most open, informed, civil and non-dogmatic discussions about the Bible I've ever read. Would that all the wannabe theologians, scholars and pastors out there treat each other with such grace! You guys are cool. That said, some folks do treat the Bible as a blueprint for life, but they pick and choose the rules they want to live by. The third commandment says to observe the sabbath and keep it holy, Jesus observed the sabbath. Paul was a Jew, and so were all the other Disciples. Yet most Christian churches do not observe the sabbath in the way Jews do. Most Christians don't even call it sabbath these days. Many Christians work either on Saturday or even Sunday. The "blueprint for life" folks generally choose their "biblical" rules, and count who is in and who is out of their religious club, based on their own social and political preferences.

Feelings are just feelings. It's what you do with them that matters. Maybe find something you don't like about her, like a mannerism or a habit, something that pulls her off the pedestal. He feelings will pass.

It's not just looking at the female form. The great thing about strip clubs is getting close enough to smell their perfume, feel their smooth skin, maybe a taste here and there. I love the dancers who will breathe heavy in your ear. She says to you, "I'm so wet right now." There's just no experience like it.