If you are a senior, you need to work fast. The question you need to ask yourself though is... is he a Republican or a Democrat? This isn’t about politics per se. If Republican you would be better off asking to be his dirty mistress, unless he is is a Democrat and his idol is Gary Hart. If so then also offer to be his dirty mistress. The First Ladies just don’t get laid enough and politicians save the good sex for the dirty side girl. Also, if a Democrat, he is either gay or is spending his free time at a strip club. He can be your gay best friend or your wingman as you hunt down strippers that offer extras. Or if it is true love you could share a stripper together....
I am fully aware Republicans like strippers too. They just pretend not to.
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I am fully aware Republicans like strippers too. They just pretend not to.