Started seeing this new hooker and I really want more time but refuse to pay for it...I know theirs creative ways to have her come over for the $200 romping but what can I do to get we to hang out with me for a few more hours ? Order food ?
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Started seeing this new hooker and I really want more time but refuse to pay for it...I know theirs creative ways to have her come over for the $200 romping but what can I do to get we to hang out with me for a few more hours ? Order food ?
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last commentTime is money for hookers, just like everyone else. Maybe she would be agreeable to hang out with you for a Big Mac instead of earning money getting screwed by another guy?
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Cook her Jack's Famous Lasagna. Recipe is available for the low price of $9.95.
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Jack good you just mail it to me UPS or FED X lol
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Maybe negotiate like Edward from Pretty Woman? It helps if you're a lawyer though.
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I've seen dancers leave jackslash's house with a smile on her face, Juice. Pay the man the $9 95.
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Jackslash! Jackslash! Jackslash!
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Hookers are like carpet, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come
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I wish I was like Jack
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jackslash, if you were an ace friend to juicebox69 you'd cook a lasagne and ship it to him frozen. I'm sure he can pay you back with some zany juicebox69 merchandise! ;)
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Buy her an '82 Yugo, a highly valued classic car. She'll fall in love with you and give you discount rates.
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Play Monopoly and other exciting board games
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LMFAO you do know their is a monopoly tournament every year that pays a large cash out lol
Best I can do on clock is a full night stay for $600 that's $200-$400 less than the typical overnight fee
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