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What's up with crazyjoe?

4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
We haven't heard from him in more than a week and that's unusual! So what is up?

He could be working on a truly brilliant set of posts detailing a long road trip and describing every McD toilet he clogged.

But I fear the worst. Perhaps he drowned while drinking from a bidet. Maybe he overdosed on Listermint. anonlvone claims that Hillary Clinton put crazyjoe on her hit list because he was learning too much about the Chobani yogurt guy.

So what is it? TUSCL needs to know! ;)

9 comments

  • warhawks
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    7 years ago
    He's working on his PhD in marijuana cultivation.

    I think he gave the commencement speech at Colorado State University last weekend.
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    A strippers husband came home in the middle of an otc session and he's trapped in a closet like R Kelly since last Tuesday.
  • warhawks
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    7 years ago
    He could also be laying out a map from NC to Colorado for a bus trip that hits the maximum amount of Circle K's and Waffle Houses for Juice.
  • ATACdawg
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    7 years ago
    He's locked up in a restaurant bathroom after chowing down on three dozen ultraspicy, diarrhea-inducing, superultrathermonuclear mega-hot chicken wings....
  • Dougster
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    7 years ago
    Took a massive shit at a new McDs and he is still cleaning up.
  • Longball300
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    7 years ago
    Dunno; he's on my ignore list.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    7 years ago
    I suspect constipation.
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    He fell in the toilet and was flushed down.
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    He's expanding his empire to include KFC in anticipation of the juice tour!
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