Posts by rickthelion

Did you demented perverts see this shit? https://abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-raccoon-found-passed-liquor-store-bathroom-officials/story?id=128054453 This rick would never go into a liquor store, knock scotch off the shelves, drink it off the floor, and pass out in the can. Well…it’s possible that this has happened to me or…

Ready to eat the traditional wildebeest and Brussels sprouts? The only thing this lion doesn’t understand is why most or you eat those giant frickin’ chickens when you could let the wildebeest flavor merge with the stuffing. Regardless, hope those of…

I mean really, you’re on here rapid-fire posting like all the frickin’ time. What is your malfunction? Did you shove some chocolate-covered coffee beans up your butthole and then shotgun 20 cans of Red Bull? Maybe take a chill pill and…

I think I found his picture: https://phun.org/index.php?id=20842&u=17

This lion’s rickvice to Baristafan is to focus on writing fewer posts but making those posts higher quality. One way Baristafan could do this is by finding his spirit animal. You’re not up to having a badass carnivore as his spirit…

I mean really… https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1ksls1d/lion_invading_tigers_personal_space/

…to ask permission: https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/1kf5azz/this_raccoons_got_zero_selfcontrol/ — I think ricktheraccoon may know this guy. ROAR!!!

Have you ever seen a parrot help a stripper remove clothing? Well check this out: — https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/40915123817/ https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/73522014643/ — That parrot is a superfreak. If he was wearing a stylin’ suit he’d be downright rickish. ROAR!!!

Sometimes this lion is amazed that you damn dirty apes ever went to the frickin’ moon. I mean really, look at Katy Perry’s new spacesuit: https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/06/24/katy-perry-vogue-world-paris-revealing-look-photo/74193734007/ How is that practical? I mean really, if she wanted to make the spacesuit out of…

What do you weirdos think about Jeff Bezos sending his fiancée into space with Katy Perry for her bachelorette party? Was he trying to keep her from banging the male strippers? Or was she planning something really freaky with alien…

Incels are the scourge of the interwebz so this lion is planning to help the incel community. Let’s take it as a given that any loser can get laid if they ask enough females. It may be hard on the ego.…

rickthegator is happy. Normally he is kind of pissed at those damn dirty apes in Gainesville for appropriating his culture (gator culture, not rick culture) but he likes a good basketball game when he watches one. ROAR!!!