Comments by 4got2wipe (page 12)

Brilliant point RandomMember!

Joking aside, I would ask “WWRDD?” The answer: Drink enough that you don’t notice the smell! But don’t drive afterward unless you’re actually rickdugan. That guy knows how to drive with a buzz on. Wait, maybe the other rick’s can also drive brilliantly after drinking. Has anybody seen a drunken barnacle in a suit driving an SUV?

Lysol? Febreze? WTF? I thought the universal solution was Listermint!

Of course, the big issue is how different people define “troll”. However, if we use the definition of “troll” used by those who complain the most about trolling we’d discuss: 4. How sad people who LDK are. :( 5. How great Donald Trump is! 6. How pathetic stripper boyfriends are! 7. How scary “the caravan” is! 8. How pictures of some girl with big tits broke the internet! 9. How obnoxious the trolls are! Wait, there is a problem with number 9 — how can you complain about trolls without trolls posting? Here’s my philosophy: 1. Post what you want, if people don’t like it they can use the ignore feature! 2. Cum in your pants if you want. The only person with a right to complain is your dry cleaner! 3. Post more crazy stories! TUSCL was brilliant when people actually told crazy stories about their strip club experiences! ;)

I always found that song sad but if it works for you I say “brilliant!” Eat some turkey and have fun! ;)

And Lil_Baller100, the reflective post followed by “wha da fuck? did i just have a seizure?” joke was aces! Some people may call that trolling. But in the 4got book it’s just making a funny joke! ;)

No disrespect April9424, but I think we all know what the “troll agenda” is. Everybody who posts on the internet ultimately wants some reaction to what they post. It is often easier to say something that will get a negative reaction than it is to come up with something constructive to say. So, if a person feels that it is critical for them get a reaction, they have a way to do that: trolling! Take BBBC for example. He is trying to get a reaction by posting a dick pic. You might say “seems kind of non-brilliant to post a dick pic as your avatar on a discussion board frequented by heterosexual males” (no disrespect to the dancers and any bi or lesbian posters, just saying the majority of posters here are heterosexual males) But that’s the point. BBBC really needs people to acknowledge his existence. I just did so. He’s happy and it is no sweat off my back.

I’m not sure about the original question, but I do think the NJBalla vs WILLYSGOTAWOMAN fight is brilliant stuff!

I thought it was “up the butthole” But I guess the Catholics say that doesn’t count.

nicespice comment = brilliant! Horsefucking Florida man = not brilliant :( My only question: what is the horsefucking Florida man’s TUSCL handle?

Ace story goldmongerATL!

ATACdawg and jester214, it is non-brilliant to attack flagooner. He may be a drooling old man that tries to fuck fruit cups in the rest home dining room but he THINKS he’s an expert in immigration law. Let to old fella have his illusions! ;)

flagooner, it is a sign that bits of fruit are lodged in your urethra. That’s what happens when you spend all of your waking hours using a fruit cup as a sex toy. Just dip your dick in listermint and let it dissolve the fruit lodged up there. And stop fucking fruit cups in the rest home dining room when everybody else is eating. The staff say it is completely non-brilliant!

NinaBambina has an imitation troll. Not brilliant! I don't see the point in another account that refers to Nicole1994 as "nicokehead".

*clothes Though I wouldn't put it past flagooner to carry around cloths. Some people start acting peculiar when they reach a certain age! ;)

Relax flagooner, we're all weirdos to some degree. I'm just saying that my craziness is licking sexy girl butthole and hanging out with dachshunds. Apparently your weirdness is following random guys that you meet in parking lots, removing your cloths, and giving them your money and cloths. We can let other TUSCL posters decide which of those is brilliant weirdness and which is non-brilliant weirdness! ;)

To be fair wallanon, it sounded more like he wanted to buy a Jeep from the two parking lot guys. On the other hand, what kind of weirdo has a chance to hook up and then decides to follow two parking lot weirdos to look at a Jeep in the wee hours of the morning? Wait, I know this: flagooner in his youth! Apparently he used to make many non-brilliant decisions! Glad you’ve calmed down and just focus on the fruit cups in the rest home flagooner. It’s safer! ;)

tuscl666, screwing the cooks girlfriend in the VIP = not brilliant! You have to know that your BBQ sandwich was boogers and cum in Arby’s sauce on a bun!

juicebox69, was it actually jizz all three times? Perhaps the first two times were Arby’s sauce and the third was jizz. Or perhaps the first two times were jizz and the third was Arby’s sauce. That would work if she really doesn’t mind jizz but hates the Arby’s sauce! Brilliant minds want to know! ;)

Question: has anybody else tried Arby’s aauce as cologne? I just wonder whether girls just like Arby’s sauce or if juicebox69 is some freak of nature who secretes a super-pheromone when he rubs Arby’s sauce on his skin! Regardless of the truth it is clear that juicebox69 leads a brilliant life! ;)

The more brilliant question is what do you use for lube? Here are my guesses: juicebox69: Arby’s sauce TheeOSU: the tears he cries when he reads san_jose_guy posts san_jose_guy: gravy Others?

nicespice, accusing people of being unpopular posters is a common but non-brilliant troll tactic. TheeOSU may believe what he says but he seems hamstrung by the conundrum of “I hate reading san_jose_guy posts but I won’t put san_jose_guy on ignore” Do you really think he knows anything about anything? (Except burning cars after Michigan games, of course)

TheeOSU, of course you’re entitled to your opinion. I’m just saying that acting on your opinion is self-defeating if the only solution you find acceptable is for san_jose_guy to change his behavior. You do realize that you can control your own behavior but cannot control san_jose_guy’s behavior, don’t you? Regarding the being honest with myself about being zipman, if you really think I’m zipman shouldn’t that be “Be honest with others”. After all, if I was somebody else I would know. The issue is what I tell others! ;) Seriously TheeOSU, Ohio State is an excellent state university. If you actually went there you obviously didn’t pay attention in logic 101. Were you one of the weirdos they show burning cars after a loss to Michigan? Or were you a weirdo that burned cars after a win in the Michigan game? Or both? One constant thing about Buckeyes is that cars are going to burn after a Michigan game! Alas, being a car burning weirdo is not the best major at OSU. Evidence: the fact that TheeOSU gets worked up about san_jose_guy when there is an obvious solution.

But I’ll ask two questions: Did you see the South Park where Cartman had a “phonics monkey” that helped him learn to spell? Did you use a phonics monkey to learn to spell?

Brilliant stuff juicebox69! You should publish a book called “Wisdom of the Juice Box: the life and times of a true weirdo pervert” (no disrespect - being a weirdo pervert is not a problem as long as it is all consenting adults)