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I found the on-ramp to the Highway to Hell when I was still in my 20s. Back then I was still poor and still innocent (at least innocent compared to the jaded, been everywhere, done…

I can only speak confidently for myself on the issue of why people pay for sex when they can get it for free, but let me take a crack at this.

1. Some people are…

A Top Ten List

1. Most Canoodlings in a 24 Hour Period: On our first night together I nailed the woman who eventually became Mrs. Hornibastard #3 eight times. I wonder, does it count as running…

Posts on this august discussion board by a moronic, juvenile malcontent who believes that looking like you belong in prison constitutes high fashion persuaded me that ANYBODY can qualify to be a fashion advisor.

This…

I can’t think of anything more fascinating than nothing. So I’ve been thinking about nothing a lot lately.

If you think the contemplation of nothing is just an empty headed waste of time, you’re dead…

Some who have known me for a long time say that I am “a self made man.” They mean it as a compliment. They believe this about me because I grew up poor and later…

Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and I have been together quite a while. We have been very happy in our relationship. Much happier than anyone would have predicted we would be.

On paper, we make an improbable couple.…

Most people (both men and women) spend their lives wondering about “the one that got away.” I’m among those who still thinks about and pines for “the one that got away.”

Her name was “Sandy.”

The…

Every day I spend some quality “me time” getting hard in my man cave. It’s a habit I have maintained since I was in my teens.

So far, my daily pleasure of getting hard has…