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Apparently folks are trolling Twitter by posting stuff they are saying they looted! One is calling himself Juice! https://mobile.twitter.com/_NotJuice/status/592888971111342081 Perhaps it is in poor taste, but I have to admit that it's brilliant as trolling! So, I guess it depends on whether…
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Little 4got is still being cute as heck, but it's hard to learn the schedule of the sexiest babes at the dog park! I need to pick a time and stick to it! Then I shall demonstrate the brilliance of…
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No, I didn't wonder either! But it turns out to be cool! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEhG1q6HT4 There's only one word for that -- BRILLIANT! ;)
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Clubber suggested she was likely Denise Milani! www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Denise_Milani What do others think? I say it looks like a brilliant match! ;)
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i was goofing around reading stuff about space on the web and ran into this! www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2015/04081101-a-moon-with-atmosphere.html Check out the babe that wrote the post! I actually googled "Emily Lakdawalla nude" hoping against hope that she did a Playboy "girls of" when she…
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For the Nepalese earthquake. I'm trying to identify the best charity!
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Middle-eastern guy asks girl out wearing fake suicide vest, gets suspended and can't attend prom with his date! https://gma.yahoo.com/teen-suspended-fake-bomb-vest-prom-proposal-stands-012342422--abc-news-parenting.html
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Took my little buddy to the dog park and he played a bit with some bully breed (friendly pit bull cross)! While the playing was going on I had a nice chat with a curly haired blonde with nice tits!…
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Little 4got is mostly being a good puppy, but we had an incident last night where the little guy used the rug as his piddle place shortly after we got back in the house! Probably no more than 10 minutes…
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This looks brilliant! www.mandatory.com/2014/04/30/10-of-the-worlds-weirdest-strip-clubs/ How many of you have been to the spaceship place? Once little 4got2usethepapers is housebroken I need to do a road trip!
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i just got a dachshund puppy! His alias right now is 4got2usethepapers and we've become good buds! He's cute as heck and he's going to help me pick up pretty girls in the park! ;)
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You know, because they're so stoned! That would be brilliant! ;)
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I was wondering why CrazyJoe posted more than 100 replies on a random rickdugan thread! But it looks like CrazyJoe now has 10,069 posts! Brilliant!
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Recommendation- do not Jack off in a supermarket and flick your jizm on a woman you don't know! http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/16/porn-addict-disney-worker-charged-for-masturbating-in-supermarket-and-throwing-semen-on-woman-5152567/
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Delta's facebook got hacked with an oral sex post! What do you think about the penis fish? I found them disturbing! http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/11/flying-low-airline-posts-about-oral-sex-on-its-official-facebook-page-5058015/ I'm not sure they're brilliant enough to keep track of my SkyMiles if the can't even keep their facebook secure!
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I loved high school! I could get A's without studying! My parents had no expectations of me! I even dated a cheerleader! It was brilliant! ;) Now it is filled with hot teachers that want to fuck you! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/02/kayla-mooney-teacher-sex_n_6992046.html It would be…
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I wonder if the mom in this story is a stripper! (No disrespect to Diva or poledancer who are just brilliant!) http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520 Executive summary: 1. Mom provides alcohol and pot for 16-year old daughter and friends! 2. Mom plays naked twister! 3. Mom fucks one…
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The brilliant is followed by a question mark because I'm not convinced they're actual McKinney boobs! What do you think? ;) http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/04/14/alleged-charlotte-mckinney-leaked-pics-day
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There was a post earlier about his "hate list"! I looked up his profile and there was a huge list that appeared to be in code! But the whole thing was a put on, right? After all, he starts out…
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Check out this video - two naked women lying on top of each other and bodypainted like a chameleon! I'm not sure whether I should jack off or go to the reptile store! Well, I admit that was a joke…
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Have you ever considered going down to the crossroads to sell your soul? What would you sell your soul for? I considered getting devil eyes that mesmerize hot girls! But that idea is a little too close to roofies for comfort.…
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I checked on the number of up vs down votes for different definitions of LDK over at urbandictionary and found that "Lenadoon dog killers, crazy cunts that kill dogs" now has 163 up vs 50 down but the much more…
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www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-comedian-farah-brook-talks-stranger-kissing-viral-video-article-1.2172108 I'd have groped her breasts and told her they were brilliant! ;)
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I've learned that dipping your dick in listermint cures STDs! I did not know that and it is a brilliant factoid! ;) How about you? What have you learned?
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Woman wearing a T-shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the words "Dropping a load" defecated in a K-mart! http://gawker.com/woman-wearing-dropping-a-load-shirt-busted-pooping-in-1695283803 It would be brilliant if she was crazyjoe's girlfriend! ;)
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