flagooner, it is a sign that bits of fruit are lodged in your urethra. That’s what happens when you spend all of your waking hours using a fruit cup as a sex toy.
Just dip your dick in listermint and let it dissolve the fruit lodged up there. And stop fucking fruit cups in the rest home dining room when everybody else is eating. The staff say it is completely non-brilliant!
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Just dip your dick in listermint and let it dissolve the fruit lodged up there. And stop fucking fruit cups in the rest home dining room when everybody else is eating. The staff say it is completely non-brilliant!
How the fuck did that happen???