So this lion was watching the Netflix and decided to find out what was up with that Australian breakdancer from the Paris Olympics?
Anyhoo, all Imma say is that I thought she was a frickin’ kangaroo. I mean really, all the stories were about how she was doing the kangaroo hop and the sprinkler and shit like that.
But it turns out she is actually a hairless ape. I bet there are some kangaroos that are pretty pissed about cultural appropriation. ROAR!!!
Replies (2)
How's a kangaroo gonna breakdance with short puny arms? You gotta cut back on the Jack while you still have a few brain cells left.
I mean, unless it was rickthekangaroo, since all things are possible through rickness. But if you're tryna say there could be a chick rick, then the dugan will kick you out of rickhood for that.
By the way, when rickdugan brags at rick meetups that he's never lost a breakdance competition, remember he will only compete against unemployed stripper boyfriends.
Join the conversation
Sign in to reply to this discussion.