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flagooner
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7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Is it just a sign of old age if it stings when you pee?

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vajmon

No, it's a sign that when you did a CR you should've brought along your own condom.

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georgmicrodong

It can be. Most county health departments will do (mostly) anonymous and reasonably priced or even free testing.

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shadowcat

It could also be a yeast infection.

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flagooner

Thanks guys. I'm going to tell my friend that it just comes with old age and that it's chronic. I have no idea why he asked me if I knew. (No homo)

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MackTruck

Lol

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JeffTUSCL

It's a sign of a UTI at the very least. A common STD most likely. Get tested.

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Cashman1234

It’s never a good idea to pee into a bee hive -

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Cashman1234

It was vibrating - and it felt great until...

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JuiceBox69

Next time wash your hands after eating thise Jalapeno peppers

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Cashman1234

Don’t mistake Jalapeño poppers for anal poppers!

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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JAprufrock

flag, don't ask for medical advice from Internet doctors. Go see your gynecologist for a professional opinion.

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4got2wipe

flagooner, it is a sign that bits of fruit are lodged in your urethra. That’s what happens when you spend all of your waking hours using a fruit cup as a sex toy.

Just dip your dick in listermint and let it dissolve the fruit lodged up there. And stop fucking fruit cups in the rest home dining room when everybody else is eating. The staff say it is completely non-brilliant!

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flagooner

LOL

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twentyfive

You should listen to 4got he knows what he’s talking about;)

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twentyfive

^ just because you fished a lab coat out of the hospital trash doesn’t change you from the pos you really are lol

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flagooner

My friend gave me an update. Apparently it was caused by a high concentration of Citric, Ascorbic and Pantothenic acids in his urethra.

How the fuck did that happen???

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Iam4u2screw

Probably caused by too much Vitamin C in his diet.

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