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4got2wipe

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427 posts by 4got2wipe

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Brilliant tips for juicebox69's upcoming flight to Detroit!

https://melmagazine.com/how-to-politely-and-discreetly-poop-in-public-65f2d9f382aa Should help crazyjoe too! :)

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 9

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No disrespect to those taking on skibum609, but I hope skibum609 doesn't become

By that I mean a target, not that skibum609 is particularly similar to either. There are no doubts that rickdugan is full of himself and does come across kind of d-baggy. He also says a lot of stuff that translates naturally…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 20

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Drinking age and porno age

I'm watching Jim Jefferies on Netflix and he just told a brilliant joke. He pointed out that 18-year olds can't legally drink in America but they can make porno. He pointed out that a girl with 10 loads of cum on…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 3

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Top celebrity boob flashes - which are brilliant and which are non-brilliant?

http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020147/top-ten-hottest-celebrity-boob-flashes Any additions?

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 5

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Does Ashley Graham have a Baywatch body?

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4282514/Ashley-Graham-dons-wet-T-shirt-exposes-nipples.html I think she is a ace sexy BBW but I don't think she can pull off a Baywatch swimsuit. :(

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 4 12

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juicebox69's recent post made me realize that I don't know exactly what rickduga

I may have asked this before, but I don't think I've every seen a solid answer. Does he just advocate making it clear that you have money to spend and are willing to spend it? For example, by wearing a…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 20

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Do you think LE can actually get any usable intel from boards like TUSCL

The ongoing desertscrub "I'll shove <insert power tool> up your anus" show is always brilliant, but it got me wondering about whether LE would actually post questions on a board like this. My theory is that LE basically knows what is…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 30

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Would you use a glory hole if you were 100% certain is was a girl on the other s

I'm not sure. If I was sure that the girl on the other side was a hottie it would be brilliant, but the whole glory hole thing seems non-ace! No disrespect to any bisexual TUSCL posters who would be ok with…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 5 14

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I'm convinced that this is a TUSCL poster!

http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020054/only-in-florida-may-i-have-your-attention-please For the record I do not recommend trying to get a date that way. Little 4got wouldn't like it either!

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 5

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I betting that this is a MrDeuce kind of girl!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4244662/Playboy-model-posts-naked-snaps-hiking-adventures.html Ace suspenders in the first photo! ;)

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 9

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Question for lapdanceking82

I didn't realize you were married. I wondered if your wife was in on any of your crazy adventures. You were the protagonist of the whole tranny hand job story. I don't know if someone else made that up about…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2 21

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OT: non-brilliant ways to be assassinated : (

Did you guys see that Kim Jong-nam was assassinated by a woman wearing a "LOL" t-shirt? Obviously, there are more painful and sadder ways to go than being assassinated in a Malaysian airport, but somehow being killed by a woman wearing…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 6

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Do you think that Rick the nuclear football guy knows the lion guy or the vultur

I loved the fact that photos of the guy that carries the nuclear football were posted on Twitter. The best part was that he was named Rick! The first thing I thought of was "I wonder if that's rickdugan!" Then I…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 3

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No disrespect txtittyfag(dot), but you aren't helping

Normally, I don't call out other posters or push negative viewpoints. If I put somebody on ignore I actually ignore them. I don't write any of the "I looked at the page and noticed that you said" posts to those…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 2

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Has JimGassagain actually claimed to be the comic Jim Gaffigan?

I noticed in an argument in another thread that JimGassagain was called "Gaffigan" several times. That struck me as weird since he uses "Gassagain". Has anybody noticed whether he actually claims to be Jim Gaffigan? Or was this just a typo. If…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 28

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OT: no BBB this morning :(

Some time ago I introduced a new acronym in the spirit of DS: BBB = big boobed barista Alas, the original BBB is no longer working at my favorite coffee shop. A few days ago there was a new BBB.…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 3

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Semi-OT: Favorite Recent Pornstar? Or just an interesting recent pornstar!

I've been a bit of wet blanket this morning in response to the Nazi joke so I'll try to balance with some positivity! ;) What pornstars from the past few years (maybe started around 2014 or later) do you like? (if…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 17

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Is Florida weirder on a per capita basis than other states?

Florida is a big state so you'd expect a lot of weirdos even if every state had a similar proportion of weirdos. Then again, stuff like this happens in Florida: http://straight.fleshbot.com/6019675/only-in-florida-burnt-sausage-castle Sounds like it was a brilliant party house! ;)

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 14

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OT: Little known historical fact!

A very minor point in a book I read recently stated that King Henry II's favorite court jester was named "Roland the Farter". I think Roland might have been one of crazyjoe's ancestors! Unfortunately, the statement about Roland wasn't well sourced so…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 4

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Wow! The golden shower story is (semi-) real!

When crazyjoe posted the golden shower stuff I thought it was completely a fiction from crazyjoe's warped mind! No disrespect to crazyjoe regarding the "warped mind" stuff. "Warped mind" is a description, not a value judgement! ;) But it's real in…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 12

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What is your top 10 list of celebrities that should pose nude in 2017?

I ran across this and thought it would be an ace topic for TUSCL! http://straight.fleshbot.com/6019443/top-ten-celebrities-who-should-go-nude-in-2017 I agree with all but I definitely agree with Emma Stone! I'd add Jennifer Lawrence. I know she's had nude photos, including some brilliant butthole photos, hacked…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 8

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Happy New Year to all

Here's to a brilliant 2017! :)

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 4

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OT: most loyal dog breeds!

#1 was the German Shepard #2 was Great Pyrenees I had a friend who had a Pyr. That dog could cover any clothing in white fur in no time flat! Can you guess what #20 was? That's right, the dachshund! I say they…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 9

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The dachshund system works!

I received two presents from the woman I went to London and Bath with. One was a t-shirt about training dachshunds. It showed little cartoons of a standing dachshund with the various commands like "sit" or "down". It had a…

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 5

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Question for gawker!

As one of the most brilliant sources of crazy stories on the board I thought I'd try to elicit one. You've said that you've watched your ATF and her boyfriend have sex. Have the two of you ever DP'ed her?

4got2wipe9 yrs ago
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