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4got2wipe

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427 posts by 4got2wipe

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Did dinosaurs have pole dancing?

www.slate.com/blogs/wild_things/2015/06/05/dinosaur_sex_t_rex_autopsy_on_national_geographic_channel.html Brilliant! :)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 8

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Have you ever jizzed in a strippers hair?

So I was getting a BJ and then I asked the stripper to lick my balls and taint! She's jacking me off while she licks my taint and I say "that's great, but slow down I might come too soon!"…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 17

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Monkey fighter is a euphemism for motherfucker! Brilliant! Who would have known?

Check out the etymology of motherfucker! https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/04/29/mother-love/ Go to the comments for "monkey fighter"!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1

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What exactly was that fluid?

I'm going to tell a potentially non-brilliant story! Today was my cleaning lady's day to work! House is a mess with still boxed cabinets in living room, but exposed floors could still use cleaning and area rug in TV room…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 4

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Out for a morning jog! Brilliant!

No disrespect intended for Caitlyn Jenner! I'm sincerely glad she has found a body she's happy in, but I'd rather see this hottie jogging in my neighborhood! www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/addison-goes-for-a-nude-run-in-the-park_86216.html Brilliant! :)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 5

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Would you buy a dance from her?

Brilliant looking woman, but downside the downside is that is suspect she isn't very tight! www.ftvhunter.com/jeri-deep-dp-video/

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OT: Johnny Depp facing jail time for loving Yorkies! Not brilliant!

Australia is hardcore about their canine quarantine! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/26/johnny-depp-prison-dogs-australia_n_7441668.html I guess little 4got will never see the outback!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 7

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OT: Custom Kitchen Delivery!

New cabinets arrived today! Delivered by a big black guy and a surprisingly hot spinner with light brown hair! She was wearing tight black pants that kept pulling down a bit when she bent over to move stuff! Nice ass!…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 6

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Hot ad girls - sometimes the Internet CAN provide useful information!

So I was watching the TV and a commercial for an acne medication came on that had a hot redhead it it came on! I asked myself "who is this hot redhead?" So I did some internet searching and found…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 10

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There but by the grace of God go I! Ever feel guilty when you see those less for

This can be seen as "money can buy happiness part 2"! A few weeks ago I met up with a group of friends for drinks and had a civvie date with me. We ended up eating dinner nearby. As my date…

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Weird Internet shit! Brilliant or not brilliant?

i was reading a story about Internet trolling as a cultural phenomenon and one example they cited was a hoax about "jenkem"! Have you heard of this? "Jenkem" is supposed to be a new drug craze! Kids inhale fumes to get…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 6

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Was JohnSmith69 speaker of the house in Missouri?

The Missouri speaker resigned over a text exchange with a 19-year old intern! www.kansascity.com/news/government-politics/article20822424.html Could it be that the dream stripper actually met JohnSmith69 while working as an intern and then took to stripping? Brilliant!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 7

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OT: Dachshund update!

Little 4got is still being a good boy and being cute as heck but today he non-brilliantly lived up to his name! I take the little guy out and he tinkles but then when we get back he drops a…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 2

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Anal sex day?

So I started posting here because my ex dumped me right before Valentine's Day! :( Now I discover a real man's holiday www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2PyQ09VR8 (watch it all the way through - it's brilliant!)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 7

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4got's brilliant list of things that SHOULD go through a woman's mind when she g

Inspired by the link Jackslash posted and written from the woman's point of view! A happy-go-lucky woman (call her Mrs. 4got) who also likes the word "brilliant"! ;) 1. Alright, Let’s do this! 2. I'm about to rock his socks off! It'll…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 7

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Topless protest!

crazyjoe posted a link to a guy trolling the Westboro Baptist "God hates fags" people! But I think the same guy trolling women protesting to be topless at the beach and the guys protesting against topless women was even funnier! Topless…

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Can exclamation points be overused? Perhaps in some circumstances!

I was reading www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2015/04/24/kim_kardashian_s_exclamation_point_in_her_armenian_massacre_tweet_what_was.html and it got me thinking about my own exclamation point use! I've long held that the exclamation point is the happiest form of punctuation! That makes it inappropriate for discussing genocide and natural disasters! They require…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 10

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Question for Che!

I hope this isn't out of line, but why did you choose your handle? Is it because you like Che Guevara? I sort of thought you might be socialist or communist based on your interactions with the guy who has a…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 2

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Pubic shaving and crabs!

i was reading about Mrs. Brady at www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/08/florence-henderson-crabs_n_7246404.html and it got me thinking, should I shave my pubes to reduce the chance of crabs? Most strippers nowadays are bald down there, so little chance! But getting a Mrs. Brady zoo…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 7

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Revised dachshund system!

I think I need to revise the dachshund system! I've had plenty of luck looking down pretty girls' tops when they bend down to pet little 4got, but when I suggest bringing the pups back to my place for a…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 4

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OT: how do you want to die?

The Elvis discussion on the other made me think of how I'd like to die! I say after a long and brilliant life of fun and laughter, mid-orgasm in the club! How about you?

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 17

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Any Detroit-ers get a dance with Zoey Monroe?

www.mandatory.com/girls/Zoey-Monroe/ It says she started as a dancer and then got into porn (you'll Know her from titles like Gape Lovers 9 and Interracial & Anal 2)! Any of you guys get a dance from her! That would be brilliant! :)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 4

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How long would she remain the perfect girlfriend?

www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p0bao_sara-jean-underwood-is-the-perfect-girlfriend_people I know that guys that regularly forget to wipe can't be too choosy, but I still say a life of video games, pepperoni pizza, and twix bars is something that only a man's body can take! He may end up…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 6

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How many of you watched the fight?

Was Floyd Mayweather really led into the ring by Justin Bieber? That seems extremely non-brilliant!

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OT: humanity litters innermost planet, refuses to conduct clean-up effort!

Joking aside, the MESSENGER mission to Mercury just ended! :( www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/messenger-crashes-mercury_n_7184510.html Brilliant stuff! Just smashing! :)

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