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Call it a ‘header’? Other suggestions? https://www.xnxx.com/video-9rz57a/worlds_biggest_vagina_where_guy_insert_his_head...

Eat or Re-gift? I never bought one, never eaten one or gifted one. Just sits there for a few weeks and then goes in the trash. Who’s the fruitcake around here?...

A female patient in her late thirties, single since a few months, wanted to have sex with her gynaecologist. Ar one of her routine visits, she starts the discussion by saying...

Got a VIP with a dancer originally from China. She gave me a language lesson. Yin and Yang are opposites, the female and the male. The religion...

Had to pee but was late for a meeting so I held it. After a 90 minute meeting I go to the bathroom. What the hell?!? Three...

Studies have shown that AA women generally have a large ass and AA men generally have a large penis which makes copulation feasible. Asian women generally have a flat...

I’m not a big fan of Trump but understand the frustration people feel by the media’s hypocrisy. “Protect children” vs “Abortion rights”. “Child protective services should take the kids because...

Too bad there isn’t a club named Big Beaver nearby. Free advertising. Any better actual street signs out there?...

While the stripper you knew was on vacation to see family, I met her at a club. She was there with her brothers, who are my buddies from college....

Sometimes when I’m in a bad I go to the club to get away from reality. Usually the club environment does its magic and after watching the show and...

Shadowcat must have had a premonition. A few days ago he posted about wanting a memorial page for members who pass. Oh the irony......

I was recently sunbathing by the pool with my lounge chair conveniently facing the women’s locker room. After a few minutes, a woman in her 60s walks out wearing...

There are Chinese, Indians, Malays, Caucasians, and there are Eurasians. Why is it that the mixed Eurasians are almost always the most attractive? Jessica Gomes is a...

She yells at him, “You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers, you’d come in second place!” His snide reply, “If I’m such a...

As we were finishing a full-contact dance in the back room, the cute blonde spinner dancer turned her waist to get out of cowgirl and inadvertently let out a queef...

I stepped out of the subway and headed to the stairs. A fairly attractive young MILF is struggling with luggage. I offered to carry the luggage up the...

I got tired of reading the many useless discussions on this board. I now filter by only reading discussions with 10 or more comments. Thanks to all PLs...

I was very distraught by the recent school shooting in Florida. 17 kids dead and a disturbed young man who ruined many lives, including his own. I started...