I have a crush on student body president.should I ask him if he needs a first la

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• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  Hahahhahahj
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  I will ask him if he likes going to strip club with first lady jk
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
• Nidan111

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  6 years ago

  You should request to be his intern with benefits.
• jvTroop

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  6 years ago

  Come over here Nicole. You look like you need a spanking! Cum to daddy
• NinoBambina

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  6 years ago

  You need to go sit on a dick nicokehead
• Musterd21

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  6 years ago

  I bet you would be a good First Lady!
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  @musterd thx!
• NinoBambina

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  6 years ago

  Awwwww
• Trule

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  6 years ago

  If you are a senior, you need to work fast. The question you need to ask yourself though is... is he a Republican or a Democrat? This isn’t about politics per se. If Republican you would be better off asking to be his dirty mistress, unless he is is a Democrat and his idol is Gary Hart. If so then also offer to be his dirty mistress. The First Ladies just don’t get laid enough and politicians save the good sex for the dirty side girl. Also, if a Democrat, he is either gay or is spending his free time at a strip club. He can be your gay best friend or your wingman as you hunt down strippers that offer extras. Or if it is true love you could share a stripper together.... I am fully aware Republicans like strippers too. They just pretend not to.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  NinaBambina has an imitation troll. Not brilliant! I don't see the point in another account that refers to Nicole1994 as "nicokehead".
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  Do you dream of giving him a reach-around when you're drilling his ass?
• BoytoyOfNicespice

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  6 years ago

  ^No, you've got Nicole's fantasies mixed up with txtittyfag's.
• BigSammy11

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  6 years ago

  Lick his butthole and he will fall in love with you. Guaranteed or I will give you $100.