flagooner, it is a sign that bits of fruit are lodged in your urethra. That’s what happens when you spend all of your waking hours using a fruit cup as a sex toy.
Just dip your dick in listermint and let it dissolve the fruit lodged up there. And stop fucking fruit cups in the rest home dining room when everybody else is eating. The staff say it is completely non-brilliant!
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last commentNo, it's a sign that when you did a CR you should've brought along your own condom.
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It can be. Most county health departments will do (mostly) anonymous and reasonably priced or even free testing.
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It could also be a yeast infection.
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Thanks guys. I'm going to tell my friend that it just comes with old age and that it's chronic. I have no idea why he asked me if I knew.
(No homo)
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Lol
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It's a sign of a UTI at the very least. A common STD most likely. Get tested.
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It’s never a good idea to pee into a bee hive -
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It was vibrating - and it felt great until...
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Next time wash your hands after eating thise Jalapeno peppers
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Don’t mistake Jalapeño poppers for anal poppers!
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Lol
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flag, don't ask for medical advice from Internet doctors. Go see your gynecologist for a professional opinion.
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flagooner, it is a sign that bits of fruit are lodged in your urethra. That’s what happens when you spend all of your waking hours using a fruit cup as a sex toy.
Just dip your dick in listermint and let it dissolve the fruit lodged up there. And stop fucking fruit cups in the rest home dining room when everybody else is eating. The staff say it is completely non-brilliant!
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LOL
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You should listen to 4got he knows what he’s talking about;)
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^ just because you fished a lab coat out of the hospital trash doesn’t change you from the pos you really are lol
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My friend gave me an update. Apparently it was caused by a high concentration of Citric, Ascorbic and Pantothenic acids in his urethra.
How the fuck did that happen???
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Probably caused by too much Vitamin C in his diet.
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