I think I need to revise the dachshund system! I've had plenty of luck looking down pretty girls' tops when they bend down to pet little 4got, but when I suggest bringing the pups back to my place for a play date it hasn't ended up in the bedroom! Not brilliant! :(
Any ideas for an improved system! I figure any creature as cute as little 4got has got to help get me some tail! ;)
Ask if her nipples are pink or brown
Carry a travois and a cut down baseball bat. When they bend over, bop them on the head, lay them in the travois and hitch up the dachshund. Problem solved!
Scrap that idea...wear your polyester jogging suit. Have a box of Franzia available. Get her drinking. Get her to try out your new jogging pants for a dry hump. Then she will definitely want a wet hump... Move her in. Take her to the club and teach her how to bring home the bacon...Sit at home with a cigar and a drank
This was a semi-serious question but the joke answers are still brilliant! ;) thx guys!
