We haven't heard from him in more than a week and that's unusual! So what is up?
He could be working on a truly brilliant set of posts detailing a long road trip and describing every McD toilet he clogged.
But I fear the worst. Perhaps he drowned while drinking from a bidet. Maybe he overdosed on Listermint. anonlvone claims that Hillary Clinton put crazyjoe on her hit list because he was learning too much about the Chobani yogurt guy.
So what is it? TUSCL needs to know! ;)
He's working on his PhD in marijuana cultivation.
I think he gave the commencement speech at Colorado State University last weekend.
A strippers husband came home in the middle of an otc session and he's trapped in a closet like R Kelly since last Tuesday.
He could also be laying out a map from NC to Colorado for a bus trip that hits the maximum amount of Circle K's and Waffle Houses for Juice.
He's locked up in a restaurant bathroom after chowing down on three dozen ultraspicy, diarrhea-inducing, superultrathermonuclear mega-hot chicken wings....
Took a massive shit at a new McDs and he is still cleaning up.
Dunno; he's on my ignore list.
I suspect constipation.
He fell in the toilet and was flushed down.
He's expanding his empire to include KFC in anticipation of the juice tour!
