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4got2wipe

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427 posts by 4got2wipe

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What do you tip for LDK? (That's lapgasm for MrDeuce!)

I tried to work some magic at a local non-extras club. Alas, I was denied. But she did grind pretty well and I managed to LDK. I paid $80 for 15 minutes and tipped her $40 for the LDK. What would…

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The sandpaper system!

In college I had a friend that used to take sandpaper to the front of his jeans. He said that doing this made it look like he had a big dick. His logic was that if he had a big dick…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 6

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Have any of you engaged in crazy porno theater sex?

I'm focusing on heterosexual activity. No disrespect to guys that like to do it with other guys but it isn't for me. But the thread about whether san_jose_guy is a satanist had a statement about Canadian biker gangs doing drugs and…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 18

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OT: I have an idea for a new system. The dachshund-pit bull system!

Now this is a cute dog! www.cnn.com/2015/02/22/us/dachshund-pit-bull-mix-ambassador/index.html

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 4

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OT: one last try at my anonlvone question!

Will I get a brilliant answer? Probably not, but this is fun. You don't seem to get my question anonlvone. I never asked for evidence that Hillary ordered her squad of ninja assassins kill Seth Rich. I asked why you are spending…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 4

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OT: let's try the anonlvone question again

You clearly like to take a lot of time writing detailed posts justifying you point of view and I'm sure there are people on here who appreciate it. But for me the ace questions are: 1. Are you actually trying to convince…

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anonlvone, why do you care about convincing people of your Clinton wackiness?

I honestly don't care what you think politically or whether you think the Clinton's have a 40-year history of killing people. But I am curious why you keep posting about the topic. Are you actually trying to convince people? I was…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 18

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What's up with crazyjoe?

We haven't heard from him in more than a week and that's unusual! So what is up? He could be working on a truly brilliant set of posts detailing a long road trip and describing every McD toilet he clogged. But I…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 9

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OT: RIP Frank Deford

He lived an ace life! And he let us in on the secret that professional wrestling is real and everything else is fake! BTW, to clarify for the too literal minded, I think he was joking about the professional wrestling thing.

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 1

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Coating your pubic area with neosporin = brilliant or non-brilliant?

One of the posts on the resurrected hand sanitizer / rubbing alcohol thread suggested coating your pubic area with neosporin. I have one question about that: really? After all, we have dipping your dick in listermint as an option. Isn't that

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 7

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Ethics of getting high

JohnSmith69 posted a "trippy" video that got me thinking about the ethics of getting high. I know a number of regular TUSCL posters get high (who would have thought that deviants who break one law for fun would break other…

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OT: I always knew that there was something wrong with Morris dancers

This is seriously non-brilliant. :( www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/17/married-businessman-had-two-year-relationship-girl-12-meeting/

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1

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Perhaps the crazier among us should release quarterly reports! ;)

lapdanceking82's first half of the year report brings up an idea. One of the things I love about TUSCL is the crazy stories. I've only lived a few of them, but some on here seem to have a deep history…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 14

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Detroit dancer named Ace!

Of course I am sure there are many Aces at many clubs,but this one stands out. Her actual name is Eunice, drirty blone or brown hair depending, used to dance at Henry's and Bogart's has a tattoo on her (right,…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 4

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One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses is working at the Bunny Ranch

Do you think it would be brilliant to fuck somebody that fucked Charlie Sheen? Now is your chance! www.bunnyranch.com/blog/sara-bentley/

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 18

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Pornstars and escorting!

Estafador's thread made me think. Although I doubt that Mia Khalifa is escorting for $140 per half hour, I wouldn't be surprised if she escorted. If we restrict consideration to girls who filmed pornos for a fairly well-known studio or web…

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These are some big titties!

Antonella Kahllos at a chemical plant may not sound brilliant. But it becomes brilliant when she lets the funbags out! ;) www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/antonella-kahllos-tig-ol-bitties

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 7

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It is non-brilliant to fuck on the beach near Mar-a-Largo

Title says it all! http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020679/only-in-florida-no-sex-a-near-the-mar-a-largo

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 6

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New big-boobed barista at my coffee shop!

You're missing out Tiredtraveler! Expensive coffee or tea made by pretty girl with big boobs = brilliant! No disrespect to lopaw or any other gay or bi women, but she put a big smile on my face, unlike Julie the butch lesbian.…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 9

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Reddit answers from current and former sex workers

http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020652/best-of-reddit-current-and-former-sex-workers-and-sugar-babies Interesting

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 5

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What is the worst type of piercing?

For me I'll just say that I find septum rings disturbing. And eyebrow piercings are also seriously non-brilliant! :(

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 15

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I think this is MrDeuce's kind of actress!

I've never heard of her, but apparently the recent celebrity leaks included this Nicolle Radzivil. www.kanonitv.net/2017/04/nicolle-radzivil-leaked-naked-photos Alas, no pictures of Radzivil butthole, but her tits are aces! ;)

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 2

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Glory hole: opaque or clear?

The recent "my wife wants to do a glory hole" thread got me thinking. Let's assume you could go somewhere where you could be certain that the person on the other side of the glory hole was of a gender to…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 9 13

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Did you know about extras before you first got extras?

Before I started reading TUSCL I thought there was "no sex in the champaigne room". But then I read the crazy stories on here. I never pushed for anything more until after I hear that there was indeed sex in the…

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Maybe JohnSmith69 has a point!

I generally hope that JohnSmith69 is exaggerating his marijuana use. But if it results in things like this: www.imgur.com/22w1AK1 My opinion of marijuana may be revised from non-brilliant to aces! ;)

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 7
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