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WFT!

Clubber
Florida
Just saw the SI swimsuit edition. First, let me state, I possibly could have missed her/them.

Anyway, Asians are 60% of the WORLDS population and not a one in the entire 170+ pages?. Really? They even had handicapped and porkers, but no Asian!

The end is near!

40 comments

  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    magazines don't represent women of color. all they show is white women. its their way of telling people that white women are prettier
  • Itsmytime
    7 years ago
    Asians are the model immigrant. Work hard, study, get ahead, don’t expect somebody else to pay for your every want, assimilate, etc. If Asians complained more and had special interest groups fighting for their ‘rights’ maybe SI would go pc and include a few.

    Where are the Asian equivalents of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Do Asian Lives Matter? Yes, even to Asians...
  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    I will dump a load on their heads for you Clubber! This is unacceptable
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    Clubber has a bleeding heart, and shit in his head.
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    @Clubber - Forget your asian fetish for a second, answer the important question - any Norwegians in the issue?
  • Huntsman
    7 years ago
    I think GoVikings is right. And unfortunately I think society generally goes along with that notion. Check out escort prices in a given area, comparing comparable ages and services. The white women can get the highest dollars on average. And I’ll the really high priced ones are all white. The good news for we buyers is that there are some outstanding bargains if we look beyond the white women.
  • Huntsman
    7 years ago
    I mistakenly added “I’ll”. Fuck up number 12 so for me today and counting...
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    Careful playing the DIVERSITY card, @clubber. Then we'll end up with an issue with trans gender women, butch lesbians, fat chicks, and hot amputee vets. The progressives and SJWs will run all over you.

    I agree slim white is often held up as the standard of beauty. @clubber would be more correct he disagrees with their hiring practices and prefers or has an Asian fetish.

    Don't play the SJW card!!
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    Go,

    Not true, there were quite a few black and quite exotic looking non-whites, at least they appeared that way to me.
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    77,

    As I did say "They even had handicapped and porkers...".
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    mytime,

    Excellent point. Even my ATF didn't ask for help and she was young single and on her own. She did live in low cost housing, but I think that was mostly a "cover" for the cash she was pulling in, at tax time, perhaps..
  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    Clubber...well of course there will be a few black women and exotic looking ones

    The point is the vast majority of women in those magazines are white and it’s not even close
  • SirLapdancealot
    7 years ago
    Somewhere in Asia right now is an Asian man complaining about how there are no white women in his Asian swimsuit magazine.
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    Missed that part Clubber, fair point.

    I think we're at the mercy of the hiring of artistic director of these things. Similar to Victoria's Secret
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    They pander to their target audience. Why would this surprise anyone?
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Anytime, anyplace, I'll be the fluffer for the models. :)
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    Go,

    You state "The point is the vast majority of women in those magazines are white and it’s not even close" Well in the US the vast majority of women ARE white!
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    Well in the US the vast majority of women ARE white!

    Thanks for that fact, Colonel Foghorn Leghorn Clubber III. Actual it's about 61%, which is a majority, but not a vast majority. And it's overweighted by your generation of geriatrics. Among young women that we would actually want to see in a swimsuit, it's close to 50/50.
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    "A fluffer is a person employed to keep a male adult film star erect on the set."

    @VM, Which models are you referring to?
    Did the Little League champions pose in speedos for this year's issue?

    You are a fucking sicko!!!
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    ^
    "And it's overweighted by your generation of geriatrics. "

    Are you calling us seniors fat?
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    Go to a retirement home and look at the faces. Then go to a high school or elementary school (er, not you vince micheals), and look at the faces and see the future.
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    ^ huh?
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    @flagooner, realDougster was completely elucidate, don't you agree?
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    I happen to agree with @realDougster.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Hang in there Clubber:
    http://i2.asntown.net/4/dirty-chinese-gi…

    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2e/6e/07/2e6e0…

    In the group I am working to build, besides paying my annual salary of $1 per year, member dues pay for our club houses and a fleet of shuttle vans. Mostly we use these vans to move the women around. But sometimes men can be moved that way too.

    Most of the time our membership will just follow local population demographics. But in your case we'd be sure to make sure you spend time in San Francisco, San Jose, and Orange County.

    https://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/…

    https://images1.ocweekly.com/imager/u/or…

    SJG

    Epitaph
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FW-N50U…

    Court Of The Crimson King
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FW-N50U…
  • RandomMember
    7 years ago
    @Clubber should take one of those sex tour trips to some impoverished Asian country and have sex 3x per day with desperate HIV-infected Asian girls.

    Hopefully he'll stay there.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Not necessarily, flagooner. I'll fluff the females and let Douchester suck off the men as he prefers.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Not necessarily, flagooner. I'll fluff the females and let Douchester suck off the men as he prefers.
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    Member “douchester” vs VM? Member Vm is a stolen valor pedo? Member vm w/ no a? Member VM’s lame come backs? It’s fun to member! :)
  • rl27
    7 years ago
    I think I have seen maybe two Asians in the SI Swimsuit issue in the 30 or so years I can remember. Part of it is the most Asian models don't match the body type of a typical Swimsuit model. It the same in strip clubs to some extent. I have seen a few hot bodied Asian dancers in strip clubs over the years, but still too many clubs tend to hire skinny Asians with very few curves.
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    "but still too many clubs tend to hire skinny Asians with very few curves."

    Huh? That applies to white strippers too.
  • orionsmith
    7 years ago
    Well either more Asian beauties are blessed with intellect as well and are more into other careers than modeling or the guys looking for swimsuit models and those approving the models are looking for certain types. Maybe both. The mystery continues. I haven't bought a swimsuit issue in ages. Is there a free link?
  • RandomMember
    7 years ago
    "Asian is the new black. No ethnicity gets shit on more than they do."

    I totally disagree. Asian girls are highly favored in industry and as life partners. I don't necessarily think they are more beautiful -- but find a lot cultural similarities. I've had many Asian SBs and real GFs.
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    WFT for sure
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    rl27,

    "...but still too many clubs tend to hire skinny Asians with very few curves." I can't say as I don't see enough to judge, but for myself, I will sacrifice some curvature for a beautiful face.

  • rl27
    7 years ago
    Chessmaster, with white strippers, even those with the least amount of curves, you still find at least some curves. With most of the Asians dancers I have seen, even those with implants, their is a distinctive lack of an hourglass curve.

    Clubber, I agree about sacrificing some curvature for a beautiful face, and there are quite a few very pretty Asian women. I am not sure what it is about the models they choose, too many of them are just slightly above average looking facially. At least strip clubs are better at choosing pretty faces.

    The last Asian dancer I saw that thankfully avoided the typical looks, used to dance at Scores in Columbus. There was also a tiny Thai or Vietnamese dancer who used to dance at Cheeks and Living Room in Dayton who, while likely too short for a swimsuit issue, looked quite amazing in a bikini.

    Interestingly Asian porn has some of the pretties and curviest women you can find, many of whom would fit in quite well in a swimsuit issue.
  • JamesSD
    7 years ago
    Did Chrissy Tiegan age out?
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    27,

    When I last visited Cheeks and Living Room in Dayton, there certainly were none there. :(
  • RandomMember
    7 years ago
    "Did Chrissy Tiegan age out?"
    _______
    She's mixed (I think) Thai /white and very pretty.
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