Posts by reverendhornibastard

The “Spice Islands” refers to a group of islands in eastern Indonesia including Ambon, Halmahera, Buru, Seram, Tanimbar, Seram and Ternate. According to history, the Spice Islands became known to 16th century European merchants and traders who sent mariners…

Anisa, (now known as “Mrs. Hornibastard) was born and raised in an overwhelmingly Muslim village among the terraced rice paddies of East Java. Like everyone in her village, she was accustomed to bathing naked in the river that runs through…

It’s not every day you meet a woman who can inflate her pussy like a football, but I have met a few over the years. I remember the first time I encountered an inflatable pussy. I was doing my usual…

At least, that’s already the case if you’re in Asia. For you mother fuckers out there where it is still Father’s Day, have a good one. Being a good father is an important and sometimes tough responsibility. If you’re taking…

BOLD NEW USES FOR AN EGG TIMER: It is both magical and sobering to be taught invaluable life lessons from a sexy woman young enough to be your daughter. I thought I was supposed to be the wise, sophisticated, worldly one.…

Some of you have commented on my occasional use of the word, “desploogination.” First, in all honesty, I cannot claim to have coined the word. “Desploogination” is a term that has been around for millennia. Its earliest use can be traced…

The first time I moved to Southeast Asia I had no inkling of what was in store for me. I found myself immediately surrounded by more sexy, young Asian women than I had time to shake my night stick at.…

Not so long ago an Asian chick I had never met went out of her way to get a good long look at my cock. I was in Narita Airport outside Tokyo. Nature called so I found a men’s room…

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Woman Agreeing to Have Your Baby. The fundamental reason women are so much pickier than men in choosing who they will get juicy with relates to the biological economics of human sexual reproduction.…

I never had any “serious” emotional involvement with a stripper, but my first wife went through a phase during which she wanted to be a stripper. One day after work my wife and I found ourselves trapped in unusually horrendous…

It may be considered heresy for me to admit this here, but the honest truth is I’m not all that crazy about blow jobs. Don’t get me wrong. I’d rather enjoy a good blowjob than go to the dentist, meet…

Just about everyone on the whole damn planet who is healthy and old enough to have an indecent hormonal level is vitally interested in sex. And well they should be! After all, procreation is our most critical mission imperative. God’s…