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Any ideas of getting a hooker off the clock ?

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Started seeing this new hooker and I really want more time but refuse to pay for it...I know theirs creative ways to have her come over for the $200 romping but what can I do to get we to hang out with me for a few more hours ? Order food ?

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londonguy

Time is money for hookers, just like everyone else. Maybe she would be agreeable to hang out with you for a Big Mac instead of earning money getting screwed by another guy?

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jackslash

Cook her Jack's Famous Lasagna. Recipe is available for the low price of $9.95.

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JuiceBox69

Jack good you just mail it to me UPS or FED X lol

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Dominic77

Maybe negotiate like Edward from Pretty Woman? It helps if you're a lawyer though.

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vincemichaels

I've seen dancers leave jackslash's house with a smile on her face, Juice. Pay the man the $9 95.

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crazyjoe

Jackslash! Jackslash! Jackslash!

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crazyjoe

Hookers are like carpet, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come

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JuiceBox69

I wish I was like Jack

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4got2wipe

jackslash, if you were an ace friend to juicebox69 you'd cook a lasagne and ship it to him frozen. I'm sure he can pay you back with some zany juicebox69 merchandise! ;)

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Imamutt

Buy her an '82 Yugo, a highly valued classic car. She'll fall in love with you and give you discount rates.

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mikeya02

Play Monopoly and other exciting board games

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO you do know their is a monopoly tournament every year that pays a large cash out lol

Best I can do on clock is a full night stay for $600 that's $200-$400 less than the typical overnight fee

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