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Print business cards that say "I like to cum in my pants! It's ACE!" Hand them to strippers and see what happens!

You can omit the "It's ACE!" part if you think it's too silly! ;)

So have criticized me for my Dachshund system. But I have persevered in my conviction that young women like to pet cute wiener dogs!

You laughed when I added frogs into the mix. But now I…

I don't know if anybody lives near where the storm hit (all Florida TUSCLers that I can think of is from south Florida) but if you are I hope all is well! :)

I just read that Charlie Sheen was asking to have his child support payments to his ex's reduced (to $25K a month, so his ex's aren't suffering too much). I suspect he needed this reduction…

The 4got version of "would you do her?"

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So I just got back from a trip to DC and MD. Little 4got was happy to see me return and wagged his little wiener dog tail (and you'd be amazed by how high dachshunds…

I knew the water in the diving venues in Rio was green, but it's even more non-brilliant than that!

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Which do you prefer watching?

Both are brilliant but I actually vote for the standard sport but it would be better if they wore skimpier clothes. Maybe thong bikinis!

And it would be the most aces sport…

They were brilliant!