Comments by Itsmytime

Just be glad you didn’t kill someone while driving buzzed, asshole!

By the time appeals are finished, Trump might be subject to house arrest and not be allowed to leave the White House. Come on, Man!

Sure, but will they be open on Jan 1st?

Drive to the club, have five beers and drive away…what an asshole. I hope you didn’t kill anybody on the way to wherever you were going. Actually, I hope the cops pulled you over and arrested your ass for DUI. I have no tolerance for such behavior after my brother was killed by the likes of you.

^could not…

I don’t necessarily prefer this type of experience, just different in that I made it to a club’s parking lot and didn’t go inside. I too do not like sloppy seconds, but after a shower together at the motel (and a gargle with listerine, just in case) she was as fresh as if she just walked into the club.

Let me be the first to wish everyone on TUSCL a very Merry Christmas!

Thanks, Jack. By that definition everyone on this board is a troll. So everybody needs to shut up about trolls, use the ignore button, and keep on keeping on. And yes, Flagooner, I’m an asshole.

^ puppies are cute

^just trying to make you feel better about yourself

Have the cloth seats been changed since the study below? https://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/BART-bacteria-skin-infection-pneumonia-6883158.php

Milestone is getting to a b-cup. I don’t plan on going further, but with holidays on the way there’s always a chance.

25 knows about the dicks of other men, he’s still trying to find his own. He gets it confused with a pubic hair.

With her mouth so full, she would only be able to moan for about a week.

No one died in the writing of the above comment. Everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction. I apologize in advance if anyone is offended by the post above. No ill will was intended.

I heard from his daughter that he recently died.

PLs are special with their own brand of misery, from being alone too long. You could die from the cold in the arms of a nightman, knowing damn well that your best days are gone. Picking up hookers instead of my pen, I let the words of my years fade away. Old worn-out bar stools and 'old worn-out memories with no one and no place to stay.

Preliminary cause is massive stroke late this morning. Fitting that his last post was a 2 am’er.

I considered using other posters here as the butt of this joke but expected they would go apeshit. I expected that Flagooner would handle it with class and I was right. Everybody else should chilax.

Lambskin is a natural alternative. I hear there’s a guy on here who uses goatskin

Bumper to bumper traffic in a snow storm. Windshield was iced and the wipers couldn’t scrape it clean. Passenger got out with a scraper, sat on the hood to scrape the far side. Car in front moved about five feet. I took my foot off the brake and idled five feet forward before stopping again. Passenger gets back in the car. 30 seconds later I haven’t moved and a cop knocks on my window. My passenger gets a ticket for ‘attaching self to moving vehicle’ and I get a ticket for ‘allowing attachment of self to moving vehicle’. $100 fine each. I couldn’t make up such shit.

Hairy teen pussy. For the past ten years it’s all been shaved. I prefer the original straight from the box.

That happened when the little girl’s dad found out what the guy had done. Or, he cut off his nose to spite his face.

Why not tip $1.85 before and $3.15 after? That way you can count your pennies and be happy.

Asians are the model immigrant. Work hard, study, get ahead, don’t expect somebody else to pay for your every want, assimilate, etc. If Asians complained more and had special interest groups fighting for their ‘rights’ maybe SI would go pc and include a few. Where are the Asian equivalents of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Do Asian Lives Matter? Yes, even to Asians...