Comments by Itsmytime (page 2)

Pretty much summarizes the past few days of comments. Can we get back to fake veterans and child molesters so founder can scold us for being PLs?

How do you get the stripper who just graduated from college off your doorstep? Pay her for the pizza.

What does the stripper who just graduated from college say? You want fries with that?

Not since a drunk driver killed my brother and best friend. The driver got away with a slap on the wrist. Bastard!

DMV googles all acronyms and must have concluded that 'TUSCL' was dangerous to society. I guess I'll try 'SCLVR' or 'PL4RENT'

Do you provide boxes of tissues for my cubicle? What's the policy about bringing dogs to the office? How about homeless streetwalkers? What's your TUSCL handle? Do you match 401k contributions and when does the matching vest?

That she is really a he, and to find out when 'she' uses the men's restroom like 'he' is supposed to.

Go Shadow, Go. Hope you will visit Detroit in June.

Sorry to tell you, but it's an incest video and the guy is guessing his sister. If he's wrong, she comes out and he has to fuck her for the audience. They also do it with dads guessing their daughter, moms guessing their sons, etc. The Japanese have some weird stuff for porn, e.g. tentacle sex, but hey, some of the girls are really cute.

Tina 'Rio' Yuzuki is gorgeous

The other guides and toys on the web site are well beyond normal, but hey, to each his/her own.

An 'M' low on each ass cheek so when she's in doggy it reads 'MoM' and when she's on her back with her legs up it reads 'WoW'.

A tramp stamp reading "Your Name Here".

I keep an old pair if sneakers in the garage just for this purpose. The bottoms are sticky from the dirty VIP room and I don't want to track that stuff into the house. I also put a disposable paper protector from the repair shop on the car floor for the same purpose. Just thinking about what's on the club floor makes me sick.

I'm not Bruce Jenner, but I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Please help...

The restaurant where she works has an extensive takeout menu. #69 is broccoli beef with water chestnuts.

Late last night I asked my new Chinese girlfriend who works in a restaurant for some 69. She responded by saying the restaurant closed an hour ago.

The past tense of the verb 'to shit' is shat, e.g. I shat at McDs. Did you not learn basic English in middle school?

Who is the father of all jokes? Pop Corn(y)!