Old age?

flagooner
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Is it just a sign of old age if it stings when you pee?

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vajmon
6 years ago
No, it's a sign that when you did a CR you should've brought along your own condom.
georgmicrodong
6 years ago
It can be. Most county health departments will do (mostly) anonymous and reasonably priced or even free testing.
shadowcat
6 years ago
It could also be a yeast infection.
flagooner
6 years ago
Thanks guys. I'm going to tell my friend that it just comes with old age and that it's chronic. I have no idea why he asked me if I knew.
(No homo)
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lol
JeffTUSCL
6 years ago
It's a sign of a UTI at the very least. A common STD most likely. Get tested.
Cashman1234
6 years ago
It’s never a good idea to pee into a bee hive -
Cashman1234
6 years ago
It was vibrating - and it felt great until...
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Next time wash your hands after eating thise Jalapeno peppers
Cashman1234
6 years ago
Don’t mistake Jalapeño poppers for anal poppers!
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Lol
JAprufrock
6 years ago
flag, don't ask for medical advice from Internet doctors. Go see your gynecologist for a professional opinion.
4got2wipe
6 years ago
flagooner, it is a sign that bits of fruit are lodged in your urethra. That’s what happens when you spend all of your waking hours using a fruit cup as a sex toy.

Just dip your dick in listermint and let it dissolve the fruit lodged up there. And stop fucking fruit cups in the rest home dining room when everybody else is eating. The staff say it is completely non-brilliant!
flagooner
6 years ago
LOL
twentyfive
6 years ago
You should listen to 4got he knows what he’s talking about;)
twentyfive
6 years ago
^ just because you fished a lab coat out of the hospital trash doesn’t change you from the pos you really are lol
flagooner
6 years ago
My friend gave me an update. Apparently it was caused by a high concentration of Citric, Ascorbic and Pantothenic acids in his urethra.

How the fuck did that happen???
Iam4u2screw
6 years ago
Probably caused by too much Vitamin C in his diet.
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