Why not just jack off?

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Seriously why not just jack off?

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jester214
6 years ago
Why go out to eat when you can just make food at home?
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
I do lol
NJBalla
6 years ago
Hurry up and write that book before juice does. Seriously sounds like a new york times bestseller lol. I can imagine walking past the cover in an airport and doing a double take
BoytoyOfNicespice
6 years ago
"I've been jacking off like crazy lately not really sure why."

That's okay, txtittyfag has been jacking me off like crazy lately and I'm not sure why. Do you not enjoy making love to me anymore txtittyfag? Are you doing this so you can go out and spend four hours in the middle of the night collecting firewood for our trailer's heating system instead of being in bed with me?
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Why not just jerk off? You need to specifically ask the LDK aficionados.

SJG
chessmaster
6 years ago
^a ldk may not better than front room make out sessions or mexican hat dancing but has to be better than jacking off.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^^^ I definitely do call that into question.

Front room makeout session likely leads to completely civilian mind blowing sex, and for as many nights as you want.

LDKing, buying ejaculation services, is just increasing your own sexual frustration.

Jerking off is private, helps you plan what girls you are going to go after, etc.

The problem with LDKing is that there the girl is in front of you, ready for a civilian type of come on. But instead of doing that, you make a fool of yourself in front of her.

I think this is an important issue, gets at the main disparity of views on this forum.

SJG

Chicago: Police Shoot and Kill a Black On-Duty Security Guard

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In the Chicago suburb of Midlothian, a black security officer was shot and killed by a white police officer Sunday as he was restraining a shooting suspect while on duty at a bar. Twenty-six-year-old Jemel Roberson reportedly grabbed and held a bar patron to the ground after the patron opened fire early Sunday morning. When police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses say Roberson was immediately shot, despite people at the bar screaming that he was a security guard. At the time, Roberson was armed and held a valid gun owner’s license. One patron who witnessed the killing said the cops “saw a black man with a gun, and basically killed him.” An autopsy Monday concluded that Roberson’s death was a homicide.
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Countryman5434
6 years ago
If everyone would learn the advantages of front room makeout sessions there would be less jacking off and definitely less pl cumming in their pants
GoVikings
6 years ago
DC......don't you pretty much feel nothing after the 3rd time?

seems like after you've done it 2-3 times a day.......you don't feel anything anymore and it becomes pointless

i could be wrong though.......just asking
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
But DC, the question is, do you actually pay stripper for dry humping, and until LDK?

SJG
Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
@DC

In my professional PL-opinion I think you may be compensating for a severe lack of pussy - you need to start fucking some pussies to get back in balance
jester214
6 years ago
@Papi, fucking pussies is what frat boy douches do.

DC is too much of a nice guy for that.
Liwet
6 years ago
Jerking off doesn't satisfy my need to be hug and be hugged.
JAprufrock
6 years ago
Because you can have you cake and eat it, too. Or should I say, have your pussy and eat it, too.
Jacking off is a substitute for sex when sex isn't readily available.
This isn't rocket science.
Jascoi
6 years ago
DC is young. give him some slack. great sexual tension and drive is more powerful when your young.
Jascoi
6 years ago
*you’re*
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Lmfao
4got2wipe
6 years ago
The more brilliant question is what do you use for lube? Here are my guesses:

juicebox69: Arby’s sauce
TheeOSU: the tears he cries when he reads san_jose_guy posts
san_jose_guy: gravy

Others?
Cashman1234
6 years ago
You are only as young as the whores you pay to fuck!

My hand isn’t that young - so I pay to bang filthy whores.

Also, it’s an adventure. I don’t know what I might find when I open the club door. There could be a filthy pig in there - who needs to be fisted and who has a leaky bladder - and sloppy hanging tits! Why let that magic go to waste?
jester214
6 years ago
Who said I'm single?

Dude, in one year you've posted more than half as many times as I have in 10+ and you're jerking off 8 times a day? Leave your dorm room, go make some friends, you might actually get laid.
CJKent (Banned)
6 years ago
I will play along;
Why?
Because;
Sex is truly pleasurable and through it we may transcend our aloneness and form a momentary bond with another human being, even if it she is a hooker and you are a john.

On its face, prostitution is a cold business. The john buys ejaculatory services for money, plain and simple. But the john can give himself an orgasm, for free. So why pay? And why is the John's enjoyment increased if the stripper produces the sounds of enjoyment and sexual arousal? If the john's motivation is selfish sexual release, the satisfaction of a biological urge, why does it matter to him if the prostitute is aroused? What excites him about the thought that she appears to be enjoying herself?

Fundamental social, interpersonal dynamics are apparently present even here, inside the transaction of ejaculatory services in exchange for money.
Human beings are innately social and are shaped by their experiences with others. There are multiple perspectives to understand this inherent motivation to interact with others.
The human desire for companionship is one of the strongest human drives. It is an innate feature of human nature, and may be related to the sex drive
Human sexual activity has sociological, cognitive, emotional, behavioural and biological aspects; these include personal bonding, sharing emotions and the physiology of the reproductive system, sex drive.

In my humble opinion, men are trying to procreate, consciously or unconsciously, that is the bottom line, they can’t do this without a woman.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
So are we then in agreement that ITC the best is front room makeout session, then FS, then taking her home with you to continue?

But sometimes that cannot happen. DATYing the girls is good, and then OTC ASAP.

But if it comes down to it, your only options are ITC LDKing, or just staying home and jacking off, which is better?

SJG
flagooner
6 years ago
@4got2wipe
I'll contribute

4got2wipe: The blood from his boyfriend's bleeding hemorrhoid

Brilliant!
jester214
6 years ago
Lol, right you sit around jacking it all day and posting to a strip club forum because "the people suck".

san_jose_guy
6 years ago
1. Best, select your girl, front room makeout session, back room FS, then pumping loads into her in your own bed. You won't need to be going to strip clubs very often.

2. DATY your girl, then soon be bedding her.

3. If not prepared to be taking girls home with you, for what ever reason. Then, Jack Off. Good exercise, helps you build up your own fantasies.

But LDKing in strip clubs, no I do not think that is a good thing, a negative, Publicly exposes your dirty laundry, what ever reason you are unable to be taking girls home with you.

SJG

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Mtent
6 years ago
This got way off topic.

Why are you paying when you can jack off to porn for free?
Estafador
6 years ago
Vagina, booty , tits and lips all feel infinitely better than your own manly hands.
Estafador
6 years ago
Damn sjg your post totally brought down my mood. Now I hate white people again.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Jacking off, if that is all which is available, is better than paying money to humiliate yourself buy purchasing ejaculation services from a beautiful girl.

SJG

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Gustav Holst - The Planets
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Boy Erased, gay conversion therapy
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orionsmith
6 years ago
Anyone can jack off. Strip clubs are good for attempting to see and feel more. You could ask why buy a pizza from a restaurant when you could make one cheaper. Maybe it tastes better. I am missing out on some nice titties not visiting clubs tonight though.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
If you set it up right and handle it right, you have a good chance of being able to select a girl at a strip club, and then be walking up in the mornings with her, regularly. So you don't need to go to strip clubs very often. The girls that you meet there will keep you busy outside.

Just look at what happened to Countryman. Mostly likely right now he is getting one of his daily cock rides. And it sounds like his girl just lets go and lets it happen, so she makes such big wet spots that he has to always be changing the bed sheets.

https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id…

SJG

Saturday I reported on a man who had vanished from a 49er's stadium game the previous Monday. Saturday they found a body in the water near the old unused Alviso Marina and some old concrete boat ramps. The stuff is unused because silt comes in from the bay and fills it up.

I have years ago explored all around there. It is interesting, but even in the day time potentially dangerous. I once got stuck hip deep in mud and a shoe came off. Getting my foot back into the shoe I was able to recover it. But I was taking more risks in doing so.

This man was in the military, maybe Special Forces. So likely he handles himself quite well in the outdoors, even at night.

Not sure if any conclusions have been reached, but to me it sounds more and more like a suicide. Left his cell phone, battery run down to zero, in his car at the stadium. Also left his girl friend and her two kids there. But talking on the phone and using video up until the point he vanished.

https://590kqnt.iheart.com/featured/morn…

http://www.khq.com/story/39481212/santa-…

Here SJPD say that the body was found floating face down about 1 mile out from the Marina and the Ramps.
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/body-discovery…

https://heavy.com/news/2018/11/ian-power…

I believe that police probably have more tidbits of information which they are not going to disclose until they are ready to close the case.

In a homicide it is usually those closest to the deceased who did it, and they are exposed by the contradictions in their stories. To me, this is sounding more and more like a suicide.

Here it sound like he was found at the boat launch, though those concrete ramps are unusable do to silt.
https://thespun.com/news/body-found-amid…

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/body-f…

Still waiting to hear that they have confirmed the identity, and then of course for any conclusions.

http://www.ksro.com/2018/11/19/body-disc…

Jeff Healey Band, full concert
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Identify the girl you want to be waking up in the mornings with. If you play it right, your chances are good.

Otherwise, don't be a chump and have a girl selling you ejaculation services.

Nothing wrong with staying home and jacking off.

SJG
JeffTUSCL
6 years ago
I believe it is primarily psychological and not physical, but there is a chemical component that involves the body only when humans are touching each other.

There are times I'm really wanting some action but because of work or time of day or other circumstances I just can't find an available option. So I jack off which never seems to be just a 5 minute process, I flip through multiple porn videos to find just the right type of scene and girl and flip through a few more til I'm done. Immediately after, I lose all interest in the desire I had for action and wonder why I wanted more than to just pleasure myself. Until 24 or no more than 48 hours later I have the same urge again.

When I instead fulfill what I want with an actual live girl, my urges seem to hold for about a week. There is something about the female touch and presence that provides so much more satisfaction. There is also the exhilaration of someone new, sometimes primarily because it's someone new but partly because there is a thrill challenge. I very often engage with women without there being a clear idea of what I want and I enjoy building them toward doing more by gradually turning up the heat. Sometimes they put the breaks on and sometimes they go further than even I would have expected.

One last thought is that I seem to love or even crave having a girl watch me cum, whether on her or while she has my dick in her hand. I also love to experience feelings that your hand just can't do - how it feels when a hot babe keeps sucking you as you come in her mouth and keeps sucking it in until you're fully done then giggles and smiles and cuddles up to you for a bit after. I seriously believe that is one of the key things that holds the world together from turning into absolute destruction and chaos. The male pursuit to seek that kind of satisfaction and to create means and resources to achieve it whether once or continuously.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
The thing is though, FS is a big deal for a woman, especially the first time with a new guy. So getting that is the big charge out of sex. If you let the girl LDK you or BJ you 'till completion, unless AuntFlo is visiting or something, then she can see that you don't want to save her load for her. That shows her that for some reason you don't want to really engage.

So I say, better to jack off, until you are ready for full service and taking a girl home with you.

SJG

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An Introduction to Heidegger: Being and Time
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Bill Moyers, Forrest Church Interview
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Stravinsky: The Firebird / Gergiev · Vienna Philarmonic · Salzburg Festival 2000
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So you folks like these no proscenium concert halls?

Disney Music Center
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San Jose Center for the Performing Arts, not designed that way.
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Icey
6 years ago
Only time I jerk off is watching Asian porn. Otherwise, its too easy to get laid.
Jascoi
6 years ago
ain’t nothin better than touching a beautiful girl...
Icey
6 years ago
OK, I'm full of shit coz I can get laid without having to save up to pay a hoe to fuck and strippers to let me touch them.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
"Only time I jerk off is watching Asian porn. Otherwise, its too easy to get laid."

Sounds good, but PhatBoy99, are you saying that you do not go for dry humping, ejaculation services, LDKing, BJ till completion in strip clubs? That is after all what this thread was about. If you avoid that and instead let the girl see that you are saving it until you and she can have FS, GREAT!

MIsterWonderful, are you saying that you do take ejaculation services in strip clubs, like LDK and BJ till completion, instead of letting your girl see that you are saving it until you and she can have outside FS?

SJG
strippercutie404
6 years ago
LDKs are pretty much just sex with your clothes on. Nothing wrong with that.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^ I disagree. Not saying LDKing is immoral or anything, but it is nothing like real sex.

Where I come from it was AMPs. HJ's were always available, but I have always gotten FS, and usually a real nice GFE FS.

SJG
Book Guy
6 years ago
Why did I get a PM here via the TUSCL system about this thread? WTF ...
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^ So which is better, buying dances and LDKing, or just jacking off, if those are all which is available?

SJG
Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
None of the above. Do what I do and have your maid give you a handjob every morning.
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