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4got2wipe

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427 posts by 4got2wipe

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Corny but brilliant jokes!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married! The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent! ;)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 30

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Another brilliant approach to the LDK! You might even call it an LDK system!

Have you guys read the liquid lapdance thread? It included the suggestion below! "I have a simpler system. I wear a condom that is lubed on the inside and held on with a rubber band that is twisted in a figure…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 5

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Inspired by MrDeuce's posts!

Big boob aerobics is brilliant! http://cliphunter.com/w/1081424/Playboys_Big_Boob_Aerobics

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 3 8

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Who's eating burgers and hot dogs today?

Little 4got2usethepapers and I are both going to chow down on some good American food! 4got2ribbitt is chowing down on crickets! Have a brilliant 4th!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 3

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Running the dachshund system at Panera!

Had a brilliant morning hanging out with little 4got2usethepapers watching sexy girls at Panera! Sometimes good clean fun is just brilliant!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 3

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Underboob is brilliant!

Check this out! http://i.imgur.com/tnmDmfO.jpg

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 6

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Non-brilliant way to get a boner! Don't do this!

Apparently some frogs have aphrodisiac secretions, but they can also cause heart attacks! www.slate.com/blogs/wild_things/2015/06/29/aphrodisiacs_derived_from_toads_are_poisonous_not_sexy.html 4got2ribbitt is not one of the species listed and I better not find any of you guys in my house licking my frog!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 3 3

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Proper terminology: taint vs gooch vs grundle

I've always viewed taint as a unisex term, indicating the skin between balls and asshole in men and between the "giney and the heinie" on women! But Rech prefers grundle for men! Opinion seems split at urban dictionary, but I did…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 8 4

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Tiger Woods is a charming guy! Not!

Check this out! http://deadspin.com/should-you-fuck-tiger-woods-1715195286 Check out the encounter with Mindy Lawton! She was on the rag so he had her pull down her underwear, pull out the tampon, and fucked her up against his Escalade in a church parking lot! Then…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 6

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OT: Should I get little 4got2ribbitt a frog buddy?

Little 4got2usethepapers was watching the frog after he jumped and it made me think I needed more frog activity in the house! I'm opening the thread to get brilliant frog name ideas! What do you guys think I should call…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 5

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CNN thinks ISIS is marching in the London Pride parade!

Turns out the "ISIS flag" was covered in dildo and butt plug images, not Arabic text! Brilliant! www.brobible.com/life/article/cnn-isis-dildo-butt-plug/

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 2

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TUSCL in Esperanto day!

Estas nur brila! :) (Google translate is brilliant!)

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For Motorhead!

A bit before my time when it first came out but a fitting elegy for the people who OD'ed that you wrote about in your last post :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pPLeXsd9A

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 1

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Rech's avatar

Is there a web site where you can create an image of a woman that has a random word for a tramp stamp? If so, brilliant! If not, that must mean he paid some poor stripper to tattoo "Rechthaberei" on…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 2

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Butt song from hell!

I'm not sure whether this is on topic or not, since butts are a popular topic around here! It turns out that one of the sinners in Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" has music written on his ass! Befitting the…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 4

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The dachshund-frog system works!

Civvie date last night! Italian food, wine, and home to meet little forgot! My house is still a remodel disaster area, but little 4got's cuteness overcame the boxes with cabinets still being stored in living room! This morning it was…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 10 4

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OT: anybody else have amphibian pets?

Little 4got2ribbitt has been hopping around his cage, clinging to the glass, eating crickets, and generally having a good old frog time! Brilliant! :) Any of you guy have an amphibian pal? As a kid I had a pet tiger salamander!…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 3 4

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Thanks san_jose_guy!

The urban dictionary definition for "oops" that san_jose_guy linked to was just brilliant! I especially love how it was submitted by "Child Hatter"! Thanks for the laughs san_jose_guy! :) oops (v) to engage in sexual intercourse with the intent, unbeknownst to…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 2

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OT: for crazyjoe! Space poop is brilliant!

Check it out http://io9.com/read-what-happens-when-astronauts-poop-their-pants-in-s-471427022

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 3

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You can't trust anybody!

Turns out the raccoon riding an alligator might be fake! Not brilliant! www.cbc.ca/news/trending/florida-man-s-photo-of-a-raccoon-riding-an-alligator-might-be-fake-1.3114781

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 5

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OT: Pizza Hut is brilliant!

Ever had a problem deciding between ordering a hot dog or a pizza? Now you don't need to decide! Brilliant! www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/06/11/hot-dog-stuffed-pizza-coming--pizza-hut/71055186/

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 1

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The frog system!

Yesterday I got a pet frog and set up a terrarium for the little guy and gave him some crickets! I'm thinking of calling him "Froggie" or "4got2ribbitt"! OK, the latter is a joke, and little 4got's real name isn't…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 18

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Was I being a jerk!

Went out on an actual date last night for Mexican food! Woman notices me looking at the waitress! I admit that I like the fact that waitress is wearing tight shorts! Not a brilliant end to the evening! :(

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 18

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OT: not a brilliant product!

www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/06/05/penny_in_yo_pants_the_new_indiegogo_campaign_to_help_you_bike_in_a_skirt.html I want a product that helps me see up womens' skirts, not new technologies to hamper the ogling! ;)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 3

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OT: Book review by sharkhunter!

I was looking for reading material on Amazon and I ran across www.amazon.com/Does-Ever-Speak-through-CATS-ebook/dp/B00M7GOZ1K I was actually looking for Sci fi, but the I saw a review about how a fellow was telepathically contacted by a cat that claimed to be the…

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