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I have a crush on student body president.should I ask him if he needs a first la

future POTUS and Senator in training

Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

He is so fucking cute like oh my God..

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Hahahhahahj

I will ask him if he likes going to strip club with first lady jk

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crazyjoe
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Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday

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Nidan111
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You should request to be his intern with benefits.

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jvTroop
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Come over here Nicole. You look like you need a spanking! Cum to daddy

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NinoBambina
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You need to go sit on a dick nicokehead

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Musterd21
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I bet you would be a good First Lady!

@musterd thx!

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NinoBambina
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Awwwww

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Trule
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If you are a senior, you need to work fast. The question you need to ask yourself though is... is he a Republican or a Democrat? This isn’t about politics per se. If Republican you would be better off asking to be his dirty mistress, unless he is is a Democrat and his idol is Gary Hart. If so then also offer to be his dirty mistress. The First Ladies just don’t get laid enough and politicians save the good sex for the dirty side girl. Also, if a Democrat, he is either gay or is spending his free time at a strip club. He can be your gay best friend or your wingman as you hunt down strippers that offer extras. Or if it is true love you could share a stripper together....

I am fully aware Republicans like strippers too. They just pretend not to.

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4got2wipe
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NinaBambina has an imitation troll. Not brilliant! I don't see the point in another account that refers to Nicole1994 as "nicokehead".

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JAprufrock
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Do you dream of giving him a reach-around when you're drilling his ass?

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BoytoyOfNicespice
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^No, you've got Nicole's fantasies mixed up with txtittyfag's.

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BigSammy11
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Lick his butthole and he will fall in love with you. Guaranteed or I will give you $100.

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