Posts by rickthelion

Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel from his…

I’ve been getting reports of fake lions posting on the interwebs. As a real lion Imma go all wildebeest on their asses. The honorable rickthelion Chair, High Council of ricks ROAR!!!

Imma share my rickish New Year’s resolutions - my ricksolutions if you will. And you should view ‘em as rick solutions to your lives. 1. Drink more Jack. Hell…this rick put some Jack in his bubbly for the New Year’s toast.…

Did you demented perverts see this shit? https://abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-raccoon-found-passed-liquor-store-bathroom-officials/story?id=128054453 This rick would never go into a liquor store, knock scotch off the shelves, drink it off the floor, and pass out in the can. Well…it’s possible that this has happened to me or…

Ready to eat the traditional wildebeest and Brussels sprouts? The only thing this lion doesn’t understand is why most or you eat those giant frickin’ chickens when you could let the wildebeest flavor merge with the stuffing. Regardless, hope those of…

I mean really, you’re on here rapid-fire posting like all the frickin’ time. What is your malfunction? Did you shove some chocolate-covered coffee beans up your butthole and then shotgun 20 cans of Red Bull? Maybe take a chill pill and…

I think I found his picture: https://phun.org/index.php?id=20842&u=17

This lion’s rickvice to Baristafan is to focus on writing fewer posts but making those posts higher quality. One way Baristafan could do this is by finding his spirit animal. You’re not up to having a badass carnivore as his spirit…

I mean really… https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1ksls1d/lion_invading_tigers_personal_space/

…to ask permission: https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/1kf5azz/this_raccoons_got_zero_selfcontrol/ — I think ricktheraccoon may know this guy. ROAR!!!

Have you ever seen a parrot help a stripper remove clothing? Well check this out: — https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/40915123817/ https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/73522014643/ — That parrot is a superfreak. If he was wearing a stylin’ suit he’d be downright rickish. ROAR!!!

Sometimes this lion is amazed that you damn dirty apes ever went to the frickin’ moon. I mean really, look at Katy Perry’s new spacesuit: https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/06/24/katy-perry-vogue-world-paris-revealing-look-photo/74193734007/ How is that practical? I mean really, if she wanted to make the spacesuit out of…